🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Get out your seatbelt extenders; this year's cycles are gunna make you nauseous to the point of nausea.

She's usually just a cunthair more optimistic this time of year, I dont think we got yelled at until post-optavia. I personally can't wait for her to blame rude comments for her being bed bound.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
People tend to forget or underestimate, or just don't know that the birth and growth of the Haydur (emphasis on the 'dur') Nation is what drove her subs up.
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Indeed.

Prior to MichaelBeTarded and Zach, and the 300 dozen half-breed haydur imitators they spawned, her subs were around 50k. She's now at 151k. They are responsible for her ballooning bank account and bell bottom ankles.
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OMG. She's right about it being the haydurs' fault - for once! Lulz.

It's their hate wank that buys Brain Dead Becky's coloring books and Hamber's Torrid tarps and endless buffets. They are the ones that increased her presence and drove people to her channel with their inability to use adblock and pathological need to click the subscribe button.

Dipshits. The lot of them.
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What's interesting to me is how different she is on other social media versus than she is on YT. There's an really easy path for an ambaby to become a haydur in no time at all: catch her on twitter (when she isn't deleting the thing) or her snapchats, versus watching her attempts to be the quirky fat chick on YT.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She's been pimping (or whoring, take your pick, Farmers) herself out for a long time. If she owned up and admitted she didn't want to lose weight, she wouldn't get so much shit from people, that's for sure.
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Yep. And if she did that, her channel would just die a slow(ish) death. It would be an even more surefire way to kill her channel than for her to actually lose weight.

Her being fat is perhaps a necessary, but insufficient, reason for people to hate her the way they do (and remember, hate = popularity in this weird hellscape of current year). If she gave up on the lies and the delusions she'd get less hate because fewer people would be driven to comment on how fucking idiotic she is. People love pulling their hair out and beating their heads against a wall, and her dishonesty and stupidity (calculated or otherwise) give them plenty to lose their shit over. The fact that her dishonesty and stupidity manifest in her managing to gain 40-50 lbs a year whilst on a public "weight loss journey" is just gravy (heh).

It's pathetic that she exploits her body and health the way she does for views, but I don't even have a word to describe her whoring out what passes for her mental faculties, dignity, or integrity the way she does. Fat or not, intentionally trolling or not, she's built an entire life around being a punchline. Without that, her channel is nothing.

I guess the tragedy is that no one's ever cared enough about her to stop her. People let her weigh 300 lbs at age eleven, they let her leave school without a diploma or any marketable skills whatsoever, and then they let her make a fool of herself online for half a decade as she killed herself with orange chicken.

On the bright side: The scale saying "Goodbye" that time was pretty funny.
 
To be fair, it's pretty difficult to care about someone who has revealed herself to be an awful person. I've been thinking "Let her die" for quite some time.
 
*Autistic Thread Location Request Spoilered To Minimize Threadjack*

After multiple, multiple times through all 14 pages of AL threads, I cannot relocate the single funniest thread on this site, the one filled with shooped images of AL pointing at things. Can some wise Kiwi help me laugh again? :(
 
Was just watching the most recent episode of my 600 LB life (Lindsey) and heard her utter the words..."but I know what my body needs and what's gonna work for me" and I mentally added the words "BOO BOO!" and burst out laughing. The delusion is universal it would seem.
 
Elwood Blues said:
I can't believe she actually returned to the "wonky batteries" scale excuse. I get that her entire strategy is Exploit The Rare Newbie/Exploit Haydurrs for views, but.. I wonder honestly if she possessed the mental capacity to remember she pulled this one already back when she lived in Casa Cats Can Shit In The Extra Room.
Kiwi Farms remembers.
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lmao, Shaquana Jefferson used the autismic MUH BROKEN SCALE / MUH WONKEY BATTERIES excuse for like eight goddamn months or something outrageously ott like that as well, when she was massively overweight again but sveekishly dodging every single promised weigh in or diet update. Amber's vast and ample herd of lolcalf followers really are just like her.
 
Strawberry Pocky said:
lmao, Shaquana Jefferson used the autismic MUH BROKEN SCALE / MUH WONKEY BATTERIES excuse for like eight goddamn months or something outrageously ott like that as well, when she was massively overweight again but sveekishly dodging every single promised weigh in or diet update. Amber's vast and ample herd of lolcalf followers really are just like her.
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It requires such an incredibly low view of your audience's intellect to believe that they will buy "battery is broken". Fat Ladies.. noone believes your scale has a fucking rechargeable lithium battery or some shit. You have four burned out AAs.
Amber, you spend four hours a week in Dollar Tree. Problem fucking solved.
Even if by some chance you did have some fucked up rechargeable scale, you're telling me $10,000 a month can't buy that shit on Amazon with 2day delivery? You look like a poop emoji. Everyone knows you just don't want to admit you've hit that frankly incredible 600 pound mark.
But that's not even close to my favorite scale-related lah. Not tare, either. My favorite is when it takes fifteen goddamn minutes for the scale to register the weight when Amber is supposedly standing still and not at all desperately trying to balance her shelf ass on a stool she dragged over which is undoubtedly suffering total structural goddamn collapse.

Edit: fucking autocorrect
 
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Red Mask said:
To be fair, it's pretty difficult to care about someone who has revealed herself to be an awful person. I've been thinking "Let her die" for quite some time.
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This exactly. I'm so tired of people claiming that it's mandatory to care about every single person on this earth. We can't. It's impossible. And there ARE such things as piece of shit people that you are allowed to hate.
 
It's hard to be certain but I doubt she can take a step with a stride length longer than 18"; the fat on her thighs & her hips can't allow for any truly free movement. 3,945 steps to a mile at 18" per step so yeah, 3/4 of a mile a day is what she's "aiming" for.

No way, no how - even if she takes the easy way of counting every step from the time she heaves her carcass out of bed to crawling back in for the night. Considering her size & inactivity, few could fault her for that until she started losing weight, (IF that was happening), but my money is on her talking a good Fitbit game if she feels she has to address this & a bigger side bet on her avoiding the topic completely.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
It's hard to be certain but I doubt she can take a step with a stride length longer than 18"; the fat on her thighs & her hips can't allow for any truly free movement. 3,945 steps to a mile at 18" per step so yeah, 3/4 of a mile a day is what she's "aiming" for.

No way, no how - even if she takes the easy way of counting every step from the time she heaves her carcass out of bed to crawling back in for the night. Considering her size & inactivity, few could fault her for that until she started losing weight, (IF that was happening), but my money is on her talking a good Fitbit game if she feels she has to address this & a bigger side bet on her avoiding the topic completely.
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Admit it: you got Big Al to help you with that math. Because she is shtooooo super helpful. And giving! And would help anyone with math!
 
Busted… I ran out of fingers & toes & the batteries on my countyoulater are acting wonky. She wuz the only person who could help & she's so nice, she even sent me a new tablecloth!
 
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