🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bloodburn]

I am betting Amber got on Dr. Now's my 600lb life.

The 'phone call' that made her so happy, may have been their acceptance of her on the show.

The mass sell off of items from becky could be that they are selling everything to move out to Houston Texas as patients must do that to be near Dr. Now.

The whole "bye bye jenny craig" because she is going through Dr. Now's program.

 

[Dead Memes]

I am betting Amber got on Dr. Now's my 600lb life.

The 'phone call' that made her so happy, may have been their acceptance of her on the show.

The mass sell off of items from becky could be that they are selling everything to move out to Houston Texas as patients must do that to be near Dr. Now.

The whole "bye bye jenny craig" because she is going through Dr. Now's program.

I'll believe it when I see it. Amber going the slaton route and getting her own cable TV freak show has been a consistent rumor for years.

 

[knobslobbin]

What I'm hoping the news is: Destiny broke up with fridge and needs a place to stay so is moving into BigAL's spare bedroom. Butler is silent but knows her days are numbered. Lots of super awkward videos featuring the new roomate until finally Amber announces the Butler leaving the show for "reasons".

edit: I realize this has about as much a chance of happening as a fart escaping our gorl's lower butt cleavage in one pass, that's why I said "I'm hoping" Yes my optimism runs eternal and I deserve more rainbows /bows

 

[Queen_Ree]

Or it could just be a big fat goose egg, to get that sweet attention and engagement.
If she did get an offer to be on a reality show, and we have a pretty good indication that the video she uploaded was filmed about a month ago, do you really think she could hold back for this long and not say anything?
I will admit that selling parts of her hoard is pretty SUS tho. Has Amber ever sold any of her belongings in the past that we know about?

 

[Sammyrye]

ill take my clocks.

That bed had lights under it tho? Annoying. Also. Favorite position memory? Also annoying. Bloody hell. That was expensive af and it was hardly slept on? Jfc.

 

[It Burns]

I wouldn't put too much thought into that call she mentioned. Keep in mind Amber loves to bait, hint, and string people along only to reveal she's going to be trying some super scary foreign candy or some other nonsense. I do hope it turns out to be a show of some sort, though; we'd likely finally get a good look at her bloated, diseased, discolored, semi-melted mozzarella looking legs.

Isa all about shits and giggles! What particular piece of Hamber legacy would y'all buy and burn?

I'd buy that ancient bra she used to wear, but I wouldn't burn it. I'd send it to a friend of mine, who also follows these train wrecks, with a printed screenshot of the bra visible on Amber.

 

[Queen_Ree]

$2000 for a king sized tempurpedic adjustable bed is a pretty good deal tho. BUT, and this is a pretty large butt haha, you have to be very careful this day and age buying used mattresses. Even if she "only slept on it once" it still sat in her apartment long enough to be contaminated. Amber and Becky live in a sty and could have all manner of vermin.. Mice, roaches, bedbugs.. Not a chance I would be willing to take!

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I'll believe it when I see it. Amber going the slaton route and getting her own cable TV freak show has been a consistent rumor for years.

I don’t see her being able to make it to Houston. The deathfats on MSHPL sometimes come up with creative ways, but since Covid things have changed. On this season alone, I don’t think there has been one person to get the surgery (besides Samantha and that was an emergency surgery with a local doctor).

Anyway, if she did get some sort of approval for WLS, she’s about to be super fucking pissed because Chantal just announced she got referred to a weight loss doctor (which in her mind means she’s approved, but still). Chantal has already been more interesting drama wise than Amber, and if she’s announcing this first, in Amber’s eyes, she’s already taken that excitement from her.

I still believe her phone call was about her dad or brother, but it hardly matters. Amber is boring and her life is boring. Go ahead and start selling those old Xmas “ordaments” for $1, gorl. We know you need the money.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I don’t see her being able to make it to Houston.

Anyway, if she did get some sort of approval for WLS, she’s about to be super fucking pissed because Chantal just announced she got referred

She might not have to make it to Houston though. Don't forget that TLC are now using a bariatric surgeon in Lexington for Tammy Slaton and brother Chris. It would be interesting to know if it's the same bariatric practice ALR went to herself after her hysterectomy... The one that turned her away and told her to get a couple of years of therapy first. Looks like there are three options in Lexington, so it could be a different centre that don't know ALR's ED history.

