🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Miltank said:
nah that shit is hilarious. they should get something even smaller if anything.
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Amber and Becky, stuffed into an early 2010s model Mini Cooper (they’re bigger now, I’m talking 2008-10) would be a goddamn sight. Like when you pop the seal on one of those cans of Pillsbury biscuits. Imagine pulling to next to them at a red light and not being able to see anything inside the car besides them.
 
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ADHD said:
That filter makes it really obvious that she's using something like Chantal's soot to color in her hairline. :story:
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She does use dry shampoo "for the volume" but that wouldn't make it dark. It does seem fairly obvious that she's recently colored her hair. Actually in the video where she randomly insists she hasn't colored her hair, and the video before that, you can see her hair is MUCH darker than it was in the jenny craig taste tests videos. I'm talking about the top where people pointed out it was thinning, not the ombre horse tail she hadn't cut off yet. I don't know if she used actual boxed hair dye, or that color-in-a-can stuff trump uses, but you can see the texture of it sitting on her hair, I think I really noticed it in a video where she was braiding her hair in two stupid braids. But you can see the color sitting on her hair looks exactly like it does in some post-destiny videos after she had colored her hair. Either she's not rinsing it out well enough, or it's just temporary stuff that's collecting on her increasingly filthy hair. It's possibly dry shampoo residue that migrated from her scalp area, but that would explain the flat color, but not the darkness.
 
SituationTypeThing said:
She does use dry shampoo "for the volume" but that wouldn't make it dark. It does seem fairly obvious that she's recently colored her hair. Actually in the video where she randomly insists she hasn't colored her hair, and the video before that, you can see her hair is MUCH darker than it was in the jenny craig taste tests videos. I'm talking about the top where people pointed out it was thinning, not the ombre horse tail she hadn't cut off yet. I don't know if she used actual boxed hair dye, or that color-in-a-can stuff trump uses, but you can see the texture of it sitting on her hair, I think I really noticed it in a video where she was braiding her hair in two stupid braids. But you can see the color sitting on her hair looks exactly like it does in some post-destiny videos after she had colored her hair. Either she's not rinsing it out well enough, or it's just temporary stuff that's collecting on her increasingly filthy hair. It's possibly dry shampoo residue that migrated from her scalp area, but that would explain the flat color, but not the darkness.
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I think you might be just overthinking this. Its just her using dry shampoo tinted for brunette's. There are a crap ton of them now, and we know she piles on the dry shampoo. She is likely also encouraged by the fact that it might be tinting her scalp as an added bonus. Walmart carries at least two brands and Batiste even carries two shades of brown. Some reviews on Amazon talk about using it to cover gray hair and it staining skin.

I think she is just dirty and too lazy to brush our her damn dry shampoo or wash it regularly and this is the result. Tinted dry shampoo lets her be lazier so it seems right up her alley.
 
Merry Christmas plebeians! I shall now bless you with a picture of my face. Oh it's the 26th? Muh mentalz have been rilly bad as of recent, you guys expect me to be perfect!!!
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The beast is actively socking it up and deleting comments.
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ETA: La Creatura del Norovirus is certainly active today. Brace yourself for the ensuing shitshow.
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mythical mother said:
Amber and Becky, stuffed into an early 2010s model Mini Cooper (they’re bigger now, I’m talking 2008-10) would be a goddamn sight. Like when you pop the seal on one of those cans of Pillsbury biscuits. Imagine pulling to next to them at a red light and not being able to see anything inside the car besides them.
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Actually I would love to see them squeeze into an original mini or original fiat 500 from the 60s. Seriously they are tiny. Lets face it Amber Lynn already oozes into Becky's side as it is. She would take up the entire front of an original mini or Fiat 500.
 
Hamberlard Raid said:
Merry Christmas plebeians! I shall now bless you with a picture of my face. Oh it's the 26th? Muh mentalz have been rilly bad as of recent, you guys expect me to be perfect!!!
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ETA: La Creatura del Norovirus is certainly active today. Brace yourself for the ensuing shitshow.
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Those crunchy ass lips 🤢 a little bit of over licking Hammy?
 
Are they using the same filter?
Is this filter a new trend between deathfats?
It does something very weird/creep to the eyes and neck... good lord help us all.
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Look at this disaster close up. She did her eye makeup on half her eye and slathered 5 pounds of concealer on some DRY skin. She’s too lazy for face moisturizer or to fix her eyebrows, shocking. I can only imagine what it looks like when you mess with the lighting.
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Pippeyy said:
Look at this disaster close up. She did her eye makeup on half her eye and slathered 5 pounds of concealer on some DRY skin. She’s too lazy for face moisturizer or to fix her eyebrows, shocking. I can only imagine what it looks like when you mess with the lighting.
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Her wings aren’t worth a shit either. I never understood why people kept asking her for a tutorial. They only look good for far away or with a filter that blurs the Parkinson’s looking line work. She’s the kind of person who needs a stamp. Honestly, I think she looks better with less makeup, but that’s just me. It ages her. She doesn’t understand that the heavy makeup thing only works if you’re famous and under stage lighting, or 20 years old with good skin. Makeup application changes with skin texture and age, but not Amber lol she’s gonna keep doing 2016 beauty guru techniques until the end of time.
 
mythical mother said:
Amber and Becky, stuffed into an early 2010s model Mini Cooper (they’re bigger now, I’m talking 2008-10) would be a goddamn sight. Like when you pop the seal on one of those cans of Pillsbury biscuits. Imagine pulling to next to them at a red light and not being able to see anything inside the car besides them.
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TC-P said:
Actually I would love to see them squeeze into an original mini or original fiat 500 from the 60s. Seriously they are tiny. Lets face it Amber Lynn already oozes into Becky's side as it is. She would take up the entire front of an original mini or Fiat 500.
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Holy shit, I now really want a vlog of ALR visiting various medieval towns. Imagine a 600 pound woman navigating the streets of random Tuscan villages? In Siena unless its a major "road" the streets are big enough for one old fiat and a single human pressed against the wall, and those Italian fucks go flying by.

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ALR if you are reading this, I would even turn off adblocker to watch!
 
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Jesus, the tub of lard is still on IG asking for questions. I know this is a hot take but she’s just addicted to the abuse and drama
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL!!!!

Go on, eat all you want. Treat yourself, after all, birthdays only come once a year. You DESERVE it!!

:)
 
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