🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[kiwirevolving]

There's no way she lost weight in these last 3 weeks. You can look at her And see she's gained.
Pap smear gyno probably recommended a hysterectomy and told her to try and drop weight. Well she hasn't.
Her being a self pay- she would have had to come up with a deposit. I know this for a fact. It may have been 10% . I totally see her telling herself she will do it later.
The utter pain she would have been in after anesthesia wore off would have been brutal. We know she was replying and shit(which she later erased) the night of surgery.
She would have not been in the state of mind and been in too much pain to be on her phone.
Anyone who's experienced a major surgery knows how it feels afterwards. She would be in serious pain for at least a good week.
Now notice she's laid off posting because she knows we are on to her.

You only have to look at her food hauls to see that she's not losing weight, same old high carb highly processed crap she gets.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

AL is stupid as fuck, but not stupid enough to NOT know that lying about something so serious is not a great idea. People always figure it out and the backlash is going to be unlike anything she's ever experienced. She got away with lying about her aunt hating her for no reason, Kasey having raped her, the GoFraudMe etc. but she is not going to recover from lying about having cancer while her girlfriend's mother is dying from it. That's just beyond shitty.

Ever lived with a narcissist and pathological liar? They don't have to be a genius/stupid to make up bullshit stories. It's just who they are.

If she is making it up, I find it odd that Becks doesn't care, and that she admitted to having a kind of cancer that is heavily tied to obesity. I think every single deathfat on YouTube has some kind of uterine issue and that is very telling. Compare that to how she is vehemently denying to have the beetus although she has visible dark spots on her skin and even her cat scratches take months to heal. Nobody would feel sorry for her if she admitted to it, because diabetes is so heavily associated with a shit lifestyle, and she doesn't want to hear that she destroyed herself. For someone who is so adamant on being healthy just big, it seems odd to make up illnesses. That's just inviting people to shame her for her shit decisionmaking, which is something she obviously does not want to hear/accept.

Becky doesn't care as long as she doesn't have to get a real job, apparently. She's stayed in the game this long, through Big Al's other idiocy, what's one more story, as long as that coin rolls in?

At this point treating her cancer is probably futile. Chemo won't have any effect, they can't even do any scans to see how far the cancer has spread, and if they take a risk and operate on her, she'll be a huge death/infection risk. Uterine cancer is relatively harmless and her morbid obesity would kill her way before the cancer anyways. Maybe in the beginning some doctors were willing to humor her by letting her decide if she'd like to have surgery, considering that she's still fairly young and maybe the fucking cancer diagnosis was enough to scare her straight and turn her life around, but if she showed up to the clinic even fatter than before, it would be more than obvious that there is no point in taking the risk and cut her open. If she can't comply with "eat a salad bitch", there is no way she would be able to follow aftercare instructions. If she was responding to comments and telling people to post on Facebook for her right after her supposed surgery, there is no way she really was operated on the 15th, that's for sure.

Which is one reason among many I don't believe her stories. There's no harm in waiting for her to lose weight (ha) if it's uterine cancer, considering how slowly it grows. Sure, the possible involvement in the lymph "noids" is a thing, but if it's that concerning, then doing another scan a few weeks later, after she's lost weight (ha) would be informative. The entire story stinks.

The rumor about E&R being pill heads is poor bullshit. E&R started moving out wayyyy before A&B even started considering packing their stuff. If you want to move away from junkie roommates you move out FIRST, not wait for them to get sick of your shit. E&R clearly moved because they were done.

I agree with this. Big Al with her "we started looking months ago, we told the landlord" is just more of her bullshit. One, no, you didn't, you lazy fucking whale, and two, wtf would the landlord care wtf you're doing when you're not on the lease? She was forced to act because the boys nutted up and started moving out. None of the moving was her decision. And we all know how much she likes *that*.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I'm thinking

If she gains weight from sitting in the car for too long because gets swollen...

Does that mean she'll also gain weight when she'll be FUCKING DEAD because of her coffin?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I agree with this. Big Al with her "we started looking months ago, we told the landlord" is just more of her bullshit. One, no, you didn't, you lazy fucking whale, and two, wtf would the landlord care wtf you're doing when you're not on the lease? She was forced to act because the boys nutted up and started moving out. None of the moving was her decision. And we all know how much she likes *that*.

Proof is in the pudding, gorlfriend. Absolutely agree. The boyz were already long gone and it was pretty damned obvious. Hamber doesn't do anything as life-changing as moving unless she's absolutely FORCED to do it. So any fairy tale she tries to spin about "looking for months" is an absolute pile of dispecktful horse shit.

 

[Bananasaurus]

Ever lived with a narcissist and pathological liar? They don't have to be a genius/stupid to make up bullshit stories. It's just who they are.

