🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Logical Fallacies said:
Part of me wants to see how Amber reacts if she has to deal with real restriction/hunger. This woman hasn't felt real hunger since forever or maybe never. All her hunger is emotional.
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She's gonna have to decide who she can do without. I'm guessing she'll sacrifice Eric first.
 
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Under Young Dumb Honey Bun’s “Read Amberlynn’s Poetry with me Part 2“
 
xoxo_gossipgorl said:
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Under Young Dumb Honey Bun’s “Read Amberlynn’s Poetry with me Part 2“
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Nice try. Amtard. 17, huh? Not sure about ALL of that dreck, but some of them were written just a few years ago. Like- Rain and Petals Eavesdrop? There are dates on that shit. The writing hasn't improved one iota.
So much for being the "best writer I know" and sooo blessed with natural writing "talent". Careful with that backpedaling..if you trip and fall over nobody will ever be able to get you back up...
 
So, Amber thought YDHB looked like someone Miley would sit down to an interview with..... Is that a compliment to YDHB or just another instance of Amber being as dumb as a box of rocks?
 
ADHD said:
So, Amber thought YDHB looked like someone Miley would sit down to an interview with..... Is that a compliment to YDHB or just another instance of Amber being as dumb as a box of rocks?
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Amber IS box of rocks dumb, but she has been crafty as fuck in dealing with the haydur nation. It's probably just base animal cunning on her part and not a conscious course of action, though.

But Dummy Bum must be creaming her size 16s that senpai noticed her.

Point: Amber.
 
So now Krystle has been relegated to her best friend at that time? I doubt she meant that Kristle, her best friend, wanted to read the poetry again at that point in time.
 
Okay so now that we know Amber will click on anything anyone sends her, I suggest either “Fat Acceptance Cringe Comp” disguised as “Ariana Grande Carpool Karaoke”, or “Amberlynn Reid Then VS Now” disguised as “Ten Easy Steps to Lose Weight Without Dieting”.

Seriously, with excuses that r.etarded you’re better off not explaining at all, Hammy. Not even your three fans think you’re oblivious to haydurs when all you do is cry about them.
 
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This is an excerpt from the Scottie bs she wrote. Notice the pairings -Amber/Miley, Krystal/Nena.
Lmao she was well beyond 17 when writing the gibberish hogwash.
 
Not even a generic Krystal, but Krystle. I have never known anyone to use that spelling of the name outside of Amber's ex. The fact that Amber has her paired with Nena makes it pretty clear Amber wrote it after they broke up. I don't know why she thinks anyone would believe she wrote that when she was 17.

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Anxious about what?? Did the local pizzeria close down?
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Aww, poor baby. Did Becky bounce off to Norma Jean's house and leave Amber to deal with having to ration herself with only the food already in the house?
 
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"I'm tired of having to be grown up."

Bloody hell, I don't know any adult who doesn't have some sort of anxiety daily. "Damn, I slept through my alarm - boss is going to kill me if I'm late today before the big meeting!" "Oh no, Sean only got a D in math this semester; I have to call the teacher." "Shit, did I forget to turn off the oven before leaving?"

Yeah, that's minor stuff but major or minor, most people have some level of stress every day, including even the most organized people.

She's lucky - she has a warm, dry, safe place to live, an income, food in the cupboard & people around her. No loved one is dying, in jail or anything of that sort.

She seriously needs to practice her anxious face - that expression looks more like she's zoned out starting at one of her crayoned mandalas.
 
She’s definitely one of those people who gets super stressed over fuck all. Then there’s people who could be in the middle of a massive crisis and they’re just calmly plodding on.
 
Going into quarantine with ALR:
The other inhabitants of that house will have to hide food under their bed or in holes in the wall.
ALR will lose a shit ton of weight from food shortage.
ALR will manipulate Becky into going outside and scavenging for food which will consequentially lead to Becky getting covid.
ALR getts sick but she doesn't care because that means she can gain all the weight back.
ALR dies in 24 hours.
Becky dies in 48 hours after drinking herself into a coma.
 
bad news gorls. judging from a very small sample size, wommarts seem to not be struggling with stocking food as much as other places. toilet paper was nowhere to be found and the egg supply was low, but we know hamber's body is incapable of using both of those items. the chip, candy, and crap aisles were full to the brim and they were even stocking all of the easter sweets. amber has said she doesn't like easter candy (it's just normal candy in pastel colors and shaped like bunnies you re.tard) but these count as easter candy so i'm sure she'll indulge (just as a little treat though!!!)

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Moonpie said:
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This is an excerpt from the Scottie bs she wrote. Notice the pairings -Amber/Miley, Krystal/Nena.
Lmao she was well beyond 17 when writing the gibberish hogwash.
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I know it's been said before, and I've never actually read any of her stuff before..

But wow she is a bad writer. Especially for someone who calims that writing is one of their biggest passions. It does seem like something a teenager would write in my opinion, but we all know Amber has the mentality of a teen anyway, so it realistically could have been written at any time.
 
Oops, I forgot about that. But yeah, rather than calmly sitting down & assessing her own situation & planning accordingly, she'll freak & make sure she does so dramatically on Insta, etc.
 
Oh. Thank God they have Reeeeseeeees. She can sustain herself on Reeeeseeees peeeseees and other Reeeeseeeees variants.

Doesn't like Easter candy. It's chocolate. What's not to like? She always feels like she has to make up food she doesn't like. Gorl will eat anything. If food was low she'd gnaw on Eric.
 
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