🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Yeah that is typical narch behaviour though everything is fleeting except the issues that effect ME and MY channel. The next 6 months are going to be very interesting as she fights for relevancy because she has like 5 issues currently;
  • Keeping her views topped up well higher due to other issues feeding into this issue
  • Keeping relevant, she has to engineer ways to keep people clicking but doubly as point 1.
  • Damage control, she has to find a way dealing with this issue now and not turtling like Casey because that worked.
  • Shadow Banned - this issue she thinks will not effect her but if she has an exodus this will fuck her up harder than she realises, shadow bans usually have the lowest CPM
  • Not pissing off Youtube - She needs to be careful now because the eye is on her and thats not good the reason why she got like this is because she floated under the radar and got no ire. Amber is more problematic than she actually realises.
  • Money - the gravy train has stopped like months ago fuck I would say a year at this point, its not just covid with this but the system itself against her
But Fatphobia man its just that
 
Billie Ross said:
F.A.T
Btw... Twinko Stoooor looks ill.
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That's a pretty high necked dress/top/tarp for her to be wearing on a feasting holiday. There's no way she doesn't end up getting food of some sort on it.

Eat up, gorl. It's a holiday. You deserve it. Who knows how many more of these you'll be around for?
 
Turd Fergusson said:
She bought the

LEGO Friends Heartlake City Amusement Pier 41375 Toy Building Kit​

It is quite expensive. Who buys that if you do not have children?
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Roll up for the fun of the fair with LEGO Friends 41375 Heartlake City Amusement Pier. This amusement park toy set allows your little builder to immerse themselves in the excitement of a theme park experience. It includes a ticket kiosk and turnstiles where the friends can enter and exit. There's a spin-the-wheel stall where fairgoers can try to win treats. The carousel ride features 3 chairs, which fly round in a blur thanks to a spinning, twisting function. The star attraction, however, is the pirate ghost ship where your young Friends fan can enjoy chills and thrills as they whizz round the pirate shipwreck. As the car travels through the amusement park ride's spooky textile foils, it plunges into a world of bats, skeletons and scorpions. This building toy for kids includes 5 mini-dolls, plus 2 animal figures and 2 skeleton figures for hours of imaginative play
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And the image used to advertise:

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This took her over a week to build.
 
Small wonder Twinkie looks depressed, at least she used to be able to go outside back wherever they were living before in Kentucky but now that Hammy can literally get everything delivered to her slavering maw, the animals have probably been forgotten all about and can only stare longingly up at the covered windows, barely able to remember the last time they smelled fresh air and felt grass beneath their paws. Meanwhile Amberlynn is looking forwards to a massive Thanksgiving dinner, because she deserves it after all the stress us haydurs put her through with those new Norma voice message calls. Hateful pig.

Oi Hammy, has Twinkie's nails been cut yet?
 
some cunt said:
Small wonder Twinkie looks depressed, at least she used to be able to go outside back wherever they were living before in Kentucky but now that Hammy can literally get everything delivered to her slavering maw, the animals have probably been forgotten all about and can only stare longingly up at the covered windows, barely able to remember the last time they smelled fresh air and felt grass beneath their paws. Meanwhile Amberlynn is looking forwards to a massive Thanksgiving dinner, because she deserves it after all the stress us haydurs put her through with those new Norma voice message calls. Hateful pig.

Oi Hammy, has Twinkie's nails been cut yet?
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I'm betting they have some sort of indoor pissing situation for Twinkie, can't imagine Amber or Becky going out every time an obese, elderly chihuahua needs to pee (their bladders are the size of a shotglass, obesity adds pressure and elderlies always pee so much = Twinkie needs to go about every 3-4 hours). Poor pup deserves a better home.
 
I had to sperg & check - the LEGO 'Friends' sets are geared for 6-12 year olds. I thoroughly get adults into LEGO; they have some astonishingly complex sets out there meant for far older 'children' & adults & any creative teen or adult can combine several sets to create some unique montages.

But 6-12; really? It must have been the 'win a treat' kiosk description that caused her to happily bring out her wallet. AAnd to put that online as a viable activity for an adult her age - oh boy.