Spontaneously telling dumb lies for attention is one thing, but lying on YouTube is an entirely different story. You get an idea, you sit down and film what you want to film, maybe even do a couple of different takes, edit it all together, and even then you still have time to think about whether you really want to post it. Even when people started asking her unpleasant questions about stuff she had no idea about or blamed her for ruining her own health, she still could have taken the easy way out by saying omg u guise, turns out I only had a few precancerous cells, I totally panicked and wasn't processing what I was told. And people would have totally bought it because stuff like that happens alllll the time, even to people who are not dumb as bricks.

Becky doesn't care as long as she doesn't have to get a real job, apparently. She's stayed in the game this long, through Big Al's other idiocy, what's one more story, as long as that coin rolls in?

Having to wipe and hose down your massive gorlfran in exchange for a free ride in life is somewhat understandable (there are people doing that as a full time job for WAY less money), but seeing your own primary caregiver waste away before your eyes, and then having said gorlfran waltz in and say hey, this seems like an awesome way to make a quick buck, I will pretend to have this too, is really really fucked up. I know we all like to joke about Becky being too doped up to care about anything, but I doubt even Zombecky would sink that low. Very very few people would NOT punch Amber in the jaws for even suggesting something like that, leave alone actively participating in this kind of fuckery.

Which is one reason among many I don't believe her stories. There's no harm in waiting for her to lose weight (ha) if it's uterine cancer, considering how slowly it grows. Sure, the possible involvement in the lymph "noids" is a thing, but if it's that concerning, then doing another scan a few weeks later, after she's lost weight (ha) would be informative. The entire story stinks.

I agree that Amber seems to have no fucking idea what's going on, but then again, she has the emotional maturity of a stunted 10 year-old, and there is no way she would be able to cope with being seriously ill. Can't speak from experience, but I can imagine that getting treatment for cancer at 500lbs involves hearing lots of uncomfortable truths. Amber can't even handle being told by her viewers that she caused her own health problems, even after she herself has admitted to just that. There is no way she'd be able to handle hearing "We can't do chemo because you're too fat. We can't do an MRI because you're too fat. We can't operate on you because you're too fat. You did this to yourself because you're fat. If you want to live stop being so fat." coming from one specialist after the other, she'd just switch off and have a meltdown. Dealing with serious illness requires lots of adulting and there is no way Toddlerlynn would be able to handle that. She doesn't even have enough brainpower to be able to remember that her Bilirubin levels are elevated. To her it's just some random protein that starts with a B.
It seems that the risks for any cancer treatment would far outweigh the benefits, but who knows what's really going on. She seems far too chipper for just having undergone a hysterectomy, but I also doubt she got WLS because that would require her to lose some weight beforehand.

 

[FrozenJade]

"Bleeding" doesn't necessarily mean profusely. That's not how menstruation works. It could be that she was consistently spotting etc but not having the discharge you see during menstrual cycles.

Sorry should have been clearer, I know she does not bleed daily for 2 years, not even DoctorLynn could have wrote that off as normal.

What she told us was that she bleeds heavily sporadically for the past 2 years. Did she not say she stood in the tub for an hour because it was so heavy and her periods have been irregular? She wrote this off as a result of her being a HULTHY BUT BIG girl

In the meantime, I found this pic of MamaMeth and boy I see where ALR gets her style from lmaoooo

 

[KiwiKunt]

Holy crap! That is the most dangerous, idiotic, drivel this cow has come up with. I honestly hate her sometimes. (Referring to the yt clip of Alr telling her audience about a person who beat bone cancer by going vegan)

She will have to be on a protein rich diet for healing

Sorry should have been clearer, I know she does not bleed daily for 2 years, not even DoctorLynn could have wrote that off as normal.

What she told us was that she bleeds heavily sporadically for the past 2 years. Did she not say she stood in the tub for an hour because it was so heavy and her periods have been irregular? She wrote this off as a result of her being a HULTHY BUT BIG girl

In the meantime, I found this pic of MamaMeth and boy I see where ALR gets her style from lmaoooo
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Wow that smokers upper lip is more corrugated than the roof of the shack she lives in back in Oklahoma

 

[FrozenJade]

Wow that smokers upper lip is more corrugated than the roof the shack she lives in back in Oklahoma

lmfaooooo what gets me is the lashes, and even with a heavily filter the upper lip wrinkles are still so deep lmfao. She really shouldn't be duckfacing as a 50+ year old.....

 

[Moonpie]

Sorry should have been clearer, I know she does not bleed daily for 2 years, not even DoctorLynn could have wrote that off as normal.

What she told us was that she bleeds heavily sporadically for the past 2 years. Did she not say she stood in the tub for an hour because it was so heavy and her periods have been irregular? She wrote this off as a result of her being a HULTHY BUT BIG girl

In the meantime, I found this pic of MamaMeth and boy I see where ALR gets her style from lmaoooo
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Well we know where she got those ugly thin lips.
Kayooote smoking lines there, Mamameth!

