🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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People are forgetting Amber gets paid around the 21st. Last video was 19th

From then to now she'll record all of her content, space it out for the next month. Spends the in-between time eating and time-traveling. Watch. NEW AWESOME PLAN on Monday. Wait for it.
 
funtimesrun56 said:
She went completely radio silent in January I believe. She does this multiple times a year as it is the least amount of effort for the most speculation and attention. Until there is an actual death announcement on her mothers or Becky's Facebook you can rest easy knowing she is eating well a top pillow mountain.
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Yes, it is Amber's modus operandi to go radio silent for a week or two to "reset" her narrative. In the last few weeks, she talked about bariatric surgery, a detox diet, getting a new therapist, the wedding, and weight loss 001, none of it will of course come to fruition. The bariatric surgeon likely told her a flat no without therapy and some weight loss. The detox probably requires one or two days of fasting, and Amber is not into fasting. The new therapist is still in the planning stage. The wedding preparation was done by buying a planner. Finally, the weight loss 001 is now in the same oubliette as Optavia, Jenny Craig, and Noom.

She will come back claiming some mental issues making her unable to post, vlog, take a shower, wash her hair, or cook. Fortunately for us, she will tell us that she is working on her issues and will post more often for her throng of supporters. She is such a trouper.
 
At this point, the only thing that will garner her a ham amount of views will be if she dies. People will run in droves to check out her channel for morbid curiosity or to comment "I told you so."
 
Everyone talking about Hamber’s dwindling finances must have forgotten that Necky is an amazzeeen artist who is getting commissioned weekly. How could the money not be rolling in with masterpieces like this on sale?
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Crooked Tooth said:
Are you forgetting that Youtube takes 45% of that 4,900? Then she still has to take taxes out? So no, she does NOT make enough for rent AND her daily engorging.
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YT takes 33%. Calm down. The AMBER IS BROKE WELFARE SAGA INCOMING might be the most insipid phase of the ALR Subforum Cycle. Can't wait for the AMBER DOESN'T HAVE AN ID phase. Not as fun as the BOOHOO AMBER WAS IN FOSTER CARE AND DIDN'T GET A PONY SOMETHING SOMETHING WAR ORPHANS!!!! phase, but compelling reading nonetheless.
 
CDXLIV said:
Everyone talking about Hamber’s dwindling finances must have forgotten that Necky is an amazzeeen artist who is getting commissioned weekly. How could the money not be rolling in with masterpieces like this on sale?

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It looks like the work of a special needs child, hence my reaction to the content of your post. Hammy really doesn't expect us to believe that Beggy actually sells her art, does she?

I would love to see crayon-eating Beggy draw a full-body portrait of Hammy though
 
CDXLIV said:
Everyone talking about Hamber’s dwindling finances must have forgotten that Necky is an amazzeeen artist who is getting commissioned weekly. How could the money not be rolling in with masterpieces like this on sale?

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Impressive. In fact, it's so stunning we ought to take a moment to appreciate this fine work of contemporary art.

On the small flag there are two red stripes on top because she fucked up when drawing the lines. Actually, looking at it more closely, it appears that the background flag is overlaying the smaller flag at the top. Looks like Becky got a bit too eager and started inking before the sketch was fully developed. Staying with the flag, the top row has 10 stars but they decrease as you go down. You can also tell which side she started drawing the stars on since on one side they start big but quickly become small when she realizes there's not enough space for them.

At first I thought the cat was resting on a comfy red pillow but it appears that this is in fact the cat's belly. Taking a closer look, the cat's body seems rather bloated, in particular the front legs that seem to swell so much it gives Amber and Becky's pythons a run for it's money.

I brought this up forever ago with Becky's Ariel drawing but with shitty artists, you'll often find them inserting qualities they're familiar with into their drawing without noticing that it looks weird, especially qualities related to the sense of touch. This is a decent example where Becky's mental sense of what arms are like are big and soft, so she imparts that into the things she draws without noticing that it makes the cat look obese. It sounds kind of Freudian but it's something you notice a lot with shitty artists.

