🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

I’m 99% sure she’s gonna move in with her mother. She’s literally not capable of living alone. She won’t even get up to answer the door for the UberEats driver right now, there’s no way she’s gonna get in a stranger’s car to ride share.

I am pretty sure that she is moving to Oklahoma City, but I am not so sure that she will with Katherine. Katherine saw how Amber treated Becky, so she probably does not want to find herself taking care of Amber like a toddler. One possibility is that Katherine will find a flat for both her son and Amber. The text to the "new girlfriend" is likely just a friend of her that she uses to make Becky jealous. Becky is not biting.

Amber pretends to be arrogant and cocky on camera, but in reality, she’s humiliated by the way she looks. She’s just always had a way to negate that by having someone to drive her around and do errands for her. It lets her keep people at a distance. I bet Becky has always been the one to order the food in a restaurant, talk to the cashier etc. Anything further than walking by a stranger in Target is too intimate for our gorl and she doesn’t even do that anymore.

I think that she will have to learn unless she finds a new girlfriend. Katherine has a life of her own and she will not allow Amber to abuse her.

We all know she can’t bathe on her own. There’s no way she can put on her own leggeens or shoes. She can’t fasten or unfasten a bra. She can’t walk the dogs or bend over to change out cat litter and there’s no way she can lift a big bag of that shit. She can’t stand to cook her own meals. I could go on and on, but the point is: what other choice does she have?

It is amazing how a 30-year-old woman can't take care of herself. The only thing she can do is badly put on make-up and uses IG filters. In the last 2-3 years, she has been gradually housebound, and she is so delusional to think that she can do as much as any other individual.

What will be interesting is that, based on what little we saw when her mom was with her, she got on Amber’s ass. At least about the rice. She won’t let Amber treat her the way she treats Becky either, at least I’m assuming she wouldn’t based on that. She will probably be the least enabling person Amber ever lives with.

I agree. This is why she won't let Amber stay with her for very long.

I don’t ever see our gorl living alone. She’s low IQ, has never been independent and she’s immobile. Even if she lost the weight, she would still be irresponsible and stupid.

This was fine when she was younger but I cannot imagine there is someone else that will act like Becky anymore. I am not sure how she will cope.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

It is really telling that as soon as her-love-of-her-life Becky broke with her, she was texting women ready to start a new relationship.

It is clear that she is not interested in living by herself and any lesbian will do. “No long dating for this girl, no siree bob!”

She moved to Kentucky with Destiny. Where will she move next? I would not be surprised if she was talking to a California woman. No Kentucky anymore for this YT influencer!

Edit: She moved to Kentucky with Destiny, not Becky

She has had a new gf to replace the old one every time she is dumped. Then she moves in with them the day they meet in person. Krystal and her parents came to Arizona to bring her back to their house and Destiny and her grandparents went to Virginia to bring her back their house. Kasey is the only one she managed to get herself to and then told him when she got there she couldn't go home.

She quickly found Becky when Destiny dumped her and moved in with her. Destiny and Dana drove her to her first date with Becky. Becky will drive her to her next caretaker or her mom's house.

Its very telling that she has lived in all these states and has zero friends. Gee I wonder why? (sarcasm)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

One possibility is that Katherine will find a flat for both her son and Amber.

This is exactly what's going to happen.

Katherine has a life of her own and she will not allow Amber to abuse her.

I mean, her mother caught a charge for abusing an elderly person and a service dog. I believe her sobriety would be the primary issue, but I also think the allure of bathing in the fountain of free money blowing out of Amber's ass is not something she could resist.

No, you didn’t stray from any “pack”. These Twitter faggots apparently forgot that Amber has admitted to having elevated bilirubin levels multiple times now which causes jaundice.

I honestly wonder what this person has to say if they found out Amber has (gasp) misgendered her FtM ex and accused it/he/she of abuse. (No, I don’t give a shit about Kasey, I’m just curious if the good ole twatter people care about anything other than calling Kiwi Farms out or if they want facts).