Choosing earrings for Thanksgiving dinner. I'd pay anything to be a fly on the Williams clan dining room wall this day; a fly not at all secretly hoping someone brings up her leaked voice message to Norma.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I had to sperg & check - the LEGO 'Friends' sets are geared for 6-12 year olds. I thoroughly get adults into LEGO; they have some astonishingly complex sets out there meant for far older 'children' & adults & any creative teen or adult can combine several sets to create some unique montages.

But 6-12; really? It must have been the 'win a treat' kiosk description that caused her to happily bring out her wallet. AAnd to put that online as a viable activity for an adult her age - oh boy.

Choosing earrings for Thanksgiving dinner. I'd pay anything to be a fly on the Williams clan dining room wall this day; a fly not at all secretly hoping someone brings up her leaked voice message to Norma.
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There are seriously difficult sets, like the Millennium Falcon with over 7,000 pieces, that are really meant for adults, but for her set is created for children. I do not believe that any teens would be cut playing with this set. It is funny that she wants to be taken seriously but do a stunt like this. She really does not want to be challenged mentally.

What will happen to the sets after the holidays? In most cases, it would in a child bedroom on a shelf. For Amber, it is likely find it way to the bin like all her other rubbish.
 
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I'm not mad about her age inappropriate lego. she got more entertainment and use out of it than the rest of her consoomer plastic crap. I'm thinking the thousands of earrings she never wears, mainly. posting it online and admitting it took a week is just amber bein amber.
 
I haven't kept up with her for about 2 weeks now

I skimmed through the thread about her leaving a bunch of a shitty voice mails to Norma, so I assume she just decided to take another break waiting for this to blow over since her last upload was nearly a week ago
 
iLoveDoe said:
I haven't kept up with her for about 2 weeks now

I skimmed through the thread about her leaving a bunch of a shitty voice mails to Norma, so I assume she just decided to take another break waiting for this to blow over since her last upload was nearly a week ago
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This seems likely.

She only ever addresses what she thinks is worth addressing, and the only things she thinks are worth addressing are the ones that get her something. The other drama she's deigned to address -- Casey, Rafe, her mom, her cancer -- all of it was calculated to make her look like a victim and she (ineptly) leaned into that. Even when some idiot called Animal Control over Twinkie's nails, her rant was that she couldn't believe anyone would be so cruel as to try to take her baby away from her. It's going to take more brainpower than our gorl possesses to try to cast herself as the victim here -- or at least, to be enough of a victim to get enough sympathy to make it worth her while. She can't just say, "Yeah, emotions were running high and Norma said some shitty things to me and I stood up for myself," because even if that were true and/or believable, it doesn't get her nearly enough asspats to be worth the trouble.

She's getting older and lazier. Not more mature, but I suspect that the drama has to be worth it to her these days. She's getting her supply from FB cancer groups recently, anyway.

Thanksgiving dinner must've been a hoot, though.
 
Suggesting Amber become bulimic is just autistic.

Obviously that will never happen. Amber doesn't have the discipline to binge and then purge. She'd binge and then sit around or whatever, on YouTube or building Legos, and that's that. She's not going to get up and go to the bathroom right after and go to the trouble of throwing up/cleaning up.

She'd just be hungry all over again, if she purged right: not that there's anything "right" about throwing up your food. I can see Amber being the kind of girl who tried to throw up once and then claim she once had an eating disorder. Who knows? Maybe she has said that already. Maybe Chantal too?
These bitches are crazy.
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Suggesting Amber become bulimic is just autistic.

Obviously that will never happen. Amber doesn't have the discipline to binge and then purge. She'd binge and then sit around or whatever, on YouTube or building Legos, and that's that. She's not going to get up and go to the bathroom right after and go to the trouble of throwing up/cleaning up.

She'd just be hungry all over again, if she purged right: not that there's anything "right" about throwing up your food. I can see Amber being the kind of girl who tried to throw up once and then claim she once had an eating disorder. Who knows? Maybe she has said that already. Maybe Chantal too?
These bitches are crazy.
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Throwing up requires your throat to be able to open up and have some sort of abs, Ambers are probably distended to moon and back, not to mention she would choke due to the fat on her neck making her pipes very constricted. She also doesn't seem like she brushes her teeth, washes her hands or washes the toilet, it would be toothrot and vomit everywhere. She would be the only person I'd recommend bulimia to, but her body is already too fucking fat to even puke without it being a health hazard. Can her fingers even fit in fat enough her mouth to trigger a gag reflex?
 
