🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I've head on the grapevine that a youtube video was made that alleges she uses some sort of face filter on the livestreams to make her face skinnier.

I'm not sure if this is a thing, as I have a boomer level of attitude to apps and social media shit.

Can't find it myself though, keep a look out. I'll post it here if I find it.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
I've head on the grapevine that a youtube video was made that alleges she uses some sort of face filter on the livestreams to make her face skinnier.

I'm not sure if this is a thing, as I have a boomer level of attitude to apps and social media shit.

Can't find it myself though, keep a look out. I'll post it here if I find it.
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I doubt it, tbh. It would be noticeable when she moved around and we also know that not all filters fit her face to begin with.
I think if this was true, it would be much more apparent.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I'm going to piggyback (LOL) on @Piggy Pot Pie's post to say my last thing about Big Al's "cancer" and move on.



I'm well aware obese women are prone to endometrial cancer. However, I also know the things above. I'm expected to believe that Big Al, who is literally skeered of every fucking thing, went in, got her innards yoinked, and then did....nothing. Nothing. No followups with oncologists and gyns and GPs, no routine followup bloodwork, no attempts at all to lose weight so that anything, from an ultrasound to the big scans like PETs to make sure that the cancer is gone, and not a peep from Big Al about the "cancer" in many months. She babbled on and on about fucking COVID forever and how she was so skeered to get vaxed. Yes, she is a blithering idiot. Yes, she showed some kind of piece of paper. If that paper was real, and given how she obsesses over shit, she would have been talking about it, even if she ghosted her care team, for the views.

No. I don't believe her. The above is why.

/End of "cancer" saga shit.




If your god loved you, Becky, it would have made Big Al write a will naming you as her beneficiary and then drop dead.
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I respectfully disagree. Amber is definitely the type to ignore follow ups and anything else medically necessary. In her mind, she had surgery and it's taken care of.
I also lean more towards the idea of precancerous cells rather than full blown cancer. It's understandable why there is debate on the subject, but I'll offer the benefit of the doubt to Amber this time, more explanation listed below:
StrawberryDouche said:
Are you surprised the laziest woman on the Internet did nothing? She did make mentions of follow ups she attended, a CT scan she took, and bitched about how lab work cost her 3 grand. Amber got bored and no longer wanted to play semi-compliant patient, and paying for health care ate into her eating and earring money.

Amber, who is sacred of everything as you said, was for a moment, more scared of cancer than everything else she feigns fear over as a cover for her laziness.
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I think Amber would have attended the first couple follow ups. There is always a risk of infection and those first few follow ups after surgery are to determine if the wound is looking good and healing. She could have also had surgical drains placed to drain any excess blood and pus (there is a lot of flesh there after all). She would have had to go back to have those removed. Also, because of her size, she could have been referred to a general surgeon with experience dealing with obese patients.
After post-surgerical follow ups with the surgeon though, they may have told her to follow up with her OB-GYN and she just may have once or twice but as stated before lazy.
This is all spectaculation unfortunately.
Empress of Lucite said:
Just my two cents on the whole "The Cancer is Real/Fake" sperg out... for me the proof that Amber was telling the truth was in the video where she announced her diagnosis. Her panic, the tears, her inability to speak without gasping repeatedly... it was incredibly uncomfortable and very real. I've said this before: when it comes to acting Amber is the absolute worst, and there's no way she could've pulled off that video unless it was 100% genuine.

As for her not talking about her cancer situation type deal since, if anything her silence on the matter further proves to me that it was real because Amber's number one approach to anything painful or scary is to just deny its existence. She's too fat to get that PT scan, so it's just easier to avoid the subject altogether.
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Right. We seen Amber's laughable attempts at acting. Lol
Witch Bitch said:
Amber is retarted and saw "precancerous" cells and lost her shit. Tons of women come up positive for them. The difference is most arent so fucking morbidly obese that the doctors have to yank their lady parts, 'just in case'.