Lastly I'd like us to have a moment of silence for that cat's pelvis. It had a good run but it needed to be broken to make way for that 13th stripe. Why it wasn't just added on to the top of the flag we may never know, but it is a sacrifice we will all remember :semperfidelis:
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Yes, it is Amber's modus operandi to go radio silent for a week or two to "reset" her narrative. In the last few weeks, she talked about bariatric surgery, a detox diet, getting a new therapist, the wedding, and weight loss 001, none of it will of course come to fruition. The bariatric surgeon likely told her a flat no without therapy and some weight loss. The detox probably requires one or two days of fasting, and Amber is not into fasting. The new therapist is still in the planning stage. The wedding preparation was done by buying a planner. Finally, the weight loss 001 is now in the same oubliette as Optavia, Jenny Craig, and Noom.

She will come back claiming some mental issues making her unable to post, vlog, take a shower, wash her hair, or cook. Fortunately for us, she will tell us that she is working on her issues and will post more often for her throng of supporters. She is such a trouper.
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This is pretty much spot on analysis. The only question is how cunty she will be blaming it all on us. Muh mental glittery text here.

We've all seen her be an absolutely insipid bitch. Blaming us for all her failures when the reality is if she had as much as one iota of self control and will power (needless add here she's negative in any form of personal responsibility for actions), she might do something, anything, to improve her sisheeeashun in life.

Easier to cunt out and blame us (not even the world) for all of her problems.

No PL, but I had a sister exactly like Hamber. Not in sheer bulk, but an absolute twin in psychosis and attitude towards the whole family.

She's dead now. I paid for her cremation because she didn't have shit. She's gone, as will be Hamber. And no tears are shed.

When?
 
Scrumption said:
It looks like the work of a special needs child, hence my reaction to the content of your post. Hammy really doesn't expect us to believe that Beggy actually sells her art, does she?

I would love to see crayon-eating Beggy draw a full-body portrait of Hammy though
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Now THAT’S what I call content volume 1
 
Scrumption said:
I would love to see crayon-eating Beggy draw a full-body portrait of Hammy though
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I would love to see the months of passive-aggressive bitchiness from Fat Amber if Becky drew her with even the least amount of accuracy. You know Amber looks nothing like reality in her own mind.
 
CDXLIV said:
Everyone talking about Hamber’s dwindling finances must have forgotten that Necky is an amazzeeen artist who is getting commissioned weekly. How could the money not be rolling in with masterpieces like this on sale?

ETA:grammar
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Ignoring anatomy and inability to draw a consistent line, there is so god damn much wrong with this composition. And ignoring the fact that there's an american flag overlaping a bigger american flag, the smaller one looks like a weird red and white tail at first glance it's such a bad tangent. I'm gonna stop there because I could autistically go on about everything weird in this piece for a while. It's just so baffling an adult could make this. And sell it for real mon-mon.
 
Itachi Uchiha said:
Ignoring anatomy and inability to draw a consistent line, there is so god damn much wrong with this composition. And ignoring the fact that there's an american flag overlaping a bigger american flag, the smaller one looks like a weird red and white tail at first glance it's such a bad tangent. I'm gonna stop there because I could autistically go on about everything weird in this piece for a while. It's just so baffling an adult could make this. And sell it for real mon-mon.
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At first glance, it honestly looked like the smaller flag was impaling the cat and it was bleeding. I mean, don’t get me wrong, every artist has a certain style, but this is just...bad.
 
CDXLIV said:
Everyone talking about Hamber’s dwindling finances must have forgotten that Necky is an amazzeeen artist who is getting commissioned weekly. How could the money not be rolling in with masterpieces like this on sale?

ETA:grammar
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If I had art skills like that, I'd lie and pretend they were made by my autistic nephew just to save face.
 
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