🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So we're never getting a Jenny Craig Day 7 video? Is she in hiding again?
She mentioned in her Day 6 video that it was the final entry in her JC series. She probably... loosely... stayed on program for those 6 days then went on the Norma tribute vacation. I don't think the scandal would have any sort of impact on her pre-recorded content.
 
I wouldn't have such an issue with her stupid legos if she 1: didn't take a WEEK to do it 2: didn't already have an apt full of crap and 3: It wasn't 135 fucking dollars
 
I wonder how long it would take her to finish her own Lego set:

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Remember when she had puzzle contests with Eric? She showed the puzzle she was working on and I think it was one of those 100 piece puzzles designed for 8 year olds. She’s so mentally challenged.
 
Remember when she had puzzle contests with Eric? She showed the puzzle she was working on and I think it was one of those 100 piece puzzles designed for 8 year olds. She’s so mentally challenged.
She wants to flex on spending cash on cool retro toys, like the Neckster has her “retro” video games. Lego is apparently cool in her eyes, since it has a dedicated aisle in both Target and Walmart. So instead of buying an age-appropriate, relevant and/or impressive set like the Friends Central Perk Set or any of the smaller Creator: Expert sets, she goes for a set meant for 8-12 year olds that can be built in maybe two hours. Just because it’s pink and purple and glittery and over $125 and perfect to piss off the haydurs over on TikTok.

If push came to shove, I can’t see fault in her destroying her creation, and eating the 2x2 bricks with milk as a bowl of cereal. Probably tastes the same as anything that isn’t deep fried, sugar-laden, salt-drenched, or dunked in a vat of sauce to her.
 
She needs time to come up with a good story that will make her look good and every one around her look bad.

That's exactly what she's doing imo, she doesn't need a break she's hardly been back since the last one and we know the 'memorial trip' isn't current so yea she's likely stuffing her guts while desperately scheming

Thing is, she may be a while because I can't think of a way out of this for her, beyond people 'forgetting' - Ambabies might but we know haydurs won't

Whatever way she spins it she is going to look bad...I mean yea she could say "we made up by the end, everything was just perfect" but that doesn't erase the initial problem - speaking like a cunt to a woman just out of cancer surgery

Another option would be "you don't know everything, Norma was as bad" (maybe with Becky nodding alongside her) but imo this would be an even worse option, because she is then badmouthing someone who will never be able to defend herself, I mean it's not likely to wash but at least her and Becky can try to defend their actions 🤷🏻‍♀️

We know she is like a cockroach surviving nuclear blasts but this one...idk... I'm not sure it will permanently damage her but, fuck, is it a bad look
 
That's exactly what she's doing imo, she doesn't need a break she's hardly been back since the last one and we know the 'memorial trip' isn't current so yea she's likely stuffing her guts while desperately scheming

Thing is, she may be a while because I can't think of a way out of this for her, beyond people 'forgetting' - Ambabies might but we know haydurs won't

Whatever way she spins it she is going to look bad...I mean yea she could say "we made up by the end, everything was just perfect" but that doesn't erase the initial problem - speaking like a cunt to a woman just out of cancer surgery

Another option would be "you don't know everything, Norma was as bad" (maybe with Becky nodding alongside her) but imo this would be an even worse option, because she is then badmouthing someone who will never be able to defend herself, I mean it's not likely to wash but at least her and Becky can try to defend their actions 🤷🏻‍♀️

We know she is like a cockroach surviving nuclear blasts but this one...idk... I'm not sure it will permanently damage her but, fuck, is it a bad look
If her TikTok is anything to go by, she's been home at least 5 days. She has nothing but time to come up with a spin on this.
As Who Now said (post #146, point no 5 on the voice messages leaks thread), if she does address it (and she doesn't see why she's ever answerable to anyone), she'll likely hone in on one insignificant aspect of the whole situation. She'll then declare that 'fact' incorrect, and ignore everything else. Very much like her dismissal of Tom Harlock's entire video, based on his exposition having one State named incorrectly.
@marjoram stated before that Amber hates her haters and absolutely hates her supporters, so it's safe to assume the upload silence is garden variety Narc punishment for having the gall to question her on anything, really.
I'd back that up by the sudden proliferation of inane, childish content in the last 5 days on TikTok. It's all light hearted drivel, posted deliberately to get across the fact that she could upload, if she wanted, but she's so over the voice messages hate, she won't speak on, beside or under it, she's entirely uNbOtHeReD..
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I don't have a smartphone, but this is what it looks like for me, using a private mode window.
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I wonder if it might have something to do with her last upload being 5 days ago (i.e. will her channel be the first thing to show up in search on the days she uploads).

Wait, she was fucking around on tiktok while headstone shopping was going on? I guess that really puts to rest the question of her being a narc , as I've seen people here and there on the net positing, as if there wasn't years of evidence to confirm that a long time ago.

She needs time to come up with a good story that will make her look good and every one around her look bad.

That's exactly what she's doing imo, she doesn't need a break she's hardly been back since the last one and we know the 'memorial trip' isn't current so yea she's likely stuffing her guts while desperately scheming

Doubtful. She doesn't care what people think, really, even though she sheds crocodile tears whenever she's trying to guilt people for making her feel bad because of their nasty comments. The way she shifts immediately from tears to chirpy "look at me" fun times shows that.