They can get the normal tests done and move on with their fucking lives. My oponion is amber got medically sterilized over the possibility of cancer. Once they tested the tissue out of her body and found her to be fine she never had to mention it/follow up again and got to be a #cancersurvivor
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This could be it. Her follow ups could have just been with the surgeon but once the tissue was tested and cleared— OB told her she's good for now but to follow up in however many months and to look out for certain things. I doubt they would tell a 600lb woman in that situation type deal not to follow up at all. Amber was just like, "lol, I'm good"

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I don't think Amber faked her cancer. Spectaculatation for 10 paragraphs on why like a school essay.
 
Both sides of the argument make some great points.

I think we can all agree how scary it is that she went from sobbing and gasping in fear to that moment where she said "recovery was fine" as if she'd only had a particularly bad migraine.

I was hoping that Nickacunto Avocunto had insider knowledge like he suggested but the mans a charlatan and a fraud so I won't hold my breath.
 
Empress of Lucite said:
Amber's number one approach to anything painful or scary is to just deny its existence.
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And to establish some equilibrium, she self-diagnoses with other shit.
Covid ? Nah, anxiety
Cancer ? Nah, empath
Diabetes ? Nah, bipolar
Sleep apnea ? Nah, OCPD
She focuses on made up diagnoses while ignoring the very real and threatening ones.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
"I looked over at my mom and she had a tear run down her cheek but I could tell she was happy. There was a difference in her now than her tears she shed earlier. She looked hopeful now. Her golden hair was flowing in the wind and she looked better than she had in months as the sun hit her cheeks. I looked around and saw nothing but estrogen. It didn't bother me, since I was a lesbian after all."
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how the fuck did it escalate like this
 
There is an old clip floating around of a younger, less porcine Amber admitting she spent all her school years in special ed. She is not stupid, though, she asserts, and informs us that literally everyone who reads her writing is "floored." It is indeed quite flooring.
 
Amber in a tank top. Fetch me the melon baller. I tire of my vision.

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Edit: I do not crop my screenshots because I’m a godless heathen.
 
Tranimal Farm said:
for me the fucking WORST form of obesity is when they get so fucking fat that their arms start to fold over and envelop their elbows like a foreskin over a dick
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Tess Holiday has the head of a instagram catfish, and the tatted hog body of a 50 year old alcoholic truck driver named Clark who picks up crossies at the rest stop :story:
 
Xenomorph said:
Spread out that thinning hair girl. Queen of catfishing. She’s so proud she got hosed down today
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Yanno, **if** I dinnit know the reality of the Hamberverse and was just cruising for fat chicks, not a bad totally filtered representation.

CATFISHING, DAMN THE TORPEDOS, FULL LARD ASS AHOY!

Pixelated Poutine said:
The state of delusion she lives in is impenetrable. I've never seen anything like it.
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Agreed. According to her, she's the fucking hottest vagina since Eve to grace God's green earth.

There is no measurement for the amount of delusion this bitch has about herself.

Slappy loves the amusement factor.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
There is an old clip floating around of a younger, less porcine Amber admitting she spent all her school years in special ed. She is not stupid, though, she asserts, and informs us that literally everyone who reads her writing is "floored." It is indeed quite flooring.
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Some of the dumbest people tend to think they're the smartest. It can be either annoying or hilarious, depending on how arrogant they are about it. Amber is extremely arrogant about it, and it just tickles me fucking pink when she calls her haters dumb then— in the next struggling breath, flounders on answering simple questions. She's brought me to tears from laughing more than once. Feelings of euphoric bemusement mixed with the devastating realization that she has the right to vote.

As for her writing, I'd love to read some of the peices she considers to be her best. Do you think she knows the difference between an adjective and an adverb? Or what a clause is? She says she writes poetry, do you think she knows the difference between a limerick and a haiku?

TL;DR

Amberlynn isn't as smart as she thought
Her attempts to disprove this are for naught
She is a self-proclaimed writer
Who thinks her poems are fire
Now was Lincoln a president or not?
 
I waded through some of her wattpad stuff last winter. I was floored alright - it all came across as bad grade school creative writing. Run on sentences, verb tense switches in the middle of painfully awkward phrases & stereotypical, florid word choices. They read more like the fantastical mental ramblings of a tween just exploring the idea of relationships.

Writers at the start of the writing efforts are urged by good teachers to "write what they know" but I suspect even if Amber did that, stuck to writing about a meal somewhere, the same writing sins would be repeated.
 
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