Ann Berlin said:
I'm not mad about her age inappropriate lego. she got more entertainment and use out of it than the rest of her consoomer plastic crap. I'm thinking the thousands of earrings she never wears, mainly. posting it online and admitting it took a week is just amber bein amber.
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Yeah, I wouldn't be mad at any of her hobbies that are generally considered childlike, if her life consisted of anything else. However, we all know that her entire existence is built on eating, lying, lazing around and pretending that small time hobbies are productive and beneficial for someone in her current state.

It's not like she's done anything stressful that could warrant ''taking a break'' and just having some fun, that's all she ever bloody does.
 
a834604 said:
I'm betting they have some sort of indoor pissing situation for Twinkie, can't imagine Amber or Becky going out every time an obese, elderly chihuahua needs to pee (their bladders are the size of a shotglass, obesity adds pressure and elderlies always pee so much = Twinkie needs to go about every 3-4 hours). Poor pup deserves a better home.
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In her weigh in video there was a carpet machine cleaner next to the industrial car scale. Guaranteed the house stinks of cat and dog piss.
 
a834604 said:
Throwing up requires your throat to be able to open up and have some sort of abs, Ambers are probably distended to moon and back, not to mention she would choke due to the fat on her neck making her pipes very constricted. She also doesn't seem like she brushes her teeth, washes her hands or washes the toilet, it would be toothrot and vomit everywhere. She would be the only person I'd recommend bulimia to, but her body is already too fucking fat to even puke without it being a health hazard. Can her fingers even fit in fat enough her mouth to trigger a gag reflex?
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Oh I doubt it but we are reaching end game here...what options are left?

Except for you know sticking to a reasonable meal plan, accepting she cannot eat trigger foods and this will take years & possibly intensive in patient therapy.
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Suggesting Amber become bulimic is just autistic.

Obviously that will never happen. Amber doesn't have the discipline to binge and then purge. She'd binge and then sit around or whatever, on YouTube or building Legos, and that's that. She's not going to get up and go to the bathroom right after and go to the trouble of throwing up/cleaning up.

She'd just be hungry all over again, if she purged right: not that there's anything "right" about throwing up your food. I can see Amber being the kind of girl who tried to throw up once and then claim she once had an eating disorder. Who knows? Maybe she has said that already. Maybe Chantal too?
These bitches are crazy.
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Yeah, for sure, Alr & Foody Beauty bolth have just decided they have ED’s. I say ‘just‘ to mean flippantly, not like this was a recent development...Does Amber have an eating disorder for real? It’s hard to say & im not the one qualified to dx anyone. That being said, it’s important to understand that you can’t just decide you ‘have’ something. Behavioral health issues take documented incidents collected over time to prove a pattern & then that pattern needs to be assessed by ppl that know what they’re looking at. Like Doctors. Not Alr on google going oh my, apparently I suffer from from trypophobia because I saw an image online that looked creepy. Personally, I think the ‘desire’ to label herself a sufferer of a ‘disorder’ takes the responsibility off the table in Ambers mind. Amber is no longer to blame, she’s helplessly in the throws of ‘binge’ time & cannot resist the siren song of cellophane crinkling & those wonderful scents wafting off of everything around her. In reality Amber is an adult making choices. She has no issue asserting her adult ness & right to choose what she eats or when she goes to bed. Until it’s youtube time & the critique rolls in. Quick! Hide behind ‘disorder’ & ‘child hood’. Just admit you’re a hefty girl that chose this life & doesn’t desire a change. You can do that Amber.
 
Not posting videos because she can't stand the idea of backlash after the voice messages leaked, but still using her comment-disabled TikTok to flex on people.
She obviously chose that song to say "Look at the expensive, beautiful, sooooooper high quality earrings I can buy!" and remind us that we're mere peasants.
Oh, Queen, sitting on your lard throne! We are not worthy!
 
In an alternate universe, Amber does the Patreon and allows a higher tier to "vote" on her eating/diet/exercise habits. She gets paid and lose a little weight, gains it back etc, but she keeps earning.

Imagine if half her subscribers pledged $1 per month, $5 to vote. She's making more in 2 months gross than she did with the YouTewbz.
 
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