🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Yeah, because we know you already quit everything but overeating.
 
A thought- if she is eating a lot and not moving much due to waiting for the kidney stones to pass, this might be a point where she risks becoming bedbound. Often in a bedbound deathfat's history, there usually is some prior incident or condition that makes them stop moving for a little while which, due to their massive intake of food and less activity then normal, causes them to gain even more weight quickly. Then because of the extra weight, they stop wanting to move.
 
Cock wombler said:
Cow crossover! Nick and orlin spend 90% of this video mocking and roasting the hog again especially about her kidney stone diagnosis, whining about fat phobia and the earring grift. View attachment 2217276
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I cant wait for this faggots feet to whither and fall off from beetus. If anyone deserves it, him and his sped illegal ayylmao choade sucker do. Fucking mini coke can dick having motherfucker with anal prolapse and a sad shriveled leather skinned prick. He can talk shit about hammy all he wants but at least she doesnt post videos of her blown out asshole rotting and falling off while his ass wiper blows him on the toliet in between cleaning the greasy, oily shit stains off the furniture when he isnt microwaving cheese vats for the greasy fucking bloated corpse of Nick Swordson.
 
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I don't understand why you people always think fat heifers like Amber would need to be lying about medical issues. She is nearly as big as Kentucky, ffs. She is rotting right in front of our eyes.

hotcheetospuffs said:
Amber is thinking about going vegan again, but who wouldn't after watching Chantal eat.
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Also, anyone who dare chat in the chat with other chatters isn't really here for Chantal.
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Good luck to Amber going vegetarian. Is she going to discover that there are more vegetables than carrots, broccoli, cauliflower and iceberg lettuce or will she just increase the carbohydrates?
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
I was watching Chikara earlier and she was talking about Amber's TDEE and converting her 93 WW points to calories. As Amber always uses her highest weight to get most points, as near as dammit, if I used her 572.4 pounds, it didn't work. But when I added another 100 pounds... it gives nearly exactly the 4500 calories she's eating on he diet. Knowing how lazy she is, the 100 pounds is a nice easy number to tare her scales with. So I would imagine her actual weight is what she shows, plus 100 pounds. Thinking about it, quite a few people have said she looks about 630+
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I'm even more convinced Fatty tares her scale by 100 pounds.
Saw a Bea Caruso interview over the weekend. She's a legitimate version of Big AL and her starting weight was 252 pounds at 5' 6''. The last weigh-in I could find for the Thumb was 262 pounds at 5' 5''. No way in Hell is she only 10 pounds more. But 110 pounds more ? I can believe that wholeheartedly.
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Logical Fallacies said:
Good luck to Amber going vegetarian. Is she going to discover that there are more vegetables than carrots, broccoli, cauliflower and iceberg lettuce or will she just increase the carbohydrates?
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If it’s not readily available in the frozen section of Wommart, she will not be trying it. Even though she looooves cooking and trying new things. Vegetarianism is already a big limit on food options without necessarily being any healthier at all, so she doesn’t even necessarily have to eat vegetables and fruits—she can have pizza, potato chips, candies, the like. And she would still give up after a day.
 
Snufkin the Snuf said:
If it’s not readily available in the frozen section of Wommart, she will not be trying it. Even though she looooves cooking and trying new things. Vegetarianism is already a big limit on food options without necessarily being any healthier at all, so she doesn’t even necessarily have to eat vegetables and fruits—she can have pizza, potato chips, candies, the like. And she would still give up after a day.
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He does not like pizza, don't you know, even if she eats it all the time.
She will replace chicken and turkey with a massive amount of pasta, rice and bread of all kinds. I do not think that she will quit ice cream and cakes. She will still have overly large portions. There is an old video where she eats 2 vegetarian burgers.
 
These days, if you spend even a short amount of time looking for info, you can find tons of creative & tasty vegetarian recipes & put together delicious & healthy meal combos.

But if Amber can't boil something to death from frozen...?

Not going to happen.

