🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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KiwiKunt!! said:
Wouldn't all seat belts have to be a standard size?
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Generally, yes. The seat belts (at least the ones manufactured in the 2000’s) can accommodate people in the 95-99% percentile of size. Meaning, Amber was out of that range for a long time. She could of purchased an extender, but research shows it doesn’t do much (as if we needed research. At her size, a small 20 mph fender bender could actually cause her severe trauma. God only knows what would happen if she got into a 50 mph crash. It might end up on a gore channel.)
Interesting seat belt data
 
krazy orange cat said:
would think Amber and Becky would be easy targets to rob.
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I feel the opposite tbh, they are so huge that robbing amber would create a huge scene compared to robbing someone like a small woman or man, everyone is looking at her constantly when she leaves the house, so shes a huge red flag, you would be being looked at by everyone if you were up beside amber or around her. Its like attacking the death star, ppl are gonna notice and some white knight would try save the day.
 
barbiegirl said:
I feel the opposite tbh, they are so huge that robbing amber would create a huge scene compared to robbing someone like a small woman or man, everyone is looking at her constantly when she leaves the house, so shes a huge red flag, you would be being looked at by everyone if you were up beside amber or around her. Its like attacking the death star, ppl are gonna notice and some white knight would try save the day.
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Come on now, with the shit that comes out of her mouth and how she undoubtedly smells, you're optimistic to think there'd be a white knight. It's Kentucky, everyone'd probably turn a blind eye. OR the superhero gets shot in the guts.
 
barbiegirl said:
I feel the opposite tbh, they are so huge that robbing amber would create a huge scene compared to robbing someone like a small woman or man, everyone is looking at her constantly when she leaves the house, so shes a huge red flag, you would be being looked at by everyone if you were up beside amber or around her. Its like attacking the death star, ppl are gonna notice and some white knight would try save the day.
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It is most likely that she will be a victim of a snatch and grab, probably when she leaves a restaurant or a store. She is easy prey and the thief would not have realized that he hit the jackpot.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
It is most likely that she will be a victim of a snatch and grab, probably when she leaves a restaurant or a store. She is easy prey and the thief would not have realized that he hit the jackpot.
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True. She’s so white trash looking, he would’ve been surprised she’d have anything more than loose change.
 
keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
Damn, the ancient Romans were right when they theorized that in lesbian couples the "dominant" partner's clit would turn into a pseudopenis for penetration
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If it was the dominant partner it would be Amber with the huge shlang - and now she is going to go through a medically induced menopause she is going to be a titan
 
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DeathFat420 said:
Hammy went to Cheesecake with the boys.

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I feel sorry for the poor waitstaff. Imagine working at a shitty chain restaurant during a pandemic: miserable, risking your health, and masked all day. This beast waddles in huffing and puffing, so grotesque it doesn't even fit in a chair. Stuffing itself with cheap greasy reheated apps and carb piles in between trips to Target and Wommart where its meaty paw fondles every shiny and bright knick knack it can get its scooter close enough to reach out for like a toddler in a shopping cart.
 
Lol lardass knows she tucked that belt.
It hasn't fit her fatass for years and certainly doesn't now.

Who is she trying to fool? Just like she cheats the scales.

Bitch is the most delusional I've ever seen.
 
krazy orange cat said:
Too bad she's not capable of taking a selfie without using a filter that can't accommodate her fat face. Or is it the new trend to have the ear piece jabbing into your cheek?
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Maybe I don't do social media right but it rubs me a wrong/weird way when someone put like poop emoji (or those weird ass eye emojis on Ricky?) on friends, but when taking selfie they will take the longest time, try all filters and angles to make themselves look good (impossible with AL tho)
 
The glasses don't make her look any more intelligent, especially with the arms stabbing her cheeks like that.
 
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