🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Well, we need detectivelynn in here to make sense of all the recent shenanigans. So far we have:

She’s posting month old videos to YT, gorl can’t shut up and doxes herself
She’s posting more recent(?) to tiktok - as shown by the herpes lip.
There’s been no sightings of Becky or the animals on either platform for at least a month
Becky had a recent post on FB where she looked slimmer, happier with a new hairdo.
Amber’s recent(?) tiktok showed an empty room behind her where the bed should be
Mysterious phonecall with good news on a Sunday(?)
NOT WEARING THE RING(s)! 😱

Add to that the recent flirtations with Patreon and Onlyfans and you get a godawful mess of who knows what is going on. Knowing Amber it’ll be nonsense whatever it is. (yawns).

I, for one, am super excit........... (snore...)
 
This is the actual transcript of the video

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Well, our gorl thinks she’s a mastermind in her latest video for trolling the haydurs into thinking she stuck to a diet for more than 72 hours. I would put money on the ‘big news’ being a housing loan or one of her estranged family members coming back into her life. Regardless, she’s continuing to gain weight and snowball into the 700 elbee category faster than anyone thought possible. The next big event that’s gonna happen is her ankles/back/legs snapping under the pressure of a 5 foot frame having to deadlift 600lbs every time she wants to get up.
 
mythical mother said:
That’s definitely not what she said. I slowed it down and let multiple people who don’t even know who she is listen and even they said that her words were “almost 700 pounds”. This is my hill and I’m going to die on it, autistic or not.
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She definitely says "I was literally almost 700 lbs. I don't want to talk about it".
Slow it down to .75 and it's obvious. In the original she's speaking very quickly, but slowed down you can hear the sibilant "S" in 700.

ETA: Fine, disagree all you want, but if you play it back at .5 speed it's even more obvious. Except i was wrong about "literally". She actually says "totally". She says "I was totally almost seven hundred pounds, don't want to talk about it." I'm surprised she admitted it, too, but she did.
 
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She’s got a fat tongue so I’ll give it sounds like she said 700 lbs, but let be real she would NEVER EVER EVER admit that. And if she did, she’d be bragging on exactly how much she lost from that record high weight.
 
Seeing how much timeline matching is done, plus reading between her lies, and connecting various posts on different platforms - It feels like Hamber is running her own ARG, but she doesn’t know she’s doing it.
 
Can't wait for when she uploads a video with a clickbait title like 'THE TRUTH' with a thumbnail of her alone looking dejected (that she DIDN'T choose you guise) where she spends 10 minutes rambling about quitting jenny craig and how she was malnourished and starved so she's gonna lose weight on her own plan where she can eat 6000 calories a day but still lose weight because she walks in place for ten seconds once a month. Also it's coming close to when she's gonna bring Beckster back into the videos so she can laugh at the haydurs for thinking they broke up.
 
I’m a little late on this but one of my absolute favorite Amber things is saying it’s a compliment that someone thinks she’s lying. Like it’s totally believable that she read 24 books in a month, that’s something some people do and she doesn’t have anything else to be doing. If people really thought you were lying about it then it’s because you lie so constantly that no one can believe a completely believable and boring claim (or that you’re so fucking stupid no one can believe you know how to read). But you take that compliment gorl.
 
8008135 said:
Now? She has nobody observing her gorge except Becky, who's already seen far worse eldritch horrors. No yard, no walkin' tree. Even if she wanted to go for a stroll in her new urban core, she's too fucking fat (and likely embarrassed) to do so. She has every restaurant in a 20-mile radius at her beck and call with the tap of a button.
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And there's like 5000 restaurants in the Summit where she lives, which is about the size of a city block. She can also walk out past the garage and all around a winding neighborhood with decently-maintained sidewalks, but we all know no one that size can make it half a mile on a walk.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
This is very interesting. Either she is in dire need of money or they are moving.
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Considering they did not sell anything last time they moved (I think?), and now are going through the trouble of selling stupid stuff which would be easier dealt with by simply throwing it away (like the stickers), I'd suspect lack of money as primary issue. They will move out but as consequence of money troubles.
 
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