🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fascist Ferret said:
In an old video from amberlynn, about three years ago, she said that she couldnt be vegan because being vegan means that you can't use tampons:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KnjWr_j99Fc
That would heavily imply that she does use tampons, no?

Kind of funny how penetration wasn't so scary then - when she wasnt making excuses for not going to the gyno for pity points.

And I'm sure others remember how she and destiny posted raunchy snapchats and talked about how destiny could only fit a pinky into amberlynn's dainty period hole. 🙃

@Twinkie ,could you upload an archive?
I'LL NEVER BE A VEGAN!!!!.mp4
muh hymen
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She said on some Q&A around the time of the Lexington long weekend that she had never used tampons
 
Fascist Ferret said:
That would heavily imply that she does use tampons, no?
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KiwiKunt said:
She said on some Q&A around the time of the Lexington long weekend that she had never used tampons
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She definitely implied that she uses them, otherwise what does it matter if they're not vegan, but she didn't actually say that she uses them.

She might have been trying to reach for a non-food based excuse for not going vegan that would avoid pissing off any of her vegan followers too badly.
 
Cutlass Supreme said:
I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.
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ADHD said:
She definitely implied that she uses them, otherwise what does it matter if they're not vegan, but she didn't actually say that she uses them.

She might have been trying to reach for a non-food based excuse for not going vegan that would avoid pissing off any of her vegan followers too badly.
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It is the usual blurb excuse when people pretend they would go vegan 'but..; - Just say you like meat too much to give it up, it's not a crime. You don't have to defend your lifestyle choices

Cutlass Supreme said:
I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.
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Now I am thinking of the Destiny era soup mug she Re-bought in the controversial Walmart haul that Roger spazzed out about
 
Amberlynn left the cancer facebook group, seems she knows it's been leaked she's there.
But she has a person posting her questions for her

(Sorry for the screenshots in spanish)

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MissDrama said:
Amberlynn left the cancer facebook group, seems she knows it's been leaked she's there.
But she has a person posting her questions for her

(Sorry for the screenshots in spanish)

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Yeah, makes sense...leave a group because you've been outed due to you using your name but then get someone to post on your behalf mentioning your name. smh.

Got a medical question whilst, supposedly, in hospital? Go straight to FB as it seems there are no other cancer support groups on the web where you can post anon...a real bind when there is no medical staff overseeing your care you can ask.
 
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Covfefe said:
Or Amber left because she knew it was leaked and some tard popped in to LARP as Amber's envoy.

Anyway, assuming this is legit: Amber "did amazing" for not croaking on the table does sound like something she'd say. No credit to the team of medical professionals who had to cave-dive through Crisco Canyon to rip out her infested womb. It was AMBER who "did amazeen".
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LARP?
 
Buttfuck McGee Returns said:
If hamber did get the surgery; right now she is in an immense amount of pain and fully realising that her entire life of ignoring her own body has led her to this moment, unable to leave the hospital bed/recliner, knowing there is a good chance that her cancer is too far gone to treat because she ignored her bleeding crotch for two years.
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no gorl it's all swelleeng
 
Okay, wait wait. I may be an idiot or drunk off the allowable quarantine wine before Happy Hour but what the hell does being vegan have to do with tampons? There are so many alternatives for that, I'm literally grasping at straws for that to make sense. My guess, based off those DISGUSTING pictures she posted pre-cancer, is that she's either really having something crazy going on or she's wearing nothing. My guess is that she doesn't even wear underwear at this point because I'm certainly not convinced that she's had surgery. A surgery, and they can do that type of surgery with some fairly small incisions though I don't know how it would work with someone at her size, would have her laying down for at least a DAY.
 
I'm pretty sure she goes commando, we've seen small holes in her layggings, but has anyone ever spotted a pantyline?

Unless she wears a thong(:_(
 
twi1992 said:
Okay, wait wait. I may be an idiot or drunk off the allowable quarantine wine before Happy Hour but what the hell does being vegan have to do with tampons? There are so many alternatives for that, I'm literally grasping at straws for that to make sense. My guess, based off those DISGUSTING pictures she posted pre-cancer, is that she's either really having something crazy going on or she's wearing nothing. My guess is that she doesn't even wear underwear at this point because I'm certainly not convinced that she's had surgery. A surgery, and they can do that type of surgery with some fairly small incisions though I don't know how it would work with someone at her size, would have her laying down for at least a DAY.
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That video is from 2016, her bit about tampons not being vegan has nothing to do with her current issues with her period hole. And I really think she was just grasping at straws for reasons to say she wouldn't ever be vegan that didn't include "I don't want to give up animal food products".
 
One possible interpretation - she's trying to make herself relatable in that group?
 
SnarlieNarlie said:
I can totally see Amber having planned her FB hysterectomy/uterine cancer support group posts being leaked as an alibi to boost up the credibility of her alleged cancer diagnosis esp now when it might fall apart soon when she blanks out on showing any solid proof of the hysterectomy having taken place. It is too suspicious how she made sure everyone knew she is looking for support in an online support group. She used the exact same wording "balling my eyes out" over the stories she read and what not. Would you do that if you were looking for other people's advice on intimate questions concerning your current severe health issues? You can easily make a new FB account and ask anything you really want without people knowing it is Amber. Of course people immediately looked up groups on this topic on FB and sneaked in and just put her name into the search bar to see whether she pops up. I am surely no advanced KF sherlock yet but even I had the idea to do that. thanks you guiiize for saving me the time and effort.

Edit: And why has she already left the group that she said is so supportive when you would think she would need this support now the most?!
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She's always "balling her eyes out" over something - "cancer", movies, books, Norma's actual cancer, etc. Her problem is that as much as she tries, she cannot escape the essence of who she is at her core. No matter how clever she thinks herself to be, or how many times she believes she has dinged someone or a group of someones and scored some kind of odd point, or, using her her sock accounts, tries to defend herself as a third party, or rationalize some shitty behavior, the black, empty, energy-sucking hole that exists where her moral center should be will always show itself.

TL;DR: she'd make a terrible poker player because she's incapable of hiding her tell.
 
Cutlass Supreme said:
I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.
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Just when I thought I couldn't have more disgust for her, I learn that she free bleeds..........

so she bleeds heavily for like 2 years but does not use tampons, pads, or cups so does she just.....sit in the bathtub or sit in their inflatable pool when she does (is there fan art of this)???

"I feel like her underwear will be a mistery for a good few years now just like with her bra."

I thought she does not wear underwear because none would fit and that is the reason she wears those nasty leggings 24/7
 
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