🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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MissyMissyMila said:
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No shit? But when you’re around 600 lbs you should try going above and beyond that. It’s like saying “Oh, I’m just sticking to meat and veggies” and having a gigantic platter of sausage and potatoes.

When Amberlynn and Becky took that two hour nap, she probably woke up all jolly like “Babe and I just fasted for two hours (; !!! Intermittent fasting y’all !”
 
MahFibro! said:
I'm actually surprised they haven't been spotted yet.

But then, even if Becky was pulled over and fined for not making her passenger wear a seatbelt; would Amberlynn care enough to start wearing one after the fact? (more like she'd say the cop gave her the go ahead to continue traveling without one).
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The literal cow I know has never gotten a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt in 20+ years of not being able to physically wear one. In rural areas there just aren’t that many police and they’re usually busy taking care of bigger issues. Considering where Hamber lives, she’s probably dealing with similar thing. Unless they got pulled over for something else, no cop cares whether a cow is strapped in. Hell, who knows whether the damn frame or belt fasteners would hold if she COULD put it on. I would love to see a myth busters on that shit though!
 
"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

i'm honestly in serious doubt that alr isn't nearing 600 or there already. that video from a week or two ago of her "walking" a few feet was damn sad.
 
Picaroon said:
"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.
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But... all their precious fee-fees?! 😢
 
Picaroon said:
"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

i'm honestly in serious doubt that alr isn't nearing 600 or there already. that video from a week or two ago of her "walking" a few feet was damn sad.
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It's KF, we are all faggots here.
 
Picaroon said:
"im gay so for my sanity" has my sides in actual orbit, wtf. i'm a flaming fag and lurk on kf all the time. it's not that hard to just shut up about your powerlevel unless it's relevant lmfao.

i'm honestly in serious doubt that alr isn't nearing 600 or there already. that video from a week or two ago of her "walking" a few feet was damn sad.
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I think she crossed over 600 some time ago. Her constant harping on her "my highest weight is 572.4" is, to me, a doth protest too much indicator. But hell, she's welcome to prove me wrong.
 
Mr. The More You Know here had to go looking...

MahFibro! said:
I'm actually surprised they haven't been spotted yet.

But then, even if Becky was pulled over and fined for not making her passenger wear a seatbelt; would Amberlynn care enough to start wearing one after the fact? (more like she'd say the cop gave her the go ahead to continue traveling without one).
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She COULD get a medical exemption to NOT wear a seat belt. No shit, I didn't even know that was a thing, but apparently is. Could you see her going to the doctor for THAT?
Doctor: "Okay, Ms. Hamber, what medical reason exists for you NOT to wear a seatbelt?"
Hamber: "My dainty fat situation!"
Doctor: "Buy a fucking extender."


Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Failure to wear a seat belt is a secondary violation.
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They changed that. It's now a primary violation if ANYONE in the car is unbuckled, you can be pulled over for it. Many states have made it a primary because the secondary was worthless and people still ignored it. Making it primary has upped usage. Still, $25 fine? Re-donkulous! Make it a $100 min. if you're going to be serious about it and put points on your license.

Why do you think Hamber has been "fake" wearing her seat belt lately? One might say it's the Haydur Nation, but I suspect she realizes she can get stopped and Becky get fined for it. And fuck almighty, that would just TOTALLY RUIN an orange-cheekin trip or WoMart Haul, worse than catching a red plastic can under your car (gasp)!
 
MissyMissyMila said:
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First of all, is she implying that dinner is her last meal? Because I know this girl eats up until bedtime which cancels out her supposed 8 hour fast. Second, fasting takes willpower and self control; two things our gorl definitely doesn't have. Obviously, when you're asleep you don't need that which is why this is so obnoxious. Amber would never deny herself food or ignore hunger or a craving.

This might be one of her stupidest arguments, ever. Why is a 600 pound woman trying to fast anyway? She needs to worry about diet and exercise - this is why she'll never lose weight :stress:
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Why do you think Hamber has been "fake" wearing her seat belt lately? One might say it's the Haydur Nation, but I suspect she realizes she can get stopped and Becky get fined for it.
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Or maybe it's true that Becky shouldn't be driving, so she's scared that her not wearing a seatbelt could get Becky pulled over and the cops will see how fucked up she is and if that happens Amberlynn not wearing a seatbelt will be the least of her problems. That's unlikely though, cops don't give a fuck about seatbelts they're too busy ticketing people for parking in handicapped spots this time of year. She's doing it for her idiot audience.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
They changed that. It's now a primary violation if ANYONE in the car is unbuckled, you can be pulled over for it. Many states have made it a primary because the secondary was worthless and people still ignored it. Making it primary has upped usage. Still, $25 fine? Re-donkulous! Make it a $100 min. if you're going to be serious about it and put points on your license.

Why do you think Hamber has been "fake" wearing her seat belt lately? One might say it's the Haydur Nation, but I suspect she realizes she can get stopped and Becky get fined for it. And fuck almighty, that would just TOTALLY RUIN an orange-cheekin trip or WoMart Haul, worse than catching a red plastic can under your car (gasp)!
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You're probably right. If they pulled over the Fatmobile for a seatbelt violation, they'd discover Becky is fucking loaded and then there'd be no more Wommart runs at all (and her vlogs would be even more unbearable than they are now).

Still won't buy a fucking extender, though. I know at one point, years and years ago, she probably told herself, "At least I don't use a seatbelt extender!" and held onto that until she got to the new excuse, that being, "I'm too big for a seatbelt extender!" And now she's risking her life (not that she cares) the lives of people around her (really doesn't care) and her ability to acquire non-delivery food (hrmmm...) just to avoid the discomfort of buckling up at 600 lbs.

So gross.
 
I can't believe all the stupid asses in the comments who actually believe she had the seatbelt buckled. Don't they use fucking common sense and see a belt would not fit around her massive girth?
And these idiots saying she looks smaller.
Wtf?
Dumb dumb dumb.
Believing everything this narc says.
 
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