🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tranimal Farm said:
for me the fucking WORST form of obesity is when they get so fucking fat that their arms start to fold over and envelop their elbows like a foreskin over a dick
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You mean like…

…Amber?

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Theory/ The Actual Damn Truth

There has never been a "romantic" relationship between these two ogres. It was transactional from the beginning. Amber needed wheels and a place to live; Thumby liked money, not working, and free shit. So they made a deal. *Everything* was lies so The FatAl and Friends Show cash grab could continue.

Four years later this shit-com that should have been cancelled years ago hits a snag. Either Thumb can't take it anymore and wants to break her "contract" or by some miracle Al actually does meet someone ( jury's still out on wifey). The engagement was just for ratings anyway. They stage a "break up", and there you have it. Get ready for the next season of the most boring show ever.

Tl : Dr It's all bullshit and always has been.
 
mythical mother said:
You mean like…

…Amber?

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I have a "digital wellbeing" setting on my phone where everything goes greyscale after 11 PM to help me wind down for the night.

The mass of white flesh in this picture, when viewed in greyscale, made it look like it was an old school photo that had been burned. I didn't look like a human arm. I was like "what am I supposed to be looking at?" And then I realized. (:_(
 
mythical mother said:
You mean like…

…Amber?

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Geez-us, that is so horrifying.

marjoram said:
Theory/ The Actual Damn Truth

There has never been a "romantic" relationship between these two ogres. It was transactional from the beginning. Amber needed wheels and a place to live; Thumby liked money, not working, and free shit. So they made a deal. *Everything* was lies so The FatAl and Friends Show cash grab could continue.
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Recall that Becky said Big Al kept pushing the relationship when they starting talking and finally met. So I can see the rather dry "relationship" being just like a legal contract they signed onto.

marjoram said:
Four years later this shit-com that should have been cancelled years ago hits a snag. Either Thumb can't take it anymore and wants to break her "contract" or by some miracle Al actually does meet someone ( jury's still out on wifey). The engagement was just for ratings anyway. They stage a "break up", and there you have it. Get ready for the next season of the most boring show ever.

Tl : Dr It's all bullshit and always has been.
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I think the breakup is real, and maybe Becky did feel badly - about themoney drying up, LOL.

Yesterday , for the hell of it, I popped over to socialblade to have a look at Big Al's stats and oh my god how their estimates on her shit have fallen. I know none of those types of places are 100% accurate but we know she's pulling fewer views, so perhaps she is hemorrhaging cash on the YT front.
 
I'm actually appalled by ALR's remarks about Necky, and now that she's on stream with her, she back-peddled everything and said basically the entire relationship was transactional.

Good on Necky, she broke up with her and lost 600lbs. My bad, apparently Cowberlynn lost 20 something pounds in her hexagon shaped face.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Geez-us, that is so horrifying.
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What’s even crazier is, that picture is from the Shanty. So it’s, at a bare minimum, over a year old. Can’t remember which vlogmas this was and don’t care lol. She’s still fat.

We all know she’s hit her highest weight ever since moving to Lexington. So that means… she’s bigger than the infamous birthday party pic or the one where she’s sitting on the couch with T. rex arms. She’s just been very careful not to show her body lately. I looked for awhile but that’s honestly one of the more recent pictures I could find with her arms other than her putting her hair up.

Now, all that being said, imagine what worse than the birthday party pic really looks like. Because the first time I saw these screenshots, I was floored. But seeing them again just now to attach them to this post it really doesn’t look that crazy anymore. That’s how badly she’s managed to distort my image of the human body. She has given me dysmorphia for other people’s bodies.


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Slappy McGherkin said:
There is no measurement for the amount of delusion this bitch has about herself.
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When someone is this far gone, it's easier to keep drinking the kool-aid than to actually face reality. There's probably a quiet voice in the back of her head that asks, from time to time, how she found herself in this position and whether or not she was responsible. Or she'd see people losing weight and wonder if she could do it too. But it'd be quickly drowned out by the lies she rehearsed to say over and over again - "I'm not them"/"Those are fake results"/"I like this lifestyle better"/"Why try when you are already ___" - convinced that what she's doing now is fine.

It's not, and there is something very wrong with her life - but to admit that takes courage, vulnerability, and support - something that she doesn't have.
 
Tranimal Farm said:
for me the fucking WORST form of obesity is when they get so fucking fat that their arms start to fold over and envelop their elbows like a foreskin over a dick
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What always perplexes me with the death fats is they always look like they're leaning forward or something. It's like their bodies decide to store fat in unfortunate places after a certain point.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
There is an old clip floating around of a younger, less porcine Amber admitting she spent all her school years in special ed. She is not stupid, though, she asserts, and informs us that literally everyone who reads her writing is "floored." It is indeed quite flooring.
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Yeah. Floored. She grew up in sped class, every adult in her life has acted in the same fake way when a kid shows the a shit drawing or the dreaded macaroni art. Every adult hyping up ambers self confidence helped her maintain the idea she has noe that she's more than just a black hole with an Uber eats pass.
 
