🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Witch Bitch]

I mean...

 

[draculasestateagent]

Umm, okay?

 

[Peachtea18]

Umm, okay?
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Am I just delusional from being sick, or is this fucking funny?

 

[Autisticats]

Am I just delusional from being sick, or is this fucking funny?

Yeah it killed me too, was scrolling through her pity party and almost pissed myself.

how often does she smell meth, did one of the fags have a secret habit?

 

[HissingBastard]

Umm, okay?
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I think this is the first time I've actually laughed with Amber and not at her.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

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So just to clarify, she'd like the ability to rewind her life so that she can re-experience trauma that she's "subconsiously" forgotten about.

Totally legit & typical. 10 out of 10 victims said they’d give anything to return to the moments of terror that shattered their spirit & forever changed their reality. This doesn’t sound At all like a girl who wants to see some real shit and then recount it as her own ‘story’

 

[Pippeyy]

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So just to clarify, she'd like the ability to rewind her life so that she can re-experience trauma that she's "subconsiously" forgotten about.

Does anyone else remember the video she made a few years ago (Krystal era, maybe?) where she says her dad would stand her in the corner, spit a bunch in her face and call her every fat name in the book? Then her brother decided to join in and would do that plus hit her? My point is she had zero trouble remembering all her “past trauma” when she was trying to get pity when she started vlogging. She made several videos about it. I think instead of people catching her changing stories she has decided she forgot them all.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Umm, okay?
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So.... I guess Amber's been around meth a lot since childhood? How else would it remind her so much?
This woman never thinks before putting anything out onto the internet..

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Spoiler: On Mookbongs

She doesn't believe she does "mook-bongs" because she's been labeling them as "taste tests" and only showing the daintiest of nibbles before hoovering down 200+ calories. Anyone feel like counting? (You can probably just look at the number of thumbnails she chose of her shoveling something into her gaping maw.)

Spoiler: On Weigh-In Wednesday

No weigh-in video this week. Because she already weighed herself and she went "up a pound", so why even alert her YouTube followers of that or keep any semblance of a "schedule"?

 

[Meygen]

Am I just delusional from being sick, or is this fucking funny?

Also found this hilarious but us Brits have a warped sense of humour


Here's another gem

 

[Bilibin]

Also found this hilarious but us Brits have a warped sense of humour

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Here's another gem

Huh.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I saw a youtube comment saying she was playing that cookie game all day yesterday

That's lesbian code. Don't ask.

 

[ADHD]

She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

So, her new schedule of M-W-F is amputated of the Friday vlogs since her mental issues do not let her film mukbangs and of the Wednesday ones since she is gaining weight. Therefore, her schedule is now once a week on Mondays unless something else happens. I would love to have a job that would let me go to work only when I feel like it.

 

[marjoram]

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She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

Yeah, she gained a pound here, and a pound here, and a pound here, and oh yeah, and a pound back there, and pound.....

 

[M€￦]

Spoiler: On Mookbongs

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She doesn't believe she does "mook-bongs" because she's been labeling them as "taste tests" and only showing the daintiest of nibbles before hoovering down 200+ calories. Anyone feel like counting? (You can probably just look at the number of thumbnails she chose of her shoveling something into her gaping maw.)

Spoiler: On Weigh-In Wednesday

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No weigh-in video this week. Because she already weighed herself and she went "up a pound", so why even alert her YouTube followers of that or keep any semblance of a "schedule"?

People don't normally throw their uploading schedule over a single pound. I think she knows she's gaining again and she knows people will call her out on it. Especially with the sheer amount of food it would require for someone over 500 pounds to even meet that calorie requirement.

 

[Smiling with air]

She did say if I recall that she was going to be more “honest” a few months ago where she would document the gains (not like Charlie G) she would show the “whole” journey. But then again ALR said she would never talk about her weight and health on her channel again ... but there is ONE thing that is certain ... Amber lies.

 

[funtimesrun56]

So remember that ridiculous poem ask her how she is doing? Did she write that around the same time of getting in that voice mail fight with Becky's mom? Sorry if this has been addressed but listening to a video today that had the messages in it and it just reminded me if that poem.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She did say if I recall that she was going to be more “honest” a few months ago where she would document the gains (not like Charlie G) she would show the “whole” journey. But then again ALR said she would never talk about her weight and health on her channel again ... but there is ONE thing that is certain ... Amber lies.

I think that if she had gain just a pound, she would have posted something and complain about water retention or something. I think that she gained much more than a pound and she finds it hard to justify.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I think that if she had gain just a pound, she would have posted something and complain about water retention or something. I think that she gained much more than a pound and she finds it hard to justify.

I also think that she weighs a lot more than 523 or whatever she's claiming. That's why we didn't get an actual weigh-in. I think she was hoping to lose enough to film one, but she clearly didn't lose anything. It's just like all those months she was claiming she was 497 before finally admitting she breached 500 pounds. She was hoping to get back down in to the 400s but it didn't happen.