As for Chantal, I'd hold out more hope of ALR actually getting surgery first. At least ALR has been able to lose weight in the past, even if the second time may have been due to her cancer. We only have Chantal's word for it that she lost substantial weight as a teen. What does that even mean..could just mean 10lb when forced to eat a vegan diet.

 

[Yellow Monday]

An alternate theory about “the phone call” - could it be her brother saying they would move his wedding to Lexington so that she could attend? Remember she said that it would be hard for her to get there?

Or, maybe midgets ...

edit: stop trying to be clever with lyrics ...

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

There are a ton of routes with this though;

1) Becky is selling Amber's stuff with consent and getting paid for silence. She did this with Eric and probably got him a car or something. Becky will move back in with Eric and Ricky or Misty.

2) Its a massive bait because Becky could mark the items as sold on FB but something might come out the woodwork, so its risky. Amber lies but I would not put this past her.

3) The demonetised theory is true (I am leaning on this too) Amber and Chantal's channels have both displayed really unusual activity. Certain videos appearing; uploads not appearing and a common one for me is her channel not appearing and the same happens with Nickado and Eugenia. This has been happening Amber side for about 12 months and Chantal side about 2 months, something odd is happening though.

4) Moving, alone. This I think is without a doubt.

Out of all possibilities, one constant is that Becky is gone or is in the process of going. She has been checked out for a while now and moving was the nail in the coffin.

I will believe the show happening when I see it but Amber is too controlling of her narrative and her life does not translate well to television. I assume the studio would have a clause stating if the material is not good, they could scrap it.

 

[loafloaf]

There are a ton of routes with this though;

1) Becky is selling Amber's stuff with consent and getting paid for silence. She did this with Eric and probably got him a car or something. Becky will move back in with Eric and Ricky or Misty.

2) Its a massive bait because Becky could mark the items as sold on FB but something might come out the woodwork, so its risky. Amber lies but I would not put this past her.

3) The demonetised theory is true (I am leaning on this too) Amber and Chantal's channels have both displayed really unusual activity. Certain videos appearing; uploads not appearing and a common one for me is her channel not appearing and the same happens with Nickado and Eugenia. This has been happening Amber side for about 12 months and Chantal side about 2 months, something odd is happening though.

4) Moving, alone. This I think is without a doubt.

Out of all possibilities, one constant is that Becky is gone or is in the process of going. She has been checked out for a while now and moving was the nail in the coffin.

I will believe the show happening when I see it but Amber is too controlling of her narrative and her life does not translate well to television. I assume the studio would have a clause stating if the material is not good, they could scrap it.

Personally, I would be really surprised if Becky broke up with Amber. I don't see any reason why she would leave her main source of income, unless something horrific occurred that even Becky couldn't put up with. I have a feeling we'll know soon though, Amber knows that 99% of her audience are suspicious and not buying the bullshit 'business as normal' situation she has going on in her videos.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Definitely seem to be moving; why, though, we'll just have to speculate for now.

I'm more curious if the Henry will give them back their deposit. From what we've seen in the vlogs, those two heifers were happy to live in their filth, without a single use of a vacuum or mop. And with three poor neglected pets, you can imagine how much irreparable damage will have been done to the carpet and furnishings. The Henry will have to completely replace the carpet, replace fixtures, and completely scrub the bathroom from all the mould and water damage. And then the stench Pretty sure they'd have to treat it like a smoker's home and completely strip the place to get rid of the smell.

Actually, here's my completely unfounded theory for the big move: The Henry did an inspection, saw the damage two pigs and three pets had done, and refused to renew their lease.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber has sold things before. I believe it was right before she moved in with Becky. She put a bunch of scarves on FB marketplace and no one bought them, she ended up giving them to Rafe or Dana.

She tried to get rid of her stinky old walmart scarves once, and she gave Dana some of her old dresses I think. Not like it really matters, she might get rid of 3/4 random things but she'll just replace them with 50 wax melts.

Also... Peep the bottom right corner Becky's Garbage Pail Kids ad. Those are the clear plastic things from the Advent Calendar she gave to Amber. Trouble in paradise?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Definitely seem to be moving; why, though, we'll just have to speculate for now.

