🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[judge claude frollo]

run free Butler, run free

 

[marjoram]

Yup, say something straight-forward or GTFO, FatAl. You've been doing the vague- post, click-baity shit for eight years. Not gonna bite now.

 

[Owlflaps]

The thesaurus is her problem. She picks a word, randomly picks a synonym without understanding the nuance involved in the definitions, then goes along until she find a word she thinks looks smart. (Remember the cypher thing?)

To whit:

Really --> Real --> Authentic --> Right --> Appropriate --> Proper --> Fitting --> Sufficient --> Ample --> Healthy --> Healthily

Her brain was created for Newspeak. It's doubleplus ungood when it comes to grasping language.

"That torrid shirt is doubleplus good on my doubleplus sized body!"

 

[Anal birth]

Interesting that Amberlynn becomes single just after notorious chubby chaser Joshua "Null" Moon announces on stream that he's moving back to the US

 

[Freckles]

I'm still not convinced. I smell a troll. Would be happy to be wrong, though. A breakup saga would shake up the snore fest otherwise known as the Amberverse.

 

[shameful existence]

I'm still not convinced. I smell a troll.

I agree, though rather than trolling it's probably a temporary break up that will be milked properly (I predict Amber will go live tonight - FINALLY something to talk about).
The co-dependency between the two is extreme and I seriously doubt either of them is capable of a long term plan to even be able to leave (such as Becky saving money as someone suggested). They live day to day, avoiding anything hard, getting super depressed and grown into each other.
The fact Rebecca is still white-knighting for Amber, when she could just ignore, block or set everything to private to get more of the privacy she so desperately asks for, is telling. This is not a "mature" break up. Both of them are childish after all.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I agree, though rather than trolling it's probably a temporary break up that will be milked properly (I predict Amber will go live tonight - FINALLY something to talk about).
The co-dependency between the two is extreme and I seriously doubt either of them is capable of a long term plan to even be able to leave (such as Becky saving money as someone suggested). They live day to day, avoiding anything hard, getting super depressed and grown into each other.

I agree. While it would be interesting to have them break up, we will be disappointed. She has done it before pretending that something big happened, then we realize it is actually something mundane. One such episode was the party in Monticello where someone got drunk. We will find out that the car needed an oil change and they could not go to the grocery store, or something that uninteresting.

 

[Retarded Potato]

The thesaurus is her problem. She picks a word, randomly picks a synonym without understanding the nuance involved in the definitions, then goes along until she find a word she thinks looks smart.

My personal favorites are “I mentally feel handicapped from happiness” and of course the legendary “leaves and petals eavesdrop”.

 

[FatalTater]

I was looking at Amber's channel to try to remember how long she's been dating Becky (4 years-ish) and just from the thumbnails, what stood out to me was how much better she looked just a few years ago. Gorl is aging like milk on a hot summer day.

 

[fatty farmer]

Well, breakup confirmed. I can't believe the farms had to be down during all of this drama.

 

[Radical Sloth]

Well, breakup confirmed. I can't believe the farms had to be down during all of this drama.

Yeah I was not helping the ddos issues cause I was also refreshing so just maybe so something fun posted while all the speculation was going on. The one time Amber has something interesting going on....

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Becky can't leave. She's in too deep. But I could be wrong.

So. I was wrong. (Worse than CANCER?)

You know that Amber pulled a desperation maneuver or seven along the lines of: you just can't leave me; you owe me; you have nowhere to go; my impending death is your fault; you won't find a job; I won't ever take you back. LIIIIES.

 

[a dinosaur]

To commemorate the grand occasion, here's Amber's YouTube career timeline. To visually see how long she was with Becky, as compared to Destiny is kinda wild.

 

[Anal birth]

To commemorate the grand occasion, here's Amber's YouTube career timeline. To visually see how long she was with Becky, as compared to Destiny is kinda wild.

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When did the Casey era start/finish and the Krystle era start? I'm drawing a blank but is Destiny not her shortest relationship? Which if true is pretty wild

 

[tigergrinder]

So... Amber wants to move to California, huh...?

 

[a dinosaur]

When did the Casey era start/finish and the Krystle era start? I'm drawing a blank but is Destiny not her shortest relationship? Which if true is pretty wild

From what I can piece together, after talking online for a while, Amber first physically met Casey in July 2008 in California. Some indeterminate time later, she moved in with Casey and his mom in Tuscon after getting kicked out of her grandma's place in Oklahoma.

At some point in 2011, Amber met Krystle online and more or less cheated on Casey with her. It looks like they made it official in October 2011.

The Casey era could be a little over 3 years. The Krystle era was around 3.5 years. Destiny only put up with Amber for about a year and a half.

 

[wetcarpet]

Stay golden, PonyGorl.

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

4. Necky left.

did not age well

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

The only thing I can come up with is she meant to say “whole heartedly” let down. Who the hell knows with her.

She does the narc thing of using what she thinks are big complex words but in typical narc fashion doesn't check to see if the context is correct. Amber has never known herself to be wrong about something so why would she double check?

She will no doubt claim that her mom used the word in that context or that she was never taught otherwise.

I feel she was attempting to say something like "genuinely let down" but couldn't think of the right word.

At least when I want to pretend to be smarter than I am, I'll pull up a thesaurus. Unlike Amber I'll happily admit to needing a thesaurus and admit to having to spell check the word "thesaurus" due to not being a narc.

Will we get a wine raindrops stream?

Seems like it is a real breakup, based on Becky's post to IG.

The "I'm engaged, y'all!" had the same energy as the "I have a dietician, y'all!" episode. Hell, she was more interested in the makeup she was using, which makes me wonder just how long things have been going downhill for these two? And if it's been going downhill that long, why was Becky suddenly in almost every live? Was is so Big Al could keep an eye on her and keep her under her heel? I'll just go ahead and say that's probably why Big Al was doing her over the top funny fatty act and screeching like everything was the funniest thing in the world. but goddamn, Becky, have some fucking self-respect and refuse to participate in Kabuki theater next time, FFS.





I'm guessing she meant "honestly".

The thesaurus is her problem. She picks a word, randomly picks a synonym without understanding the nuance involved in the definitions, then goes along until she find a word she thinks looks smart. (Remember the cypher thing?)

To whit:

Really --> Real --> Authentic --> Right --> Appropriate --> Proper --> Fitting --> Sufficient --> Ample --> Healthy --> Healthily

Her brain was created for Newspeak. It's doubleplus ungood when it comes to grasping language.

Thanks, and I mean I actually agree with all of you about 'healthily' but it's this bit really bothering me (I just LOL'd at 'healthily')

'I want to but if I don't, I will do everything in my power to make it up to those are who healthily let down'

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Thanks, and I mean I actually agree with all of you about 'healthily' but it's this bit really bothering me (I just LOL'd at 'healthily')

I want to but if I don't, I will do everything in my power to make it up to those are who healthily let down'

Big Al: wordsmith and poetess