🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I've been spending too much time on the Farms, because I had a dream last night that I anonymously sent Amber a gift basket of makeup (???) as part of a contest she won (?????) that was sponsored by a radio station (?????????).

It was fucking weird.
 
Scrumption said:
Swing low sweet chariot.

The speed at which Amberlynn has taken to finding a new enabler makes me think that she hopes to find someone new to move in with post-Becky. She probably has a fear of living alone because twunky could get lodged in one of Amber’s folds where she can’t reach.
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Fun! Another "Waiting for my girlfriend" video to come then. We will get to see her meet someone and adjust to living with them all in the same day!

Unbelievable that she's heading towards the same mistakes all over again!
 
Logical Fallacies said:
I hope she finds a new slave soon cause I am getting bored.

Can't wait for new gf saga complete with moving and new taste tests and shit.
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It is really telling that as soon as her-love-of-her-life Becky broke with her, she was texting women ready to start a new relationship.

It is clear that she is not interested in living by herself and any lesbian will do. “No long dating for this girl, no siree bob!”

She moved to Kentucky with Destiny. Where will she move next? I would not be surprised if she was talking to a California woman. No Kentucky anymore for this YT influencer!

Edit: She moved to Kentucky with Destiny, not Becky
 
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"My new gf is finally here...it took her 15 hrs to drive to come get me and you guys ive got such a good feeling like have you guys ever fell in love instantly? It just feels amazeen and shes already my best friend like ok gorl"
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I stand corrected, however, I thought they were living in Florida.
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They were! They moved to KY under the pretense of altruism to selflessly assist Destiny's mom through a crisis. It turned out to be a lie, one which Amber confessed to in her "All the Things I Lied About" video (I think).
 
So much for not wanting to be in a relationship for a long time, eh? She was shtoooo agreeing with Becky on that one yet here she is, barely a fortnight later, fishing for whatever's left at the bottom of the ocean. Well, I for one hope she finds someone, if only to amuse us, because this breakup saga is boring as fuck.
 
Freckles said:
So much for not wanting to be in a relationship for a long time, eh? She was shtoooo agreeing with Becky on that one yet here she is, barely a fortnight later, fishing for whatever's left at the bottom of the ocean. Well, I for one hope she finds someone, if only to amuse us, because this breakup saga is boring as fuck.
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Why skip the good part though? I want the opposite. I crave despair, I want crying on the floor videos while she eats just the skin of the chicken nuggets she bought. I want her to know what's it's like to feel alone, reaching out to her subscribers for support. I think single amber trying to figure out the world is going to be the dumpster diving upcycled equivalent of the early 2000's Paris Hilton tv show era of "stupid bimbo white girl tries to figure out how to adult like omg guys so hard". That shit will be entertaining.
 
Insulin reid said:
Why skip the good part though? I want the opposite. I crave despair, I want crying on the floor videos while she eats just the skin of the chicken nuggets she bought. I want her to know what's it's like to feel alone, reaching out to her subscribers for support. I think single amber trying to figure out the world is going to be the dumpster diving upcycled equivalent of the early 2000's Paris Hilton tv show era of "stupid bimbo white girl tries to figure out how to adult like omg guys so hard". That shit will be entertaining.
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I can’t give any reason why I feel this way but I doubt she’d vlog that. Which is a shame because I think that would actually garner her at least SOME sympathy from her YouTube audience for a little while. Until they realize she isn’t bettering or changing herself at all and turn on her yet again.
 
yasscat said:
I've been spending too much time on the Farms, because I had a dream last night that I anonymously sent Amber a gift basket of makeup (???) as part of a contest she won (?????) that was sponsored by a radio station (?????????).

It was fucking weird.
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Literally no one here (or anywhere else, for that matter) cares or wants to hear about your dreams.
 
MaoBigDong said:
I don’t think her body can handle many more taste tests and retarded food challenges, she has to be well over 600 by now. Whoever her new gf is, she better bring a shovel backhoe to bury the fatty in a few years.
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FTFY

FrownyFace said:
I can’t give any reason why I feel this way but I doubt she’d vlog that. Which is a shame because I think that would actually garner her at least SOME sympathy from her YouTube audience for a little while. Until they realize she isn’t bettering or changing herself at all and turn on her yet again.
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Everything is perfect until it is not in the Amberverse.
 
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