🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Is Amber trying to switch teams?
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You'll have to open bigger than that, Amber. We know you can do it.
 
… and if any of her 'fans' don't see that as the big diet: "Fuck you, suckers!", infantile taunt that this is, they're really dumb. The irony is, in her attempt at being funny, SHE may not realize she's giving away the game.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
… and if any of her 'fans' don't see that as the big diet: "Fuck you, suckers!", infantile taunt that this is, they're really dumb. The irony is, in her attempt at being funny, SHE may not realize she's giving away the game.
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You are giving the giant toddler too much credit.

Hamboat just wanted a popsicle, and then had ego craving.
 
Where'd she get those popsicles from? They weren't in her last Food Haul

Probably from the same place she got eggrolls and ramen

This woman is just amazing, the least she can do is eat unhealthy shit only when she goes out, but she already started eating trash food while indoors also. But it "works" for her, okay?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Totally random question popped in my head today as I was at my grocery store filling in the few prep gaps I had. Damned war zone & I live in a city that's usually pretty laid back - this was nuts. PL aside, I wonder how she's going to react when she tries to go to Wommart & finds not a single scootypuff to be had as crazed elderlies frantically try to stockpile for the shitstorm that's coming? How is she going to deal with the entitled Karens out there shopping. Saw too many of those today & they didn't look to be in a mood to put up with a deathfat blocking their access to precious products.
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She usually shops in the middle of the night so she'll be fine.
 
I don't know about y'all, but when I eat a kebab, I don't tilt my head back and try to shove half of it down my throat like a trained fire eater. That was pure (cringey) performance on Amber's part.
 
Punkinsplice said:
I don't know about y'all, but when I eat a kebab, I don't tilt my head back and try to shove half of it down my throat like a trained fire eater. That was pure (cringey) performance on Amber's part.
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Kebabs are too nice to eat like you’re a giraffe sucking bugs off a tree branch, shame on you Ambur.
 
Punkinsplice said:
I don't know about y'all, but when I eat a kebab, I don't tilt my head back and try to shove half of it down my throat like a trained fire eater. That was pure (cringey) performance on Amber's part.
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Unless you're some deathfat mukbanger trying to appease your feeder audience, you have no reason to eat it like that.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Totally random question popped in my head today as I was at my grocery store filling in the few prep gaps I had. Damned war zone & I live in a city that's usually pretty laid back - this was nuts. PL aside, I wonder how she's going to react when she tries to go to Wommart & finds not a single scootypuff to be had as crazed elderlies frantically try to stockpile for the shitstorm that's coming? How is she going to deal with the entitled Karens out there shopping. Saw too many of those today & they didn't look to be in a mood to put up with a deathfat blocking their access to precious products.
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She’s too fucking stupid to think about disaster prepping. Rate me optimistic, but I’m hoping she’ll be found dead surrounded by a mountain of her daily Walmart shopping food wrappers.
 
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