I guess in the encyclopedic compendium of things they are not aware of are the multitude of reaction channels bullying Amber's fatty liver. One of them is even a negro! There's even a fat octoroon in the bullyrubin brigade!

lol@ spellcheck telling me octoroon isn't a word.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

options for whatever new gf she has will be:

• self hating gf who sees amber’s antics and thinks she can deal with it if it means having a living ATM nearby at all times

• delusional gf who thinks she can be the one to change amber’s ways and that becky and destiny just didn’t try hard enough

• social media illiterate gf who doesn’t use youtube much and happened to stumble upon her instagram by complete accident and has no desire to research further

• optimistic gf who has seen some of amber’s content and thinks she’s kind of nice and wants to get to know her without seeing her content first to know tHe ReAl HeR

• imaginary gf amber made up entirely to make becky jealous and further manipulate her into trying to fight for the relationship

i wouldn’t be surprised if amber was bullshitting just to get becky riled up and to make her start trying harder for amber’s attention, which obviously isn’t working. it’s just funny that she tried to manipulate her by saying she’d never date anyone again and is now saying she’s already considering jumping to another caretaker serious relationship and bragging about it.

Think you're forgetting another option.

Fat acceptance gf: She is large, in charge, and ready to fight for fat acceptance and against fat phobia. Amber deals with so much hate (only because she fat and nothing else, nope.) She will simp for her lard queen with pride and conviction. All from the comfort of her and Amber's new appartment

Admittedly this could fall into the delusional gf or self hating gf category but lazy activist gf could be it's own thing. Right?

 

[gampboonerisms]

Fun! Another "Waiting for my girlfriend" video to come then. We will get to see her meet someone and adjust to living with them all in the same day!

Unbelievable that she's heading towards the same mistakes all over again!

Its like watching real TV at this point.

From reading all the speculation on who will take amber in next, I just don't think she has the time to secure another caregiver. I could be wrong though. My bet now, is she gets a smaller place in Lexington to be close to the food or backpedals her backpedaling and rents the current hovel out alone and pulls a Chantal (no drugs though) and just clings on to her audience. I think she's burned enough bridges and she can't repair them in time for moveen so she will livestream her pretend beautiful life but be oblivious to the absolute mess she is. She's living a delusion. At least Trisha paytas and avocado boy are self aware. Being a "stupid, hot mess"- It's their brand. Amber lives that Because she wants to be like them, but... She's the type of person to go to a magic show and think it's real, if you know what I mean.

Honestly anything though is gonna be better than the break up saga we have now.

The only place amber is moving to is the fridge and even that is a journey.
She's dying in Kentucky at this point.
She cant leave because she cannot move more than 10 feet.

Has alr ever mentioned VanillaHippo? That's a sick fucking woman, she got Fucking angy (not a typo, she was an Angy girl) that she had to have wls to save her life. I will speculate until the day alr dies that alr wants that life so much; eat all day long, have a loving audience, dont have to worry about stairs or cars now. Too bad KY EMS doesnt have flat bed trucks for huge patient transport.

 

[Bilibin]

She has had a new gf to replace the old one every time she is dumped. Then she moves in with them the day they meet in person. Krystal and her parents came to Arizona to bring her back to their house and Destiny and her grandparents went to Virginia to bring her back their house. Kasey is the only one she managed to get herself to and then told him when she got there she couldn't go home.

She quickly found Becky when Destiny dumped her and moved in with her. Destiny and Dana drove her to her first date with Becky. Becky will drive her to her next caretaker or her mom's house.

Its very telling that she has lived in all these states and has zero friends. Gee I wonder why? (sarcasm)

In one of the post-breakup streams, she mentioned how she had read through her massive backlog of Instagram DMs and how it was a good way to get ahold of her. So she's definitely on the lookout for a new Becky to slide into her DMs and swoop her off her feet. My guess is that future streams will contain a fair bit of sympathy bait and mentions of the DM conversations she's having to encourage more potential suiters to give it a shot.

Also, I'm hoping for an even more BPD GF than Amber herself. Pushovers like becky make for boring content, even if they're useful for narcissists like Amber.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I wonder how far Amber would be prepared to travel to live with her new girlfriend (when she gets one)?

 

[Aldora]

She quickly found Becky when Destiny dumped her and moved in with her. Destiny and Dana drove her to her first date with Becky. Becky will drive her to her next caretaker or her mom's house.

It does make me chuckle thinking of the sheer panic that Amber must've felt at the thought she needed to find a new chauffeur.

 

[Clintonberg]

I'm over gorlfriend sagas. I want to see how long the parasite can stay alive without a suitable host to latch on to.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I'm over gorlfriend sagas. I want to see how long the parasite can stay alive without a suitable host to latch on to.

It was easier when she was younger, smaller, cuter, more mobile and active. However, women in their thirties are more interested in stable relationships and I would imagine that they might also have children. Younger women would have better choices in mates considering that they may want to travel, and doing things besides eating. Amber might think that she is a catch but she will have a tough time finding a replacement for Becky.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I wonder how far Amber would be prepared to travel to live with her new girlfriend (when she gets one)?

