🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[marjoram]

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This was not a "contest", fatass, it was an assignment. Nobody "won", teacher prolly just said good job Amber and that was that. Busy work for hyper little 6th grade shits. This sounds just like Amber's stories of being an award winning dancer and choreographer,,,,We've seen roly-poly "little" Amber, the only on stage time she was likely to get was as a boulder in the school play....

 

[Vastly Amused]

This sounds just like Amber's stories of being an award winning dancer and choreographer,,,,We've seen roly-poly "little" Amber, the only on stage time she was likely to get was as a boulder in the school play....

Or her tall tales about playing girl's soccer. No way in hell she would have been able to handle running just to the other end of the field. At least pick a more believable school activity that a fatty could handle.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Or her tall tales about playing girl's soccer. No way in hell she would have been able to handle running just to the other end of the field.

You just know they made her the goalie. Her width would be an asset! There's no way that whale could run the pitch.

 

[Dragon Lady]

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Al was closest to a normal weight as a newborn, it was all downhill from there.

 

[Rokko]

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Omfg, her dad looks like her but with a moustache and wig

 

[mekalekahi]

No one believes you.
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How come in the video where you shame her outfit, you never once talk about a little boy being there? We love a lying descriptive queen.
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Looks EXACTLY like amber with a bowl cut holy shit
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[Moonpie]

Well we know where she got her tree trunk lahgs.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

No one believes you.
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How come in the video where you shame her outfit, you never once talk about a little boy being there? We love a lying descriptive queen.
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Looks EXACTLY like amber with a bowl cut holy shit
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I’m new here, but is the Cheesecake Factory notorious for her? She jumped to that very quickly.

Give it a couple of years and she’ll have that mustache too.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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I’d cry too if my dad looked that disinterested/disgusted with me as a baby.
Anyways pack it up fellas, Amber acknowledges she’s fat so we can’t make fun of her anymore!!

 

[Honzou]

She had soooo many boyfriends you guys. Obese girls is what everyone chases in middle school.

That photo with her dad looks like something from the 70s but that madman looked like that in the early 90s.

 

[marjoram]

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JFC, Amber's sending messages to herself again. We know all yer "tricks", asshole, try not to be so pathetic. Nobody cares! This stupid shit will not revive flagging interest in yer horribly boring channel/life.
And-yeah, that shirt dress story got embellished just like the story of the waitress calling Density a "he" changing to waitress calling Density an "it". I guess since Amber's such an empath she could read the imaginary mother's mind and know what she was thinking....Also, the message where "someone" thanks Big Al for helping her lose weight and calls her a whale and AL responds like freakin' Ghandi--not a dead give away AT ALL, Amber.
Sheesh, she thinks we're dumb.

 

[kiwirevolving]

She had soooo many boyfriends you guys. Obese girls is what everyone chases in middle school.

That photo with her dad looks like something from the 70s but that madman looked like that in the early 90s.

Her bragging about how she gave two guys handjobs in a theater is the most trashy thing she ever said

Nothing is more cringe than deathfats like Hamberlynn having to brag to random people internet about how much pussy or dick they get

Edit: Wow, she's really posting a lot of stories on her IG all day

 

[JambledUpWords]

Her bragging about how she gave two guys handjobs in a theater is the most trashy thing she ever said

Nothing is more cringe than deathfats like Hamberlynn having to brag to random people internet about how much pussy or dick they get

Edit: Wow, she's really posting a lot of stories on her IG all day

I remember when Al bragged about all the boys hitting on her at a Fourth of July party while she was with Dusty.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I literally can't tell which is the "before" and which is the "after"

And teehee, she "forgot" to update her weight loss IG

Edit: No you don't, lol

 

[RandallBoggs]

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>"Do you recommend any good movies?"
>Grown Ups

 

[kiwirevolving]

"Fake beauty. Who cares."

 

[Turd Fergusson]

For someone in such deep depression, she seems to be very active and bubbly on Instagram. If someone never heard of depression, they might think this is the mildest of conditions.

It is strange that this girl was so incredibly talented in primary school playing football, performing in dance recitals, writing poetry, then, nothing. What are her accomplishments in secondary school?

 

[Aldora]

It is strange that this girl was so incredibly talented in primary school playing football, performing in dance recitals, writing poetry, then, nothing. What are her accomplishments in secondary school?

Thats assuming any of that happened, to me all those "accomplishments" get filed along with her "I went to college to study law and I fought so hard to get straight A's" in the recycle bin.

 

[Moonpie]

I don't know why she keeps posting the side by side comparison pics when she looks no different.
The angle is slightly different as well.
Gorl was lying about the 67elbees.