🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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RandallBoggs said:
they won't. kiwifarms too scary
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Look at them trying to say that there are subs that are worse. Not the case jan. I follow r/sam&tolki for that god awful male amberlynn creature boogie, and some speedrunner shit. And they have been completely fine during this purge because they don't send threats to the cows. They don't pozload my neghole. They sit and observe.
I've heard their subreddit constantly posted themselves messaging big al or talking about calling animal control on her. You can't do that idiots. Same reason the wingsofredemption sub got the boot. But what would a group of poor white trash single moms know.
 
Tiki Bar Man said:
Look at them trying to say that there are subs that are worse. Not the case jan. I follow r/sam&tolki for that god awful male amberlynn creature boogie, and some speedrunner shit. And they have been completely fine during this purge because they don't send threats to the cows. They don't pozload my neghole. They sit and observe.
I've heard their subreddit constantly posted themselves messaging big al or talking about calling animal control on her. You can't do that idiots. Same reason the wingsofredemption sub got the boot. But what would a group of poor white trash single moms know.
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There's some truly obsessive shit going on there. I remember a post from r/amberlynn talking about how they fantasize about kidnapping Amber, locking her in a room with only a treadmill and forcing her to lose weight, it was almost copypasta worthy material.
They like to pretend they're above doxing and the such, but fail to realise half the shit they post can easily be interpreted as threats. I'm still on the new post sub ban discord and they're all still acting like reddit is the big bad corporation censoring their free speech lol
 
Moonpie said:
Impact crash calculator.
Benzo Begg's has a death wish. Driving while fucked out ya mind and taking a chance on this impact force.
extremely doubtful a seat belt would hold a 600 lb wildebeest back.
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I’m so effing sorry for being late to this but I have to comment since I have personal knowledge from knowing my own 500+ pound personal cow. A) there’s zero chance they are able to wear a seatbelt. B) they know that they will likely die in an accident c) they know the chances they’ll become a projectile and kill everyone else in the car is high. This narc cow actually said, “there’s no reason for you to put on your seatbelt. I would likely kill you in any accident we are in.” I guess over a certain weight their doctor asked them if they could wear a seatbelt and then informed them of the chances they’re taking every time they’re in the car with someone else. They legit. Do. Not. Care.
 
What is the law in Kentucky? If a passenger does not wear a seatbelt, would the driver be charged, would it be the passenger? Although I do not want them to have a collision, been stop by the police and have both being charged and then being able to see their mugshots would be so much more interesting.
 
RandallBoggs said:
There's some truly obsessive shit going on there. I remember a post from r/amberlynn talking about how they fantasize about kidnapping Amber, locking her in a room with only a treadmill and forcing her to lose weight, it was almost copypasta worthy material.
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am I supposed to feel called out right now because I would pay to watch that TV show. Just throw her in Buffalo Bill’s sinkhole and don’t turn the camera off til she loses 400 lbs.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
What is the law in Kentucky? If a passenger does not wear a seatbelt, would the driver be charged, would it be the passenger? Although I do not want them to have a collision, been stop by the police and have both being charged and then being able to see their mugshots would be so much more interesting.
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From SafeMotorist.com:

Kentucky Seat Belt Laws
No person shall operate a motor vehicle manufactured after 1965 on the public roadways of this state unless the driver and all passengers are wearing a properly adjusted and fastened seat belt.

The driver is responsible for assuring that himself and all passengers in the vehicle are properly restrained.

Failure to wear a seat belt is a secondary violation. A uniform citation for a seat belt violation may be issued only if an officer has cause to stop the person for reasons other than a violation of the seat belt law.

Any person who violates the provisions of Kentucky's Seat Belt Law shall be fined an amount not to exceed twenty-five dollars ($25).

How to Wear a Seat Belt
In addition to the law, safety experts recommend the following guidelines to keep motorists as safe as possible:

ADULTS

  • Always wear lap belt low and snug.
  • Always wear shoulder belt snug across chest, never across face or throat.
  • Keep back of vehicle seat in upright position.
 
pegecag785 said:
I hope we'll get a weigh in on January since she's one of those "new year new me" people
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The past three Januaries, Amberlynn has weighed in at 481 lbs, 497 lbs and then 560 lbs. Her resolutions are always the same.. “lose 100 lbs this year guys!”

I predict that she’s around ~570 lbs this time.

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mousetrap said:
lol imagine if her new years video is like “fuck i’m gonna put on a 100 elbees this year guys”
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It would be closer to the truth. The reality is Amberlynn will still be an obese blob holding onto those hopes and resolutions come December 2020 after yet another year of excuses, health issues and failed plans goes by. Pretty bleak.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
What is the law in Kentucky? If a passenger does not wear a seatbelt, would the driver be charged, would it be the passenger? Although I do not want them to have a collision, been stop by the police and have both being charged and then being able to see their mugshots would be so much more interesting.
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I'm actually surprised they haven't been spotted yet.

But then, even if Becky was pulled over and fined for not making her passenger wear a seatbelt; would Amberlynn care enough to start wearing one after the fact? (more like she'd say the cop gave her the go ahead to continue traveling without one).
 
As seen hilariously on Twatter (from Alex, Xanaxhead):

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next worth: $4 million. :story::story:

Edit to add the missing text:
"BEFORE FAME
She began her YouTube channel with her first video "Nervous + Awkward + Weight Loss Vlog" in November 2013.

TRIVIA
She has seen her YouTube channel grow to boast more than 110,000 subscribers. She has also gained more than 10,000 followers to her raritycat Instagram account.

FAMILY LIFE
Her long-time girlfriend's name is Becky.

ASSOCIATED WITH
She and Megan McCullom are both famous for their mukbangs on YouTube."
 
I'm not sure I'd describe her as a "starlet" & plus sized model? In her dreams. "She has gained massive popularity..." She has gained massively - THAT much is true but other than that, she's become moderately notorious for her infamous cycles of delusion, defiance of all reason & logic & self sabotage. There are a few sites that do biographies of her but my favorite one, (for shits & giggles), is the one where, in describing her love life the biographer states:

"In 2015, Amber switched to dating men and the first on her list was a guy named Destiny Cook, whom she met on social media and eventually, the pair moved in together as a couple."
 
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