🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lawd, forgiveth all mine iniquities and tism.

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Call me a haydur but visiting a recovering cancer patient during a pandemic, even before official guidelines were put in place, seems unnecessarily risky and stupid. Becky is the one making all the shopping trips, touching all the bullshit, bringing it home, and then they both go visit Norma? Did she forget Facetime exists, or is that reserved for ten-minute content bombs with Destiny?
 
Aldora said:
Thats assuming any of that happened, to me all those "accomplishments" get filed along with her "I went to college to study law and I fought so hard to get straight A's" in the recycle bin.
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It must be an impressive level of delusion to think that mild accomplishments that pretty well every child receives from time to time in primary school morph into world class achievements that need to be repeated ad-nauseum 20 years later.
 
iLoveDoe said:
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I literally can't tell which is the "before" and which is the "after"

And teehee, she "forgot" to update her weight loss IG

Edit: No you don't, lol

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"I'm not self-absorbed, it's my JOB'S fault that I talk about me, that's my JOB!"

Barring the idea that she's not contracted to youtube and she could totally get another job, there are millions of channels that are not about the creator at all.

If she didn't want to vlog she could craft... Oh wait she's not artistic. She could film nature wal... Nevermind. She could review books... If her reading comprehension wasn't 0.

Ok, maybe Amber's only salable skill is being a fat cunt... Huh.
 
"norma really needed us"? LOL

becky, maybe, but i don't think anyone really neeeeds a reeking, leaking, quarter-ton shrieking woman around.

if becky not being able to visit her (hateful, lying) mother for a while is that heartbreaking to watch i can't imagine how sad amber will be knowing she gave her future MIL the 'rona from this absolutely necessary visit. if this was 6 weeks ago the odds are good that rickie had already been exposed at work and was exposing the household to it as well.
 
C3PBRO said:
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Call me a haydur but visiting a recovering cancer patient during a pandemic, even before official guidelines were put in place, seems unnecessarily risky and stupid. Becky is the one making all the shopping trips, touching all the bullshit, bringing it home, and then they both go visit Norma? Did she forget Facetime exists, or is that reserved for ten-minute content bombs with Destiny?
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And keep in mind Hamberlynn also lives in the same house with someone that already had a few cases confirmed at his workplace

Isn't that great?

The tub of l*rd needs to go wherever Necky goes, if she's left alone for more than six hours she starts getting all depressed that her caretaker is away who can't wipe her ass and then the binge monster comes out. And she said in the past that she doesn't go to visit Norma w Becky because she has nowhere to live. So which is which, Hamberlynn?

Anyways, more lahs from her who likes to act all innocent and thinks she's cute when she acts like she doesn't know anything

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Not morbidly obese anymore, just obese

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She might feel more confident with Snapchat filters and stupid faces but people who genuinely think they're ugly don't post pictures of themselves on social media at all, let alone at the rate she does. I love how one major facet of her narcissism is trying to convince everybody that she thinks she's revolting while at the same time recording her disgusting physical form for a living with no trouble. And also the endless sperging about how she cries over everything that is even mildly touching or sad- yes Amber, we know it's a TV trope for women to cry at ASPCA commercials when they're menstruating but you cannot hide your shelf-assed ego and lack of emotional intelligence behind such a flimsy excuse. Amber is convinced she is a master manipulator but her skills are more akin to those of the idiots from To Catch A Predator than those of Bernie Madoff.
 
Big Al thinks she's extremely hot shit. Just a "bigger gorl" with a beautiful face. All this "I think I'm sooo ugly" bullshit is solely to garner sympathy...I really hope no one's buying it.
 
Even if Kentucky was still allowing gatherings of 8 or less at the time of their visit with Norma, I’m sure everyone who was older or immune compromised was being told to stay home & away from others. That’s one of the things that’s been repeated for months now everywhere so that “they were allowing 8 or less people” still a crap excuse to go visit Becky’s mom.
Literally all they have to do is sit on their asses at home but even that’s too hard for them to comprehend.
 
Not to mention any of the grifter hicks at the gathering could have been carrying the virus and not showing symptoms.
This fattie lies so much. Who knows if she actually went.
 
Gorlax said:
Seeing yourself as ugly is one thing and certainly subjective but if you’re fat maybe you SHOULD feel like you’re fat? Yknow...acknowledge your weight problem and work on it instead of using filters to hide oh who am I kidding—
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She sits on her ass all day, of course she doesn't realize how fucking fat she actually is

Look how many of her videos are her sitting down, the only ones that aren't are the ones where she shows off the crap she got from Wolmort or when she cooks one of her slops, but I guarantee you she only does this shit for the camera

One thing we have to keep in mind is how much this bitch lies about even the smallest things possible

So, if she says that she doesn't sit while cooking anymore, you have to take that shit with a grain kilogram of salt
 
Of course she doesn't understand the extent of her obesity. The only women she regularly associates with are heffers themselves. She probably thinks Becky's looking pretty svelte.

Even on the rare occasion she goes out, isn't the obesity percent in Kentucky in the 30s? Amazingly enough, I don't think she stands out too severely.
 
  • Al snacks all the time, her weight is no lah
  • By researching the virus, she means two minute google searches
  • She’s been overweight her whole life, so being fat is all she knows
  • Al and Becky still don’t have chemistry
  • Al loves the mean comments because she can self victimize better
Tl;dr Gorl is still a lah
 
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Have either of these women been in a relationship before?

I'm asking because neither of them know how to fucking kiss properly, they both just keep their lips closed and touch it against each other's for a bit

And ice cream sandwiches?Where'd she get those from? Hmmm...

Didn't expect her to get the Oblivion reference, but still hilarious
 
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Does anybody else find it painfully eye rolling how many “awakenings” all the fatties have a year. How many times can you give the spiel of “I was blind now I see” before you understand you’ve given this speech copy and paste before.
 
iLoveDoe said:
Have either of these women been in a relationship before?

I'm asking because neither of them know how to fucking kiss properly, they both just keep their lips closed and touch it against each other's for a bit

And ice cream sandwiches?Where'd she get those from? Hmmm...

Didn't expect her to get the Oblivion reference, but still hilarious
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becky is trying not to breathe in the delicious scent of body ass grease and Reeses
 
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