 

[KiwiKunt]

lmfaooooo what gets me is the lashes, and even with a heavily filter the upper lip wrinkles are still so deep lmfao. She really shouldn't be duckfacing as a 50+ year old.....

She is a emotionally arrested as Amber - Her daughter is in hospital after having life saving surgery - and she shamelessly posts this picture she took whilst in Amber's den -

Waiting for the 'people think we are sisters' bullshit -

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Somebody needs to tell her that Duck Lips look especially stupid when you're old enough to have upper lip wrinkles.

 

[KiwiKunt]

Somebody needs to tell her that Duck Lips look especially stupid when you're old enough to have upper lip wrinkles.

,,,, and the overhead selfie to give you a jawline and makes you look slimmer - that is how high a teen girl does it - make it subtle - you need the phone just above eyeline so you get the effect without it being obvious

 

[ADHD]

,,,, and the overhead selfie to give you a jawline and makes you look slimmer - that is how high a teen girl does it - make it subtle - you need the phone just above eyeline so you get the effect without it being obvious

If she's going to do overhead selfies she needs to color her roots.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

If she's going to do overhead selfies she needs to color her roots.

And exclude those arms.

Poor mamalynn, not even the filter was strong enough to blur that nasty wrinkled lip.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This begs the question: what kind of mother posts an ugly selfie with a face that most genZ have stopped doing while her daughter is *supposedly* recovering from surgery? I don't know man, even if I am helping a friend who is going through cancer, I wouldn't be posting pics of myself looking happy and carefree, but then again I was never an abusive meth addict.

That picture was taken inside the fag shanty before Amber moved. It was pre-surgery, not post. What do you expect her to do while her daughter is *supposedly* recovering from surgery? Read Plato's Rebublic? She's digging through the couch cushions for coins and making mental notes on what she can pawn between uploading selfies she took weeks ago. Also, you're using "begging the question" incorrectly. Stop.

(hey Amber, if you are reading this, let us catch you lying about cancer you useless fucking whale, shrimpgate is NOTHING once we do)

lol calm down

eta: JFC with the goddamn fupa truthers up in here.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Archive at the request of @Fascist Ferret since there are no others and Amber deleted this video from her channel.

IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP - I WAS RAPED

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Archive at the request of @Fascist Ferret since there are no others and Amber deleted this video from her channel.

IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP - I WAS RAPED

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5mZMpiAaWFI
y2mate.com - DELETED VIDEO_ AMBERLYNNREID IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP - I WAS RAPED_5mZMpiAaWFI...mp4

She also says that her father basically beat the fuck out of her mother all throughout her childhood... yikes

 

[peach tea]

Sorry should have been clearer, I know she does not bleed daily for 2 years, not even DoctorLynn could have wrote that off as normal.

What she told us was that she bleeds heavily sporadically for the past 2 years. Did she not say she stood in the tub for an hour because it was so heavy and her periods have been irregular? She wrote this off as a result of her being a HULTHY BUT BIG girl

In the meantime, I found this pic of MamaMeth and boy I see where ALR gets her style from lmaoooo
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Lmaooooo I made a comment in one of the other threads about how amber is still doing duck face so this is particularly funny. They’re both still mentally 15 years behind where they should be. And is that a hardwood floor in a room with wood paneling from the 70s?

lmfaooooo what gets me is the lashes, and even with a heavily filter the upper lip wrinkles are still so deep lmfao. She really shouldn't be duckfacing as a 50+ year old.....

You know Al thought those lashes were the most gorgeous things she’s ever seen. The only two people on the earth that would think those look good are a meth head and the meth head’s daughter that desperately wants approval. Lashes are one thing, but those look like they’re supposed to go with a costume or stage makeup so people in the back row of a theatre can see them. And they look like they’re caked in mascara. I can’t stop thinking about how she probably reuses the same pair over and over, caking them in cheap mascara every time. Her eyes are probably stye city.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I wonder if Mamameth borrowed the crusty lashes Amber had been wearing with her Evita cosplay.

 

[ethical]

You know Al thought those lashes were the most gorgeous things she’s ever seen. The only two people on the earth that would think those look good are a meth head and the meth head’s daughter that desperately wants approval. Lashes are one thing, but those look like they’re supposed to go with a costume or stage makeup so people in the back row of a theatre can see them. And they look like they’re caked in mascara. I can’t stop thinking about how she probably reuses the same pair over and over, caking them in cheap mascara every time. Her eyes are probably stye city.

cis girls often borrow makeup tips from drag queens without understanding how to tone them down for a regular day-to-day look so they end up looking like drag queens while they scoot around walmart touching everything