🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Holy shit, I now really want a vlog of ALR visiting various medieval towns. Imagine a 600 pound woman navigating the streets of random Tuscan villages? In Siena unless its a major "road" the streets are big enough for one old fiat and a single human pressed against the wall, and those Italian fucks go flying by.

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ALR if you are reading this, I would even turn off adblocker to watch!
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Amber is lucky both ankles haven't snapped in half thus far. So, until medieval Europe gets retrofitted for mobility scooters, I'm afraid it's to Walmart and back for our gorl.

Slappy McGherkin said:
"Let her eat orange chicken cake!"

Marie Antoinette, circa 1793 - shortly before being beheaded

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Amber could wear the skirt of that dress without the hoops and, with her phantom centaur butt, it would still be a little snug.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She has those ankle rolls to help shore up those no doubt fragile ankles. They're like bumpers on a bowling lane.
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The problem is that any accident, diseases or conditions, a 30 year-old would get that would require a few days rest, can be deadly for her. A sprained ankle on a normal size women could become a broken ankle on Amber. A fall may put her in a hospital. Covid could kill her. Unfortunately, she does not seem to care.
 
Looks like our gorl made her Twitter private. Any followers who can tell us what’s going on (if anything?).
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Looks like our gorl made her Twitter private. Any followers who can tell us what’s going on (if anything?).
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That says joined December 2020 so it could be someone else that snatched up the username when Amber didn't reactivate within 30 days. I was following her when she deactivated and the follow has always resumed when she would come back, but this account I am not following.
 
krazy orange cat said:
That says joined December 2020 so it could be someone else that snatched up the username when Amber didn't reactivate within 30 days. I was following her when she deactivated and the follow has always resumed when she would come back, but this account I am not following.
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Thank you! I don’t know how Twitter works exactly, I thought it was 90 days. At any rate, I wonder how Amber feels if someone grabbed her stupid username? I guess that’s what you get for fuckin’ around and deleting your account every other month.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Thank you! I don’t know how Twitter works exactly, I thought it was 90 days. At any rate, I wonder how Amber feels if someone grabbed her stupid username? I guess that’s what you get for fuckin’ around and deleting your account every other month.
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I think it used to be 90 days, but now it says you can reactivate for "up to 30 days" and I think serial deactivators are getting permanently deleted faster. I hope whoever got the account is a decent shitposter to piss her off since her Twitter is still listed as @mustbepearls on all but her last video (which has no social media contacts, oddly enough).
 
I was going to post cellulitis on lympodema but someone amazing beat me to it!

Shes not concerned?! Oh thats right, cancer wouldn't even make her change. Didn't she have cellulitis last time in her stomach? Its a lot harder to heal anything in the lower extremities; let alone on someone who is 600lbs and who cannot elevate their foot above their heart.

Shes going to have open sores on her legs for years. Better get that home healthcare started now for dressing changes!! New vlog content?
 
krazy orange cat said:
I hope whoever got the account is a decent shitposter to piss her off since her Twitter is still listed as @mustbepearls on all but her last video (which has no social media contacts, oddly enough).
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There's no way to know since they seem to have made the account private from the get go. 🤷‍♀️ I had two accounts following her but neither of them can see this new owner's tweets.
 
Amber's is mustbepearls the s is missing from the end of the one that one made this month. Amber's is still showing as started December 2011 just no tweets. The new account might be a private parody one or coincidence.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Looks like our gorl made her Twitter private. Any followers who can tell us what’s going on (if anything?).
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Amber was too lazy to keep her Twitter account she’s had for years and lost it forever. I hope
funtimesrun56 said:
Amber's is mustbepearls the s is missing from the end of the one that one made this month. Amber's is still showing as started December 2011 just no tweets. The new account might be a private parody one or coincidence.
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When you type it in from the web, with the S you get it was created in Dec 2020.

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Hater238704 said:
No b-day post? She is big mad. Someone message her on one of her other platforms and tell her we miss her and we fap to her image to bring us solace. It will make her year
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Kiwi Farms is not a petting zoo. Run off to one of the FB groups if this gay shit is what you're looking for.
 
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