🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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JambledUpWords said:
She brags about the oddest things. I get that public school isn’t exactly the best fit for everyone, but blowing everything off is a bad idea. Does she think she’s some great philosopher for ditching school to smoke and drink? I guess with that attitude she had when she was younger, it makes sense of why she has put on so much weight despite “attempts” at weight loss.
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Agree. She does everything with the least amount of effort. Look at her cooking; no recipe, no measuring of ingredients, no semblance of portion. Same with her poetry, just putting words together hoping it makes somewhat sense. She is acting like a 10 year old child who gets a star or a complement each time she does her homework or class work, and then get churlish when not everyone praises her for the little effort she makes.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Agree. She does everything with the least amount of effort. Look at her cooking; no recipe, no measuring of ingredients, no semblance of portion. Same with her poetry, just putting words together hoping it makes somewhat sense. She is acting like a 10 year old child who gets a star or a complement each time she does her homework or class work, and then get churlish when not everyone praises her for the little effort she makes.
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Her soups freak me out. Olives and artichoke hearts in soups! She just throws whatever in to get her good and full.
Yuck!
 
Moonpie said:
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Her soups freak me out. Olives and artichoke hearts in soups! She just throws whatever in to get her good and full.
Yuck!
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Not to mention liquid aminos, soy sauce, rice, and potatoes. Al, like the cow she is, likes having salt licks disguised as soup.
 
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There once was a deathfat named Amberlynn
That looked like she had bugs crawling under her skin
She was quite crass as all beheld her shelf ass
And the awful creature that lived within.

I is a fucking poet!!!!!
 
Being an oldfag I'll remind you all that MySpace had a limit of 5000 friends.

GeorgiaGuidestones said:
I wonder why she won’t go live and answer all these questions. You’d think she would considering she needs money and the super chats are quick and easy cash. 🤔
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If she went live , these would not be the softball questions she'd receive 😁
 
There once was a fat bitch called Amber.
Who did nothing but pander.
her career was dead,
‘because she showed no laaayyyygggs.

I’m now a professional poet.
 
I wish she would fucking stop, just talk to your girlfriend. There are people living isolated and alone coping way stronger than this attention whore.
 
There's gonna be a "ur fat go dye" squeezed in there so Amber can demonstrate her unfailing empathy and compassion towards haydurs with a "I hope you find happiness someday." It's the same old shit with her and she only answers the same old questions.
 
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94387087_563737897891700_7845739519995279776_n.jpg Hahaha like of course she has they carry edible underwear 😂 😂 😂
95092490_229132758411253_2742804298193786094_n.jpg Your snakebites and nose piercings didn't involve needles?
 
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Lmao. "Yeah, haha, it was a typo" wasn't a valid response for Insecurelynn. Nope, she has to educate everyone on archaic word usage. How lucky she was that the option existed, otherwise she'd have to strain her tiny brain to find a way to make a court order somehow apply. Because, you see, Geniuslynn can never ever EVER be wrong. About anything! But it's not a lie! She doesn't lie! She especially doesn't lie to save her humongous face!

She's seriously stupid, this one. And barely literate. I'm glad she's also too lazy to do anything but dance for us (metaphorically, of course -- I've seen her actually "dance". Yikes).
 
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View attachment 1255472 Hahaha like of course she has they carry edible underwear 😂 😂 😂
View attachment 1255474Your snakebites and nose piercings didn't involve needles?
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"Past tense of the word write"....yeah, no asshole. Your knowledge of your native language, archaic or otherwise, is nonexistent. Here's something you may understand--Fuck off with your condescending bullshit; there are mealworms with a better understanding of English than you.
 
For someone who said not too long ago that she eats meat literally every day (didn't she say that in an instagram q&a too?) she sure loves talking about veganism and going vegetarian. This bitch doesn't even have the ability to restrain herself from eating unnecessary junkfood, how does she expect to succeed with a vegetarian diet? Also going vegetarian means no more orange chicken
 
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