Probably depends on what kind of restaurants the town has.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

No need for the N word, even in here imo, but I’m sure I’ll be the sperg for saying it.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I realized something sad

Spoiler: Minor pl

I have a ten year old cousin who looks like her. TEN.

If you know a 10 year old in the realm of 200lbs and they're under 6'0 tall, call CPS.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This is exactly what's going to happen.

I mean, her mother caught a charge for abusing an elderly person and a service dog. I believe her sobriety would be the primary issue, but I also think the allure of bathing in the fountain of free money blowing out of Amber's ass is not something she could resist.

I have been sitting through every one of these inscrutiating lives, and I have to say that while she has not been getting Chantal's druggie lives level of money, the superchats are really adding up. When she mentioned that she and Becky are splitting the money from the videos, people started handing over more money. Given this as a base, Big Al could really churn the money pit with a "moving to OKC to be with MamaMeth and Long Lost Bro" saga. It would be hard for MamaMeth and LLB to resist those dollar signs, I agree - at least for awhile. Eventually, Big Al runs everyone off by being a POS narc who loves to play the victim. That shit gets old.

 

[FatalTater]

the superchats are really adding up

Youtube takes about 30% of superchat money, I've heard.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I have been sitting through every one of these inscrutiating lives, and I have to say that while she has not been getting Chantal's druggie lives level of money, the superchats are really adding up. When she mentioned that she and Becky are splitting the money from the videos, people started handing over more money. Given this as a base, Big Al could really churn the money pit with a "moving to OKC to be with MamaMeth and Long Lost Bro" saga. It would be hard for MamaMeth and LLB to resist those dollar signs, I agree - at least for awhile. Eventually, Big Al runs everyone off by being a POS narc who loves to play the victim. That shit gets old.

This is why she has not done more vlogging lately. She could make more money if she wanted to but instead, she is again annoying people by not answering all superchats and ignoring people paying monthly. She is incorrigible. Moving to Oklahoma City will be a lot more expensive than staying with Becky. Kristine and her brother are not going to be happy with t-shirts, caps, and colouring books. With Becky gone, the twice-a-week live streams are not going to happen with Amber by herself. It is likely that all will see is GRWM, taste tests and Torrid try-outs. Yes, this gets old really fast.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wonder how far Amber would be prepared to travel to live with her new girlfriend (when she gets one)?

Good question. I wonder if she'll just hunker down in place, and instead of the new gf hauling her fat ass to another location, she'll get the new caretaker to come to her to stay instead. Because let's face it, there's no fucking way her shelf ass could be moved without a lift and heavy duty straps.

If instead she wants to go home to MamaMeth to give her another chance at rejecting her, they could just rent a horse trailer. Throw her mattress in there, then lift her in, throw some blankets at her, and maybe one of those solar-powered generators to make sure her phone(s) could stay charged on the journey. THAT would be money if she streamed it or made vlogs along the trip.

Youtube takes about 30% of superchat money, I've heard.

Yep, they take a chunk. If she were smart (haha) she'd ask people to send money through other lanes, like streamlabs. But, she is not smart, and allowing YT to take a big slice of her dough is easier than just signing up somewhere else. Barest, most minimum effort.

This is why she has not done more vlogging lately. She could make more money if she wanted to but instead, she is again annoying people by not answering all superchats and ignoring people paying monthly. She is incorrigible. Moving to Oklahoma City will be a lot more expensive than staying with Becky. Kristine and her brother are not going to be happy with t-shirts, caps, and colouring books. With Becky gone, the twice-a-week live streams are not going to happen with Amber by herself. It is likely that all will see is GRWM, taste tests and Torrid try-outs. Yes, this gets old really fast.

She's a lazy landwhale who thrives on negative attention (from trolls and haters in her streams), which makes her shelfass kissers send funds in sympathy. She could make more money in a variety of ways, at least one of which (having people send money through another avenue) would take under ten minutes for her to set up, but we know how she is.

If she moved in with MamaMeth and Long Lost Bro, I'd give it three months before she was told to GTFO.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

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Just drop two levels and you're there hun!

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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I have said she has BPD when she went for her diagnosis - is she now admitting it?

Perfect diagnosis for 'victimlynn'

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

The funniest thing is that "shirt" is suppose to be a dress.

They are all supposed to be a dress.