Insulin reid said:
Yeah. Floored. She grew up in sped class, every adult in her life has acted in the same fake way when a kid shows the a shit drawing or the dreaded macaroni art. Every adult hyping up ambers self confidence helped her maintain the idea she has noe that she's more than just a black hole with an Uber eats pass.
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Those live streams and vlogs have shown us not only her lack of basic knowledge that most people learn in school, such as Lincoln being a president or countries have flags, but also her lack of interest in learning. Having her quipping about going to college is bizarre, to say the least. Being in special education classes meant that anything she did, besides eating and breathing, probably brought praise for any of her accomplishments such as dancing and writing poetry.
 
twi1992 said:
What always perplexes me with the death fats is they always look like they're leaning forward or something. It's like their bodies decide to store fat in unfortunate places after a certain point.
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I mean you try standing fully upright with a gunt like that pulling you down
 
mythical mother said:
What’s even crazier is, that picture is from the Shanty. So it’s, at a bare minimum, over a year old. Can’t remember which vlogmas this was and don’t care lol. She’s still fat.

We all know she’s hit her highest weight ever since moving to Lexington. So that means… she’s bigger than the infamous birthday party pic or the one where she’s sitting on the couch with T. rex arms. She’s just been very careful not to show her body lately. I looked for awhile but that’s honestly one of the more recent pictures I could find with her arms other than her putting her hair up.

Now, all that being said, imagine what worse than the birthday party pic really looks like. Because the first time I saw these screenshots, I was floored. But seeing them again just now to attach them to this post it really doesn’t look that crazy anymore. That’s how badly she’s managed to distort my image of the human body. She has given me dysmorphia for other people’s bodies.


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She's saying in her latest live stream that she's losing weight but I just don't believe anything she says anymore. I wonder if another reason why she prefers the streams over vlogs is because it's easier not to show her full body.

karatemanchan37 said:
When someone is this far gone, it's easier to keep drinking the kool-aid than to actually face reality. There's probably a quiet voice in the back of her head that asks, from time to time, how she found herself in this position and whether or not she was responsible. Or she'd see people losing weight and wonder if she could do it too. But it'd be quickly drowned out by the lies she rehearsed to say over and over again - "I'm not them"/"Those are fake results"/"I like this lifestyle better"/"Why try when you are already ___" - convinced that what she's doing now is fine.

It's not, and there is something very wrong with her life - but to admit that takes courage, vulnerability, and support - something that she doesn't have.
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That's why she so adamantly denies therapy. I feel like ALR knows it requires reflection and taking some responsibility- something she is incapable of at this point.
 
Xenomorph said:
Amber the Empath: The lardass who films and takes pictures when going to funerals/wakes and was disappointed she couldnt have a "friendsgiving" cause Destinys Uncle had to go and die that week.
Or lying about Dustys Moms health and then when she actually died Amber didnt even show to the wake and made normas death al about her cancer and ignoring a drugged out necky.
Or, when Dusty was having chest pain's and was getting ready to go to the ER Amber made sure Dusty was the one to wrangle the animals and close up the house and drive herself to the ER while Amber vlogged.
Or when Dusty have period cramps from a cyst bursting on her ovary Amber droned on and on about her new purse.
Or when Dusty threw Hamber and surprise b-day party then getting a stomach bug the following night Amber left her alone upstairs while she played with coloring books and eye fucked herself and finger fucked her new prezzies.

I can go on and on and on.

Such an Empath, gorl.
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Quick, someone make a mocking "Hamber the Empath" compilation of all this. Because it's one thing to watch it all as it happened. It's a laugh to see it all together.
 
That's one photogenic lady, damn gorl.
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I didn't even look at her arms first, my eyes went straight to the terrible lighting on her mug.
 
Stop The Lying Gorls said:
What’s Frances’ Instagram?
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@theyggdrasil

I got this info from the ALR subreddit. Redditors are questioning if this person is a bot or a troll. Another thing being speculated is that ALR mentioned she's talking to two different women, so this may not be the infamous Wipey, and just another person she's in contact with.

EDIT: Looks like she just posted saying she's not connected to Amber.
 
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Pixelated Poutine said:
That's why she so adamantly denies therapy. I feel like ALR knows it requires reflection and taking some responsibility- something she is incapable of at this point.
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I flip flop sometimes in-between her being self aware or not. It's becoming apparent to me though that she's just really that dumb. She's a horse that does that cribbing thing till it dies. The only reason she's alive is because she has girlfriends around her to act as tard wranglers. I think she watched YouTube in her late teens early twenties and all the smoke and mirrors of influencers really got to her and she believes all of it. I don't think she's smart enough to have any higher cognitive thought, not to mention being fat makes you more stupid.
Her avoiding things like therapy or anything remotely difficult makes me wonder if it's just the battle of her tard brain struggling to make sense of basic things, then because it's too hard for her to grasp, she gets angry and won't admit she doesn't understand or needs help understanding so she like disassociates- or something like age regression, back to her tween state because that's simple for her and doesn't trigger the tard rage from not grasping different concepts. I think the intelligence stops at being capable of narcissism. Other than that she's just the older version of that retarded kid in kindergarten who forces the square peg in the round hole, yells and screams out of frustration and then shits their pants.

Sorry for the run on sentences, I needed the cardio.
 
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