🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fucking idiot filter looks like shit.

I hope she goes full Chola though, break out the big bamboo earringz, dark af lip liner with light color lipstick in the middle and the sharpie marker gorl let's get ghetto.
You scare me. You really, really scare me.

Yeah, I’m done being autistic. Sorry gorls.
Kids, kids, kids.... don't be over analyzing the rantings of a Fat Woman. If you DO, then you're one of them, not one of us.

Where's the current wifey live train wreck? Oh, still at the station.

Carry on.

:drink:
 
For real though, how long is anyone going to stay with Amber after a day where she has aygs for breakfast despite her "allergies" then follows it up with an entire pot of her homemade vegetable soup?
Anyone with a drop of sanity will run far and fast before the paint has a chance to start peeling.
 
That sucks.



There are some people who get puffy during treatment. One person I helped out when they had cancer (head/neck) bloated in the neck and face, as one might expect from radiation and chemo, but overall lost weight due to nutritional issues. As we all know from watching Big Al, the human body can do some weird fucking things.
Cancer patients are often put on steroids. Steroids can cause weight gain, especially in the face. It's a side effect called "moon face."
 
Cancer patients are often put on steroids. Steroids can cause weight gain, especially in the face. It's a side effect called "moon face."
Some are. Many are not, like the one I mentioned. That person was only seeing the effects of the combined chemo and radiation.

And to swing this back around on topic: I don't think Big Al currently has cancer rampaging through her body like frat boys through keggers, since she doesn't really bitch/crow about things we'd associate with it (fast, unexplained weight loss, being tired all the time, and so on). But she could have one of those cancers that are rather silent, spreading through that massive ocean of a body until they're found too late. Who knows? Not Big Al, sine she won't lose weight to fit in the bores of the scanners.

Whatever the case with her cancer status, she clearly got over the "wifey helped me lose x pounds, y'all!: phase of the relationship pretty quickly. Seemed to me last night she was over all of the phases of the so-called relationship, really.
 
How many different colored rings around her neck is she now sporting?
i count 4 including the red chest area.
Cancer patients are often put on steroids. Steroids can cause weight gain, especially in the face. It's a side effect called "moon face."
that maybe so, but Ambers moon face is much older than her cancer diagnose. same for the weight gain, she dont need steroids to get fatter, eating is the only thing in her life she puts more effort in than her make up.

also.... am i the only one those fingers remind of Naders crocked crack hands?
 
amber is just fat. her moon face has nothing to do with her cancer. the kind caused by steroids usually looks pretty unsettling because the person has a normal sized body with a massive bloated face.
 
Fan art of Amberlynn, Becky, Destiny, MichaelBePetty and Zachary Michael I found on Reddit.
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how long do yah think it'll take for her nogg bulldyke gf to chimp out on her and start whaling on her over something retarded
Groids gotta groid.

However, from what tiny bit we've seen/know so far, Magic 8 Ball sez: "Ask again later."
 
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