I suspect she's trying for an uptick in her engagement. Other cows are blowing her out of the water, at this point.
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
A thought- if she is eating a lot and not moving much due to waiting for the kidney stones to pass, this might be a point where she risks becoming bedbound. Often in a bedbound deathfat's history, there usually is some prior incident or condition that makes them stop moving for a little while which, due to their massive intake of food and less activity then normal, causes them to gain even more weight quickly. Then because of the extra weight, they stop wanting to move.
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You're not wrong, but I thought her pussy cancer would've been the point of no return for bedbound land. It'd be hilarious if it's kidney stones... that damn SEASON ALL™ salt got her in the end!
 
TC-P said:
Does anyone else notice that one foot is almost pointing outwards all the time she walks. One foot is worse than the other.
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yeah it's especially visible in the photo from Eric's birthday party. She's like a cartoon character at this point.
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I don't know if she does it because she thinks it's cute or even remotely intentional on her part.
The only other person whom I noticed doing this was an ex-bf who got really fat when we were together. His feet started to splay outwards but not as much as hers, maybe about 45 degrees, so maybe this is a really fat people thing?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
These days, if you spend even a short amount of time looking for info, you can find tons of creative & tasty vegetarian recipes & put together delicious & healthy meal combos.
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In my area there are several healthy eating 'fast food' places, where all you have to do is choose your protein from several options, then carbs from several options etc. No weighing out, calorie counting. just healthy nutritious meals. They all deliver or you can collect. It costs a bit more than a meal from McDonald's or Subway, but not as much as a sitdown restaurant meal. It's out of the budget of most people to eat there every day for every meal, but Fatty could afford it for the both of them, she just doesn't and won't change.
 
Logical Fallacies said:
I don't understand why you people always think fat heifers like Amber would need to be lying about medical issues. She is nearly as big as Kentucky, ffs. She is rotting right in front of our eyes.




Good luck to Amber going vegetarian. Is she going to discover that there are more vegetables than carrots, broccoli, cauliflower and iceberg lettuce or will she just increase the carbohydrates?
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She's going to have to carb load for that tree walking business she'll be getting to real soon now, to ensure she can go the distance. And don't you know that OTHER people carb load too, haydur? Like, oh, marathoners? How dispeckful!
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Amber is thinking about going vegan again, but who wouldn't after watching Chantal eat.
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'meat has been creeping me out lately'

I honestly think she doesn't trust herself to cook meat properly, that's why she prefers it 'dry'. It'll be so overcooked it couldn't possibly be raw. She'll happily wolf down whatever slop restaurants serve her, so I'm certain it's a personal thing. She has nothing but time to research and practice cooking but, hey, it's Amberlynn we're talking about.
 
Her aversion to meat has less to do with her cooking and more to do with her being quirky and unique. From what we see she doesn't really cook nonfrozen food all that often, and when she does it involves tossing all of her ingredients into a gigantic pot and cooking it on the highest temperature for a half hour. If meat made her uncomfortable then she wouldn't be slamming down tubes of chicken sausage and God knows how many pounds of deli meat in a single sitting.
 
Clintonberg said:
Her aversion to meat has less to do with her cooking and more to do with her being quirky and unique. From what we see she doesn't really cook nonfrozen food all that often, and when she does it involves tossing all of her ingredients into a gigantic pot and cooking it on the highest temperature for a half hour. If meat made her uncomfortable then she wouldn't be slamming down tubes of chicken sausage and God knows how many pounds of deli meat in a single sitting.
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The few times she has cooked fresh meat, it's more like an assault. No one but her can eat that shit when she dumps half a jar of garlic salt, another half of onion powder, some dehydrated onion, and half a cannister of pepper on it. She isn't creeped out by meat, she just doesn't like having to touch it, as when she stabbed that salmon repeatedly with a fork to get it out f the package instead of just picking up the damn thing and then washing her hands afterwards. If she could buy fresh cubed chicken the way you can buy fresh cubed beef for stew, she'd be all over that shit.
 
Hamber don't need no teefs to eat my meat.

Sorry... it's the tag line of our local Honeybears BBQ.

"You don’t need no teeth to eat our meat."
 
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