🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Can anyone honestly blame Becky for not wanting to be in videos? I can't stand Becky and even I don't blame her for that.

Becky's job is being Amber's chauffeur and butler. As long as she doesn't shirk those duties Amber isn't going to quit paying her bills and buying her crayons.

 

[Des B*]

Spoiler: A fuck ton of her IG story bullshit

 

[Strong Tomato]

Spoiler

Jesus fucking Christ, Amber.


This is a retarde.d ass answer. Just because you set a calorie goal for the day doesn't mean you have to eat exactly that much or more.
It's okay to be under your goal amount of calories!

You're just begging for excuses to eat more than you should at this point.

 

[Wonky Eye]

"Did you reach your dail goals of steps ?"
-> Some days I bypass it, some days I don't (which are the days I don't wear my AppleWatch normally

How convenient, you just so happen to not wear your AppleWatch when you stay on top of pillow mountain all day long.

-> YouTubers always forget they're filming when they don't do it for a minute

Wait I thought you did not want to be compared to other YouTubers, gorl ? Just make up your mind.

"I have never met someone that has an excuse for everything like you"
-> Excuses. Reasons. Same thing.

Amber... just. You can have reasons for doing (or not doing) things. But these reasons become excuses when you use them as shields to keep on not making efforts.
For example, your mentulz can be a reason for your shit behavior. But your mentulz become an excuse when you use it as justification without ever doing anything to better said mentulz and change said shit behaviour.

 

[raritycunt]

Smug Cuntylnn has returned because she’s lost 0.5lbs

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Viewers nitpicking her about calories need to neck themselves. She's a fucking behemoth, a 2000+ calorie day is absolutely fine (she counted wrong at 1700, surprise).

I'm surprised no-one's pestering her about the turkey meatball lah (they're beef) or maybe she doesn't feel like arguing with people about ready meals. X-posted from the 'what I ate today' thread, where someone id-ed the meals:

Methinks Amber found Freshly and figured it would be a diet program on tap for her, and hey that's fine. Of course, she's a devious little thing so she lies and calls them "turkey meatballs" and advises us all to pop a potato in our caulie mash for flavour. Bitch you didn't put a potato in anything.
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[Concerned Vagino-American]

Smug Cuntylnn has returned because she’s lost 0.5lbs

If Honestlynn were a thing....

 

[PRE PRE DIABETIC]

General question: At what point did Amber go from the mindset of "Muh parents were drug addicts, so I vow to avoid all pills," to "Give me all the medication regardless of its effectiveness?" It definitely happened relatively suddenly during the Becky era, but how and why?

I think she was lying about avoiding pills for attention. The usual.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Smug Cuntylnn has returned because she’s lost 0.5lbs

“but thank you” gotta love the way she responds to compliments she doesn’t even deserve like they’re insults
By the way...you know what you could be doing with your time instead of responding to a hundred r.etarded questions with your lame, half assed answers? exercising. just a thought, AL.

 

[RandallBoggs]

“but thank you” gotta love the way she responds to compliments she doesn’t even deserve like they’re insults
By the way...you know what you could be doing with your time instead of responding to a hundred r.etarded questions with your lame, half assed answers? exercising. just a thought, AL.

Remember when she was annoyed that people tell her "you have a beautiful face" instead of "you're beautiful"? There's no winning with her like, they will find a way to be offended by anything, even genuine compliments. She just likes feeling like a victim

 

[Des B*]

Looks like she's spending most of the night on social media and back to her sleeping pattern of not going to sleep until early morning when most people are getting up for work.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Looks like she's spending most of the night on social media and back to her sleeping pattern of not going to sleep until early morning when most people are getting up for work.


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I wish the person who sent that ask wasnt exceptional so that maybe the insult would've hurt

Imagine beggy cheating on amber... lmfao a certain song comes to mind...

Spoiler: Groovy

Sublime - Date Rape

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Ngl though I cant blame someone who isnt super into the hamberverse lore to lose track of which hamplanet is which...

 

[ADHD]

oh come the fuck on what the hell would give her panic attacks at a data entry job? it's not like she was facing a crowd of irate customers or having to answer phone calls.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

View attachment 1112856 oh come the fuck on what the hell would give her panic attacks at a data entry job? it's not like she was facing a crowd of irate customers or having to answer phone calls.

She had to deal with.... math

And people... who cant be manipulated because they're smarter than her

 

[Moonpie]

lost weight this consecutively
She's determined of one thing- keeping this lie up.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

lost weight this consecutively
She's determined of one thing- keeping this lie up.


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"Die in a few years"? That's optimistic...

I think she doesnt "get it", I think shes just repeating what people who get it say...

Also, she does that so often, flub a simple, often used phrase... does she misremember? Is she brain sludge at this point ?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

what retard asked the kentucky/california question?

martyrlynn is just glad the haydurs aren't boolying some other 600lb narcissist

 

[StrawberryDouche]

MartyrLynn will burn on the stake so no one else has to

Someone call the Vatican.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Amber you fucking liar - FYI, you've done nothing but tell us you are 'big but hulthy'


SaintLynn will take the abuse so YOU don't have to!

Get down off that cross bitch, someone needs the wood!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Goddamn, she is both boring and stupid, and that's a bad combination.

Word counts:

As per usual: 1
If you will: 1
Obsessed: 1
"Per one": 1
Style: 1
Empath/MartyrLynn: 2
Moment: 2
You know: 2
Honestly/promise/not lying: 3
Literally: 3
Other YTers/people: 4
So good/much: 4
Collie-flower: 5
Works for me/vars: 5
Bad GrammarLynn: 6
Feeder food moaning/vars: 6
Um: 9
So: 19
Like: 37

A bit more variety this time, with more reliance on slightly different crutch words/fillers (um, so) than "like", and she seems to be shifting "situation" to "moment". I cannot stand the way she pronounces cauliflower.

Edit:
This video: who cares what other people think?
Late night IG: Waaah, commenters affect me sooooo much.

Then stop reading (and replying to) your fucking comments, or turn them off, you twat. You don't get to have it both ways.