If her TikTok is anything to go by, she's been home at least 5 days. She has nothing but time to come up with a spin on this.
As Who Now said (post #146, point no 5 on the voice messagesleaks thread), if she does address it (and she doesn't see why she's ever answerable to anyone), she'll likely hone in on one insignificant aspect of the whole situation. She'll then declare that 'fact' incorrect, and ignore everything else. Very much like her dismissal of Tom Harlock's entire video, based on his exposition having one State named incorrectly.
@marjoram stated before that Amber hates her haters and absolutely hates her supporters, so it's safe to assume the upload silence is garden variety Narc punishment for having the gall to question her on anything, really.
I'd back that up by the sudden proliferation of inane, childish content in the last 5 days on TikTok. It's all light hearted drivel, posted deliberately to get across the fact that she could upload, if she wanted, but she's so over the voice messages hate, she won't speak on, beside or under it, she's entirely uNbOtHeReD..
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If she wasn't so goddamned lazy and shallow, we'd probably get to see her fisking every lengthy comment/observation anyone makes about her. That's be delicious fun, but would get old quickly, since she's a fucking tard.
 
Question: if she enjoys binging so much & would do "anything" to lose weight, why doesn't our gorl give bulimia a whirl?

She can lose weight and have a brand spanking new condition to milk for sympathy!
 
Wait, she was fucking around on tiktok while headstone shopping was going on? I guess that really puts to rest the question of her being a narc , as I've seen people here and there on the net positing, as if there wasn't years of evidence to confirm that a long time ago.
Ah, yeesss - she was fucking around on Tiktok. Check out what she thinks are the pressing issues at hand, while she's -
1. Stranded like a whale on a beach in Becky's car.
2. Unwanted/unwelcome while Becky's family chose a headstone for Norma.
3. Bolth (sic).
What a cunt, and that's not a word I ever use lightly..

(If this constitutes double posting, please let me know, and I'll amend. Lurking a while, new to posting, still getting to grips with it. Cheers.)
 
Doubtful. She doesn't care what people think, really, even though she sheds crocodile tears whenever she's trying to guilt people for making her feel bad because of their nasty comments. The way she shifts immediately from tears to chirpy "look at me" fun times shows that.

I dunno, I think she cares what people think but only in a narc way. She really doesn't understand why people don't love her like SHE loves herself. Why can't people forgive and forget? SHE'S already forgiven herself and forgotten whatever the kerfuffle was about. And, she cares about her channel as long as it's making her boat loads of cash. She fears another shrimpgate 'cause THIS time it may be worse. She fears the unknown because she has absolutely no defense against it.

Anyway -Happy Thanksgiving Americans. Remember to be thankful you're not AL. :)

I wonder how long it would take her to finish her own Lego set:

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That is beautiful.
 
Question: if she enjoys binging so much & would do "anything" to lose weight, why doesn't our gorl give bulimia a whirl?

She can lose weight and have a brand spanking new condition to milk for sympathy!

Bulimia is like the polar opposite of our gorl. There's nothing cute or dainty about finger fucking your throat after slamming down two carefully portioned out Jenny Craig meals with a side of canned green beans and a 24oz glass of whole milk. I can't imagine someone her size or stature being able induce vomiting either. Can you even see her bent over a sink or toilet, no way. She'd probably also asphyxiate on top of everything else.
 
building fucking lego and having a dilemma about what earrings to wear. i have no words left. i'm done with this idiot. i'm done. i'm out. it's been a good ride i guess, kiwis. be well.
 
Bulimia is like the polar opposite of our gorl. There's nothing cute or dainty about finger fucking your throat after slamming down two carefully portioned out Jenny Craig meals with a side of canned green beans and a 24oz glass of whole milk. I can't imagine someone her size or stature being able induce vomiting either. Can you even see her bent over a sink or toilet, no way. She'd probably also asphyxiate on top of everything else.
Truth....actually I didn't even consider her gut in all this. She actually is incapable of bending over without a wedge of flub impeding the motion. I never truly understand the motion theory until now...thanks ALR!
 
F.A.T
Btw... Twinko Stoooor looks ill.
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A 500lb woman worrying about what earrings to wear to Thanksgiving. It's like worrying about the style of deckchair that would look best on the Titanic. A detail that's completely trivial, inconsequential, and has no impact on the inevitable tragedy to come.
Twinkie is looking lethargic 😭
Eyes, lips, face is apt, as her eyes and lips are disappearing in the fat that is her face.
 
Ah, yeesss - she was fucking around on Tiktok. Check out what she thinks are the pressing issues at hand, while she's -
1. Stranded like a whale on a beach in Becky's car.
2. Unwanted/unwelcome while Becky's family chose a headstone for Norma.
3. Bolth (sic).
What a cunt, and that's not a word I ever use lightly..
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(If this constitutes double posting, please let me know, and I'll amend. Lurking a while, new to posting, still getting to grips with it. Cheers.)

What. A. Bitch.

I dunno, I think she cares what people think but only in a narc way. She really doesn't understand why people don't love her like SHE loves herself. Why can't people forgive and forget? SHE'S already forgiven herself and forgotten whatever the kerfuffle was about. And, she cares about her channel as long as it's making her boat loads of cash. She fears another shrimpgate 'cause THIS time it may be worse. She fears the unknown because she has absolutely no defense against it.

Anyway -Happy Thanksgiving Americans. Remember to be thankful you're not AL. :)

I'll rephrase slightly: I think she doesn't give a shit unless it's likely that it will interfere with her ability to do something she wants to do. Shrimpgate, her snapchat rants, people complaining about Becky being a zombie driving her around - these things piss off viewers, and they say so, and she addresses them because if they get pissed off enough, they may leave and not come back, despite what she thinks. She moves on very easily from things. Let's take dear old mom's visit. She came, stayed a bit, then left. Has Big Al discussed her since then? Not in any major way. As soon as whatever it is gets out of her face, it's mentioned briefly or not at all.

Anyhow, she's a fat fuck who needs to grow up, but we knew that.
 
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