I think we should not get ahead of ourselves here. Just because she is selling some of her possessions does not really mean that she is moving. Amber is incredibly lazy and moving is hard for most people. Back in Monticello, the boys probably helped a lot to make sure these two got out of the house; not so much this time. Most of her friends are physically challenged and would not be much help.
While she has been complaining about how expensive the flat is and she has not done much to increase her income by posting more. The rubbish that she is posting still gets at least 100k views. She is posting her 30 days Jenny Craig diet every 2 or more days, so urgency does not seem to be the reason.
All of this is at least 30 days old. Her life is incredibly boring. My best speculation is that she needs more money for food.

 

[knobslobbin]

$2000 for a king sized tempurpedic adjustable bed is a pretty good deal tho. BUT, and this is a pretty large butt haha, you have to be very careful this day and age buying used mattresses. Even if she "only slept on it once" it still sat in her apartment long enough to be contaminated. Amber and Becky live in a sty and could have all manner of vermin.. Mice, roaches, bedbugs.. Not a chance I would be willing to take!

Even if a morbidly obese person sleeps on a bed "once" (sure jan) her lymphedema layyyyrgs weep several gallons of Hamberfluid a night, that mattress soaked up that and who knows what else from what little usage it got like a giant sponge. Imagine the smell.

Hard pass on buying a used mattress ever, that's like shopping for sweaty gym jocks. You only do it if it's a disgusting sexual fetish ( )

 

[stronkwonk]

Amber has sold things before. I believe it was right before she moved in with Becky. She put a bunch of scarves on FB marketplace and no one bought them, she ended up giving them to Rafe or Dana.

Also... Peep the bottom right corner Becky's Garbage Pail Kids ad. Those are the clear plastic things from the Advent Calendar she gave to Amber. Trouble in paradise?View attachment 2010612

idk bro I don't think this is that deep. I think they realized their house is full of bullshit and thought they could get some beer money about it. They've filled that two-bedroom to the brim.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

If they need money, garbage pail cards seems like a really weird thing to sell. What about their 5000 BBW candles. I'm sure some are discontinued and there are probably people who would want them. Or one or two of the sets of kardashian kologne. They have a lot of shit that takes up space and they'd never notice it missing, But instead they're selling garbage pail kids.

Re the bed, I doubt it has amberfluid on it. She was never able to mount it; it was too high and skurrry for her.

 

[Janice Litman]

If they need money, garbage pail cards seems like a really weird thing to sell. What about their 5000 BBW candles. I'm sure some are discontinued and there are probably people who would want them. Or one or two of the sets of kardashian kologne. They have a lot of shit that takes up space and they'd never notice it missing, But instead they're selling garbage pail kids.

Re the bed, I doubt it has amberfluid on it. She was never able to mount it; it was too high and skurrry for her.

Amberlynn wouldn't sell things she actually cares about like reality star perfumes and candles. Those are things she values. The garbage pail kids cards are something she doesn't have any genuine interest in, she just had to act like she cared when she got them so everyone didn't crucify her for shitting on beckles gift.

She mentioned in a video around dec-jan that she is sleeping on the couch so becky could "set something up" in the bedroom (the proposal I assume.) What she actually meant is that she has always slept on the couch so she doesn't choke to death in her sleep on her own goddamned neck fat but that isn't socially acceptable to admit so let's just pretend we started sleeping on the couch to help becky.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Amberlynn wouldn't sell things she actually cares about like reality star perfumes and candles. Those are things she values. The garbage pail kids cards are something she doesn't have any genuine interest in, she just had to act like she cared when she got them so everyone didn't crucify her for shitting on beckles gift.

She mentioned in a video around dec-jan that she is sleeping on the couch so becky could "set something up" in the bedroom (the proposal I assume.) What she actually meant is that she has always slept on the couch so she doesn't choke to death in her sleep on her own goddamned neck fat but that isn't socially acceptable to admit so let's just pretend we started sleeping on the couch to help becky.

She's admitted, or at least implied she's been sleeping on the couch since they moved in. First it was because of surgery recovery, then she admitted she couldn't mount the bed, then there was just something so comfortable about the couch. I think she's casually implied she and becky sleep in becky's mancave once or twice. But then she forgets her lie and does things like filming herself with her head on pillows on the couch, squinting into the camera saying "I just woke up and opened my eyes." on the sofa.

If she had even a modicum of sense, well... she'd get a sleep study, but she'll never do that. She should just get a lounger or a small L shaped sofa with a lounger on the end and put it in the bed room. Then she could share her stink evenly between the furniture.