"It's just shoooooooooo sad that I keep getting caught in very obvious lies, and now lidurally everyone is a haydur! I also can't rig this scale and Benzy is too slow to help me figure it out! This is all everyone else's fault but mine, BEGGY TAKE ME TO YAMATOS"
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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"It's just shoooooooooo sad that I keep getting caught in very obvious lies, and now lidurally everyone is a haydur! I also can't rig this scale and Benzy is too slow to help me figure it out! This is all everyone else's fault but mine, BEGGY TAKE ME TO YAMATOS"
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Ahhhh, the teardrops. Hamber has sadz because we're big mean doo-doo heads and WHY WON'T WE BELIEVE HER??
So laughable! I've pretty much said it in previous posts. You wanna make it stop, Hamber? Get on the scale and prove us wrong. But you can't, can you? Because you've been lying about the 600 ellbees all along and that would prove us right.
Such a conundrum for our gorl. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Reality is not Hamber's strong suit, not at all. The only question really at the moment is how many more pounds will she put on due to "pity-me" binges.
So laughable! I've pretty much said it in previous posts. You wanna make it stop, Hamber? Get on the scale and prove us wrong. But you can't, can you? Because you've been lying about the 600 ellbees all along and that would prove us right.
Such a conundrum for our gorl. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Reality is not Hamber's strong suit, not at all. The only question really at the moment is how many more pounds will she put on due to "pity-me" binges.
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that little girl riding on AL's shelf ass was funny... it looked like her mini backpacks. she doesn't make entertaining videos like that anymore. all sitting down now.
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If you think of the hood as her hairdo in that thumbnail, you can imagine how strange she would look with short hair.
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Guarantee when she finally does weigh in- and weighs more than her “highest weight”- she’ll blame the mean haydurs for not believing her and making her binge and gain it all back.
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This little rant is so funny considering she was on sock puppets last night calling commenters ugly and waste of air
Homegorl was triggered bad last night.
Hypocritical bish.
She could throw D's niece on that bitch and take her for a ride.
Homegorl was triggered bad last night.
Hypocritical bish.
That back hump would really stick out with a bob cut.
She could throw D's niece on that bitch and take her for a ride.
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Loool all she had to do was stick a few heavy books on the scale tare it and then film herself standing on it. We know she's a fat fuck who hasn't lost any weight because WE HAVE EYES AMBER. But if you're gonna lie at least have the balls and the brains to make it believable.
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I actually do not care if she is 600 lbs or not. For her height, she need to be 170 lbs or under to have a BMI of less than 30. That should be her goal, not just losing 25 to 50 lbs. She should do it with the help of medical specialists. Losing 50 lbs won’t solve her lymphoma, or other ailments she is having now. Any injuries at her weight might disable her completely if it does not kill her first.
Most people would support her if she had a realistic plan. We all know that it would not be easy, but she would have a lot of positive comments and supports in her journey.
But, we have daft resolutions rehashing previous year ones, providing haphazard diet plans that will never work for her.
Most people would support her if she had a realistic plan. We all know that it would not be easy, but she would have a lot of positive comments and supports in her journey.
But, we have daft resolutions rehashing previous year ones, providing haphazard diet plans that will never work for her.
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I for one would love to see her over 600 pounds. No one is more deserving of that fate; except for maybe Chinny.
Never forget gorls....
So get off YouTube and get a real fucking job you pussy ass bitch.
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Wow, she told us. Keep it up Hambo. You're only hurting yourself you brainless twit.
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Sorry double post gorls. I get double top hats and a puzzle piece!
So get off YouTube and get a real fucking job you pussy ass bitch.
she can't because of muh fat discrimination
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Whatever, typical Amber, I'm sure she had this all planned out and knew it would work because she's done it so many times before. She's not backing out of the weigh in because of hateful comments, those are always there, it's just a lame excuse she knew she could use when time was running out. She really laid it on thick with the "future of my channel" and "I'm scared you want me to be 600lbs" This bitch is soooooo boring. That and her multiple attempts at gaslighting her followers recently has made me lose interest in all things ALR. fuck this cunt
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Straight Andy Milonakis lookin.
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they'd both still be fat
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I want Ambre over 600 lbs, then 700 lbs., etc... she's a freak show killing herself for our enjoyment. If she loses weight or becomes stagnant long enough, her channel will die after people get their virtue signaling "You go girl!" bullshit out pretending they care about her. There's zero other reason to watch Amber, she's boring and stupid.
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This is the thing that made me 100% sure she’s lying purposefully today. If she’s not going to admit it because it’s a lie, why the fuck not just get on the scale? Taking more energy to address the “lah” than it would take to film her on a scale is what makes me absolutely certain she’s over 600 elbees if not super close.
The most fat loss she could probably lose per day is half a pound. Let’s assume she needs at least 4000 calories a day to maintain weight. It takes a 3,500 kcal deficit to lose one pound. Theoretically, she COULD lose a pound a day if completely fasting but we all know she thinks that’s “unhealthy” or “unsafe”. So let’s assume the maximum amount she’s willing to “starve” herself gives her a 5 pound weigh loss per week. If she hit the 600 pound point over Christmas and New Year. She’s going to have to starve herself till Valentines to get below her “highest weight”. She isn’t weighing in any time soon and I don’t know if she even has the self-control to lose back down.
The UTI thing is only for people with actual dementia. Amber is an idiot but she’s oriented at least x3, probably x4.
Now gimme them puzzle pieces.
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I dunno...I've always believed that if she was successful in losing weight, she'd be even more popular and raking in millions.