🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[peach tea]

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She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

(I would have put this in the finances thread but I’m directly replying to this image so idk)

She’s making more money than people think she is to be slacking this much. Especially since she doesn’t stream for tips, sell merch or have any other steam of income. She’s definitely too stupid to invest or save, but she’s spending as usual and still has a roof over her head. I take that as meaning she’s doing decently at worst.

If she was desperate, she’d be uploading daily. My theory is that her sloppy uploading has more to do with how much she needs to make than anything. She sees a low check, she trolls, clicibaits and uploads regularly. She sees it go back up, she stops trying, doesn’t bother and spends until she’s almost broke again. That’s probably why she’s not uploading much even though it’s after Christmas, she made “enough” in the last couple months.

To you or I, we would never live like that because regardless of how much she makes, she’s living paycheck to paycheck. She spends everything she makes. Anyone else would realize that YouTube isn’t forever and the Adsense will eventually be no more, but she doesn’t think ahead. She’s 600lb because she lives 100% in the moment and gorges for “right now”. She will also end up penniless because she spends for “right now” I don’t believe even for a second that she’s ever saved a dime.

Amber lives life by the skin of her teeth.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

So we need to see her toilet filled with blood and shit because it’s part of her ~JOURNEY~ but a weigh in where she gained weight is pointless. Ok

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

She gained "a" pound. Sure, Jan.

She gets ad revenue whether she gained or lost. Oh, right, isn't January a shitty time for that? No wonder the bitch can't put forth minimal effort.

So, her new schedule of M-W-F is amputated of the Friday vlogs since her mental issues do not let her film mukbangs and of the Wednesday ones since she is gaining weight. Therefore, her schedule is now once a week on Mondays unless something else happens. I would love to have a job that would let me go to work only when I feel like it.

This bitch mukbong'd on Friday resulting in weight gain on Wednesday and filmed none of it. The sheer laziness is astonishing.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

The shade!! Tammy Slaton weighs 100 lbs more than Hambeast?? I find that hard to believe.

Also wasn’t it like December ‘19 when she bought like 5 planners?? Since our gorl is so busy with her uploading schedule.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

The shade!! Tammy Slaton weighs 100 lbs more than Hambeast?? I find that hard to believe.

Also wasn’t it like December ‘19 when she bought like 5 planners?? Since our gorl is so busy with her uploading schedule.

LOL I love when deathfats get all superior over their weight. She was saying basically the same thing when she was 572. “I’m not 600 pounds!”. Bitch, does it matter at this point?

 

[StuffedChocolate]

So.. does this mean she can't pull up her underwear and leggings up without Becky's help? If she can't pick up a simple present, then I doubt she can pull up her underwear over her shelf ass. She also doesn't wear the maternity dresses.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Umm, okay?
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This is absolutely true, when you grow up with druggie parents it's all around you, certain drugs still trigger my ptsd. She's not lying here. She's telling the truth and I totally get it. When your parents do drugs in front of you all the time, especially in the 80s and 90s with the just say no stigma it creates major tra

Umm, okay?
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This is absolutely true, as a child in the 80s and 90s when all of society says it's bad their is a horrible stigma to it and it causes tons of triggering trauma. I wish she were lying but I know she's not.

She's been watching too many movies.
She'll soon tell us all how a top dollar hypnotist managed to bring all of these never before known traumatic incidents to the forefront of her memory, that funnily enough will give a perfect excuse as to why she is a useless cunt. Maybe she'll magically remember getting rid of Dusty's cat too?

Whenever she says bullshit like this, I wonder does she say these things to Becky too? Is ALR delusional to the point of playing this game in real life or is it just for the internet? Becky is obviously in on some stupid things but does she believe these tales?

I sent her the book The Courage to Heal and I hope she's reading it. I sent it cause it takes a survivor to know a survivor, hate me all you want I just had compassion for a person as fucked up as me.

Totally legit & typical. 10 out of 10 victims said they’d give anything to return to the moments of terror that shattered their spirit & forever changed their reality. This doesn’t sound At all like a girl who wants to see some real shit and then recount it as her own ‘story’

I want to return to my truth and I fight for it every day. You haven't been through it, you aren't an expert. Imagine if 2/3 of your life was locked in your brain behind partitions, wouldn't you want to break the walls down and know the truth no matter how ugly it is?

I want to return to my truth and I fight for it every day. You haven't been through it, you aren't an expert. Imagine if 2/3 of your life was locked in your brain behind partitions, wouldn't you want to break the walls down and know the truth no matter how ugly it is?

I'm sorry I posted four times in a row, I'm a big fucking autistic asshole, I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just drunk, I sent this b

 

[Sociopathic Smeghead]

I want to return to my truth and I fight for it every day. You haven't been through it, you aren't an expert. Imagine if 2/3 of your life was locked in your brain behind partitions, wouldn't you want to break the walls down and know the truth no matter how ugly it is?

I sent her the book The Courage to Heal and I hope she's reading it. I sent it cause it takes a survivor to know a survivor, hate me all you want I just had compassion for a person as fucked up as me.

