🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JaneThough]

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She can't even understand the definition up there of writ.

 

[Punkinsplice]

She can't even understand the definition up there of writ.

Past tense is "wrote". She doesn't even know what a past participle is. I can't find the SS where she used the (wrong) word (lol), but I don't think it was in past participle form.

 

[This Bitch Is Me?]

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Sure, Jan. Notice that she can't even name one.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Sure, Jan. Notice that she can't even name one.

Ask her what her favorite food is an see how vague she is then

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Past tense is "wrote". She doesn't even know what a past participle is. I can't find the SS where she used the (wrong) word (lol), but I don't think it was in past participle form.

Remember when she tried to tell us "cipher" meant something it didn't? I forget the details, but it was pretty clear she'd used a thesaurus-telephone game to get from her original meaning to "decipher".

It's always dangerous to be the smartest person in the room. In AL's case, it's especially bad given the bar's shthooo low.

 

[ADHD]

This was posted at 9:41 AM EDT (Amber's time zone). What do the rest of you gorls think: she just woke up or she hasn't been to bed yet?

 

[FatalTater]

Ask me stuff? Okay #Amberlynn.

What's the capital of Uruguay?
If you mix blue and red, what color do you get?
Name the 3 branches of the US government.
X = 2+2 Solve for X.

 

[ADHD]

 

[Wit Shoes]

Cleaning??! Like Whuuuuuuuuuttttt?
Start by tossing out that last haul of Torrid clothes that don't fit you and are abominably ugly.

While you're cleeeenin', grab that stack of planners and organizers you bought in December and toss them, too. Obviously you're not using them.

 

[Wonky Eye]

I don't remember rolling my eyes harder than when I read her insta q&a these last days

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

christ, for someone who thinks this one life is it for our existence she sure is living large and making the most of it.

 

[#1DeathFat]

Thanks so much to you and your sloppy titties Hammy!

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she looks like she's been dead for three days after suffocating from the weight of her own chest fat! fuck!

 

[edibleBulimia]

unrelated but a wild amberlynn appeared in my stories feed today..

note that the music choosen was made by another fat cow

 

[Moonpie]

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She better reconsider that afterlife situation
It's coming to her real quick.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yeah... that looks like the late Victorian, early Edwardian period coffin photos many families had done. I'll add that many of the corpses looked MUCH healthier.

 

[Dragon Lady]

 

[JambledUpWords]

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At the rate Al is going, she won’t age that much, but she’ll certainly die.

 

[Moonpie]

Kind of weird not believing in ghosts when she watches horror movies all the time.

 

[Twinkie]

One of my favorite Amberisms, and I don't remember the exact quote or where/when she said this, was when she revealed that she doesn't believe in ghosts, but is terrified of ghosts.