🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That 'poem'. The first 2 lines would work as opening lines to 10 cent churned out detective novels in the 50s & 60s. The only kernel of truth in that entire written piece is the fact that she mentions she lies - three times. Yup, that she does.
 
Maybe Amber is revving up to release her own book of poetry, like Trisha Paytas did?!

Think of the profit opportunities!

She could even use the template that D/D used for her picture book of herself. She could just insert the poems on alternate pages from photos of her face.
 
Boy she sure is cunty lately. If I were with a woman who constantly bemoaned about how lonely she was, I would totally bail. Her girlfriend is never more than 6ft away from her. If she's lonely talk to her. Don't write fucking "poems" about it. Jesus Christ, face your problems or stop talking about them. No one gives two shits about you. You're a terrible person, and if you won't help yourself why should we care?
 
It truly shocks me just how immature and incapable Amberlynn is of being a fucking functional adult. Anyone with an adult checking account can usually use their debit card and withdraw money until their account is at $0 unless they place a maximum on their account voluntarily. If that particular bank does place a mandatory spending limit on your checking account or tracks your typical spending habits to protect your money, you can simply call the bank when they halt a large purchase and make sure they know it was really you. And Amberlynn, LV bags are available online. If you have so much money, why don’t you prove it gorl?

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This is not the legs we're looking for, Amber.
No One Cares said:
Boy she sure is cunty lately. If I were with a woman who constantly bemoaned about how lonely she was, I would totally bail. Her girlfriend is never more than 6ft away from her. If she's lonely talk to her. Don't write fucking "poems" about it. Jesus Christ, face your problems or stop talking about them. No one gives two shits about you. You're a terrible person, and if you won't help yourself why should we care?
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Bold of you to assume Becky cares enough to look at what Amber whines about on social media.
 
Come on guys, if amber wasn’t such a lard ass her whole life she would be pretty average looking. She wasn’t the cutest kid and that school picture is unfortunate but as a little one she was just an average, totally unremarkable looking kid you’d see at any given preschool. Not a kid you’d point at and call beautiful OR ugly. Her crackhead parents and horrible personality are what made her ugly and fat.
 
Aldora said:
She was probably a brat and was given food to shut her up.
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Yes. I'm sure she was a manipulative brat growing up. Stealing food. Never cleaning herself. Anyone with common sense would clean yourself if you started smelling. She's at the point she can't reach. There's no way with those t-rex arms.
I doubt Becky gives a fuck. She's in her own world.
 
Jesus Christ even as a child she had a gunt, wtf

Her poetry is not even poetry, it has not rhythm or rhyming couplet, It doesn't even have a structure. Poetry is structured verse.
 
iLoveDoe said:
She's posting a lot of shit on her IG, I selected only a few that I consider that are worth posting here

She's really passive aggressive in all these. Haydurs are living rent free in her head again.
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Becky must be out on an emergency Reese's run, cause our gorl is bored and attention-starved. I especially enjoyed esteemed feminist Amber B. Anthony lecturing that commentor on female empowerment.

Although she did have a point: technically her boobs aren't hanging out in all her pics. It might appear so to the untrained eye, but that's just chest fat cleverly smashed together. Everyone knows her actual boobs rest somewhere atop her upper fupa. Or 4th stomach... I haven't quite figured out the intricate and complicated bovine anatomy that all the various bulges represent.
 
She's so starved for attention.
She can't resist bragging.
That narc coming out strong fattie.
 
If Amber is desperate for content why doesn't she put out a reaction video to Chantal moving into a new apartment? That's how all the other irrelevant fatties make their YouTube shekels.
 
It wasn't her "realizing' how much she loved writing poetry. IF a teacher decided to give her compliments maybe to boost a poor self esteem - THAT would have been what put a glow on Amber's face. She loved the positive attention & unfortunately has since linked that with poetry.
 
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