This is absolutely true, as a child in the 80s and 90s when all of society says it's bad their is a horrible stigma to it and it causes tons of triggering trauma. I wish she were lying but I know she's not.

This is absolutely true, when you grow up with druggie parents it's all around you, certain drugs still trigger my ptsd. She's not lying here. She's telling the truth and I totally get it. When your parents do drugs in front of you all the time, especially in the 80s and 90s with the just say no stigma it creates major tra

No one cares about your life story. Laugh at the heifer and move on.
Also, please embed your quotes and stop shitting up the thread.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Is nobody going to mention how the human calculator, who desires to know her weight down to the fucking ounce because it matters, just professed that Tammy is nearly 100 pounds heavier than her... and Tammy weighs 605 lbs. Amber weighs, what was it again? 526? But she just put on 'a pound' (she professed when she was confronted about not posting a Wednesday weigh-in video)? So 527?

78 lbs. Less than the weight she lost on Weight Watchers. Less than the weight she lost due to cancer.

I love how math becomes some globulous wibbly-wobbly gelatin mould when convenient in the world of AL.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm sorry I posted four times in a row, I'm a big fucking autistic asshole, I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just drunk, I sent this b

You might be retarded, but you have a good heart.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

I want to return to my truth and I fight for it every day. You haven't been through it, you aren't an expert. Imagine if 2/3 of your life was locked in your brain behind partitions, wouldn't you want to break the walls down and know the truth no matter how ugly it is?

I think you’re as full of it as Amber is. Traumatized ppl don’t wear their injuries like badges. I think you want attention. I think you’d be very jealous of what I’ve been thru & you’d love to tell Fb all about how special it made you... luckily no one gives a fuck what I or what you think. Pls don’t send Amber things in the mail or interact with her irl. If you must, do not do so under the Farms banner. That’s FB shit. We don’t do that. I’m fairly certain you’ve wandered into the wrong message board friend.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

I sent her the book The Courage to Heal and I hope she's reading it. I sent it cause it takes a survivor to know a survivor, hate me all you want I just had compassion for a person as fucked up as me.

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no honey! I've only been here on the farms 5 minutes and I done know better sugar-tits....
In the words of an ALR orbiter,

"NO-ONE CARES"

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

"Thankfully my boss told me I can just come into work whenever I want, as long as it's once a week."

jesus fucking christ, what a cunt.

 

[krazy orange cat]

"Thankfully my boss told me I can just come into work whenever I want, as long as it's once a week."

jesus fucking christ, what a cunt.

"And they'll pay me 1/3 of what I would get if I stuck to my three times a week schedule but I'm too fucking retarded to get that."

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The shade!! Tammy Slaton weighs 100 lbs more than Hambeast?? I find that hard to believe.

Also wasn’t it like December ‘19 when she bought like 5 planners?? Since our gorl is so busy with her uploading schedule.

Chantall ALSO bought a Jordan Sprinks planner. They're not cheap. So now the both of them have 50 buck paperweights.

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So.. does this mean she can't pull up her underwear and leggings up without Becky's help? If she can't pick up a simple present, then I doubt she can pull up her underwear over her shelf ass. She also doesn't wear the maternity dresses.

How funny that she bends over to pet Twinkie Storr or can bend over from the chair she dragged into the kitchen behind the island to get out the Panera crap and then also bend over again to get the bag while she tried to convince us the food that came wasn't what she ordered. Reminds me of her "I can't sit in a car for a long time." bulshit over the past couple years. Except for CF, staycation when she didn't stay at home, and recently, the Gatlinburg trips.

LiarLynn as usual.

 

[BallBuster]

The shade!! Tammy Slaton weighs 100 lbs more than Hambeast?? I find that hard to believe.

Also wasn’t it like December ‘19 when she bought like 5 planners?? Since our gorl is so busy with her uploading schedule.

So the schedule she just announced 2 weeks ago is already dead by her own admission? I need to go look at what my bet was on how long it was going to last but I think it was pretty close.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

"Thankfully my boss told me I can just come into work whenever I want, as long as it's once a week."

jesus fucking christ, what a cunt.

Is her boss Lara Flynn Boyle? I heard Amber has a job keeping LFB warm at night...

 

[Repeat the Cycle]

The shade!! Tammy Slaton weighs 100 lbs more than Hambeast?? I find that hard to believe.

Also wasn’t it like December ‘19 when she bought like 5 planners?? Since our gorl is so busy with her uploading schedule.

lmfao fuck her schedule right??
why the fuck does she even feel the need to announce these if she never had the intention of sticking to it

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

Imagine having the privilege to be able to say "schedules just arent for me"

 

[ADHD]

LOL. Tammy weighed in at 596. Amber is nowhere near 496, so..... why is she exaggerating how much more Tammy weighs? Is that a little TLC jealousy coming out? Also, that weigh in is from the beginning of the season, and based on this screencap from a video of Tammy and Amy trying food, it looks like Tammy's bullfrog neck has deflated a bit, so for all Amber knows, their weights are much closer than Amber would like to admit.