🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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8008135 said:
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times -- those legs both fucking fascinate and utterly horrify me.
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Imagine what they look like now. Have we seen Amberlynn being remotely mobile since she moved? Other than that short clip outdoors, we haven't seen no layggs for long time.
 
Gunt. The Thumb is on the 500+ train and ready to ride.

For the life of me, how daphuq does anybody make this as a concetious life decision?
 
I have no idea if the texts between Norma and ALR were faked but she did go out of her way to (poorly) crop the screengrabs instead of just taking the easy way out and upoloading the whole screen. It seems that the final text she showed from May 11th was the end of the conversation between the two of them because Norma's "read" icon is on the bottom right side of her message.
 
Lucille's Brands said:
Ah, yeesss - she was fucking around on Tiktok. Check out what she thinks are the pressing issues at hand, while she's -
1. Stranded like a whale on a beach in Becky's car.
2. Unwanted/unwelcome while Becky's family chose a headstone for Norma.
3. Bolth (sic).
What a cunt, and that's not a word I ever use lightly..
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(If this constitutes double posting, please let me know, and I'll amend. Lurking a while, new to posting, still getting to grips with it. Cheers.)
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I dont even knoww why Necky is there it's not like that fucking leech has a fucking penny to its name anyway
 
some cunt said:
Imagine what they look like now. Have we seen Amberlynn being remotely mobile since she moved? Other than that short clip outdoors, we haven't seen no layggs for long time.
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We did get to watch her dance around the kitchen during her JC stunt.
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Do you suppose Big Al would embrace her baldness ("Bald is byooteeful, haydurs!"), attempt some kind of weird and horrid combover like the chump in chief, or start hoarding wigs, most of which she'd never wear, and which would attract more fun bugs to Hamberland, like moths and weevils?

Slappy McGherkin said:
Gunt. The Thumb is on the 500+ train and ready to ride.

For the life of me, how daphuq does anybody make this as a concetious life decision?
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Beats working for a living, I guess.

Bookies would have a field day with these two, both on main bets and side wagers.
 
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So out of curiosity working on a vid I go to click on the 12 taco mukbang with becky. Its age restricted was that always the case. Its a rather non offensive video?
 
escándalo said:
So out of curiosity working on a vid I go to click on the 12 taco mukbang with becky. Its age restricted was that always the case. Its a rather non offensive video?
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I’ve check this video and indeed I get the age restricted message. I never watch her videos directly, so I do not know when this started.

I guess that tomorrow will be the first day of vlogmas. What kind of enthralling content will she post, or will she even bother to post anything?
 
HOMO FOR LIFE said:
Wow.

But amber knows how to milk the system. Chris is dumb as fuck.

Although, I guess that makes Chris more desperate and productive. Whatever that means.
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Excuse me sir or ma’am, Chris Chan Sonichu is no ‘slow in the mind’ & happens to be very creative, thank you. He created the comic series ‘Sonichu’ (copyright) after all, among which
I don’t see anyone paying hundreds to buy Ambers old, worn out sneakers, she gives her things away to buy friends. I bet you’re the type ‘o troll that prefers tan arms on your sonic OC. Sheesh
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
How the [jeepers] do you look in a mirror and not see a problem? It isn't like Becky swelled up to that size overnight, just like Big Al didn't. I'd be busting my [rear] to get myself back down to not looking like a gigantic beach ball with legs with tiny head (and three chins) glued on top.
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Does it matter for Becky? What reason does she have to be in shape? To play with her kids? To attract a mate or keep a mate attracted to her? To enjoy her myriad of hobbies and fun activities that she participates in? To exert herself in gainful employment? The only reason you can offer for her to mind her weight is the problem with her kidneys or whatever that was. That is apparently not enough.

Her life is one of sponging and sloth. She should enjoy this while she has it. Amber does not have a long term income strategy. I do not think she has a long term Becky strategy either. Becky's peanut brain must realize that she her time as a member of the middle class is limited.
 
First day of Vlogmas, if she does it; I expect we'll see a ton of shopping bags vomit out a tacky mix of new Christmas themed dollar store decor. You can get some really cute Christmas stuff at dollar & discount stores but she never fails to be attracted to the most vomit inducing stuff. I swear she could buy that stuff at really high end stores & still make it look trailer trashy.

If not a Christmas decoration haul, she'll treat us to a Torrid haul of clothing to take her to the many holiday parties she's no doubt been invited to. Hey, even if you're Zooming or Skyping Christmas parties, you've got to have the right look, doncha know.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
First day of Vlogmas, if she does it; I expect we'll see a ton of shopping bags vomit out a tacky mix of new Christmas themed dollar store decor. You can get some really cute Christmas stuff at dollar & discount stores but she never fails to be attracted to the most vomit inducing stuff. I swear she could buy that stuff at really high end stores & still make it look trailer trashy.

If not a Christmas decoration haul, she'll treat us to a Torrid haul of clothing to take her to the many holiday parties she's no doubt been invited to. Hey, even if you're Zooming or Skyping Christmas parties, you've got to have the right look, doncha know.
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She can wear a green tarp and all her earrings and light all her candles and have a very special Christmas tree selfie which she can post about feeling so sad her first xmas without Norma. And beckys too! Look Becky painted a box with the mom from rug rats on it to honor Norma. What's the moms name Babe? Anyway, thanks for watching I forgot to end the blog and I binged on all of the xmas cookies..... then she can go dead air until about the 18th of December and tell the Apple joke again to us dispectful pieces of shit. Haydurs! Fat phobic! Other youtubers do it and nobody cares so fuck u all the way to the bank to get per,ission to take out a few hundred.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
First day of Vlogmas, if she does it; I expect we'll see a ton of shopping bags vomit out a tacky mix of new Christmas themed dollar store decor. You can get some really cute Christmas stuff at dollar & discount stores but she never fails to be attracted to the most vomit inducing stuff. I swear she could buy that stuff at really high end stores & still make it look trailer trashy.
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What else would you expect from a woman as trashy and tasteless as ALR?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
First day of Vlogmas, if she does it; I expect we'll see a ton of shopping bags vomit out a tacky mix of new Christmas themed dollar store decor. You can get some really cute Christmas stuff at dollar & discount stores but she never fails to be attracted to the most vomit inducing stuff. I swear she could buy that stuff at really high end stores & still make it look trailer trashy.

If not a Christmas decoration haul, she'll treat us to a Torrid haul of clothing to take her to the many holiday parties she's no doubt been invited to. Hey, even if you're Zooming or Skyping Christmas parties, you've got to have the right look, doncha know.
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Vlogmass will be late. ALR thinks there’s 31 days in November remember?
I think there will be a half assed attempt at Vlogmass, lord knows she needs that coin.
 
wilderbeans said:
She can wear a green tarp and all her earrings and light all her candles and have a very special Christmas tree selfie which she can post about feeling so sad her first xmas without Norma.
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Norma's corpse rotting in its cardboard box translates to big YT coin. For the first time, Amber has a use for her.
 
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