🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Haven't seen this posted anywhere... community post from yesterday, Albert apologising for the wrong thing, as usual

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Salade Nicoise said:
How on earth could you subject a mere child to that haircut? (:_(
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Pretty sure it's the baby Thumb was holding in the vlog, unless they just look identical...my question is, how would they keep it still enough in the first place?

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EvaBraunsGhost said:
Haven't seen this posted anywhere... community post from yesterday, Albert apologising for the wrong thing, as usual

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Pretty sure it's the baby Thumb was holding in the vlog, unless they just look identical...my question is, how would they keep it still enough in the first place?

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I'm not too familiar with small human beings, but I'm pretty sure that's a different/older kid at Pigeon Forge.
 
Salade Nicoise said:
I'm not too familiar with small human beings, but I'm pretty sure that's a different/older kid at Pigeon Forge.
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You are correct. Mohawk kid is the older sibling of the baby Becky is holding. The kids are her nephew's. He knocked up his gf and they had that trashy wedding Big AL filmed a couple years ago.
 
If you think back to when ALR and Becky lived with Eric and Ricky, Becky always stayed in the back ground while ALR filmed anything, she never wanted to be on camera. And every time Becky went to visit her family ALR stayed home always with an excuse of course, because it seemed that Becky's family didn't like ALR. Since they moved into their new apartment, not only is Becky on camera, she's even sassy at times. I wonder what brought on this change? Did ALR tell her that she had to be on camera more to bring in the cash?
 
This has probably been talked about before, but do the commenters who watch amber's videos have selected memory? Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that everyone was up in arms about leaked video notes, and all of sudden since Amber is doing vlogmas, everyone is all so happy and commenting sweet things.

It really goes to show you that Amber truly knows her audience like the back of her mitten. She really isn't hated that much as she claims.
 
Bitchboy95 said:
You are correct. Mohawk kid is the older sibling of the baby Becky is holding. The kids are her nephew's. He knocked up his gf and they had that trashy wedding Big AL filmed a couple years ago.
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Jeez their faces are almost identical, that's scary...do they clone the things or something?

I did think the one in the Pigeon Forge pic looked older, but looks can be deceiving and afaik I've not seen the older one

Fandom Trash said:
This has probably been talked about before, but do the commenters who watch amber's videos have selected memory? Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that everyone was up in arms about leaked video notes, and all of sudden since Amber is doing vlogmas, everyone is all so happy and commenting sweet things.

It really goes to show you that Amber truly knows her audience like the back of her mitten. She really isn't hated that much as she claims.
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They were, but scary thing it wasn't even weeks ago it was days ago

It's like Amber almost has the ability to lobotomise her viewers?

I saw somebody comment "we don't hate Amber, just some of the things she does" - nope, can't relate...she doesn't have one pleasant redeeming quality that I can think of

Seems most of her viewers are very fickle, and also seems like her most hated thing was calling a girl, well, a girl

I'd personally rate speaking to a dying woman like shit on your shoe, and leaving an animal shaking with pain to go stuff your gullet, far higher but that's just me 🤷🏻‍♀️

She's as dumb as a bag of rocks, but she definitely knows how to manipulate most of her viewers for shekels
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Can you imagine being in a mall and seeing together Amber, dress for a prom with full face make-up, eyelashes, poop bun, fake Gucci bag, with Becky wearing a Sponge Bob t-shirt? It would be a sight to behold.
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Becky will always remind me of fatty from metalocalypse
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This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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Amber can't even sit for an hour's car ride without complaining about the aches and pains and sweeleen.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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Are you crazy?! That would require an actual effort! Unheard of in Amber's world.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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This is a (wonderful) insane pipe dream. This is a woman who has ankleballs, or ankle rolls, if you will. She cannot get into a camper van, let alone.. I mean, how would she shower? Just imagine the smell in there, with 2 cats, a 600lb ALR and the Beckster topping out at 300+ and a poor, perennially unlucky Twinkie Storr.. my god.

BTW, love to see your avatar of Cobes, a true goth bad boy and wand artisan!
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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That is way too optimistic. There's a few problems:

1.) No one gives a shit about Amber. They're only there to watch her be a disgusting, fat pig.
If she tries to post shit outside of her usual routine, viewership drops and she'll blame her audience, thus posting the same boring content ad infinitum.
2.) Amber is notoriously sedentary (no surprise there). She has complained about pain from long car rides in the past. How could she go cross country?
3.) Her excessive mentulz prevent her from posting anything meaningful anyways. Her life has always beem about hoarding shit and FOOD.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
This is random of me per usual but I had a thought.
Amber's finances, as someone said, are finite; she does not have a long-term financial plan.

They can't get on a plane; Becky might be able to, I've seen taller large people squeeze in but Amber, no way. Unless it was a private jet or something with non-standard seating.

However, she/they (her And Becky) could bolster their current income by, instead of replacing the Hyundai (le PorkWagon™) with another fuck-all sedan or SUV etc; why not buy the smallest Class-C license camper van deal situation; drive it around the east coast to start; film the adventure; upload to youtube. All they need is a UPS Store box or US Post Office box and do the bills online.

They could see the country and make more money. This solves 3 things;

1. Amber's content no longer always utter shit
2. More views tuning in because of the on the road life (and the perils)
3. Amber will experience some life before her untimely passing next year.
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Unfortunate reality is that a camper van (technically a Class B rig) or even the smallest of Class A or Class C motorhomes does not have the passageway clearance for Amber's frame. Simply put, she's too fat to squeeze from one end of the rig to the other. Source - long-term camper in a small setup. She wouldn't be able to fit between the kitchen area and the dining area in any setup less than 25 feet in length that doesn't have slideouts or doesn't have its slideouts extended. Technically she could fit in mine (it's a rather unique build), but she exceeds the weight capacity of the boards that support the bed in back, so nope. And she's too wide to fit into my wet bath, so she'd be incapable of showering.

Then there's the issue of slideout weight capacity. Smaller campers featuring slideouts don't have the weight-handling capacity for AL to be in the sliding section, as smaller slideouts typically are rated between 400-600 lbs and some of that weight is taken by any furniture placed upon them.

They can't afford the monster rigs with heavy duty slideouts that can handle up to 4000 lbs and have sufficient clearance for our resident butterball to shamble through.

Hell, I don't think she'd be able to fit through the standard RV door, now that I stare at one and ponder the possibilities. If anything, it'd be a very tight squeeze. And her weight would strain all but the most mighty of ladderwells to be able to reach said door in the first place.

Good dream, but ultimately it's that - a dream.
 
nutritionsituation said:
This is a (wonderful) insane pipe dream. This is a woman who has ankleballs, or ankle rolls, if you will. She cannot get into a camper van, let alone.. I mean, how would she shower? Just imagine the smell in there, with 2 cats, a 600lb ALR and the Beckster topping out at 300+ and a poor, perennially unlucky Twinkie Storr.. my god.

BTW, love to see your avatar of Cobes, a true goth bad boy and wand artisan!
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H8r! She's 517.8 and has never been an ounce or 572.4. She's so above MSHPL!!
 
So I'll reduce my alcohol induced fever dream to some kind of conversion van and hotel stays. Ugh imagine the tales from the road. Wommart tire services etc
 
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