🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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THOTto said:
I’m no expert so let’s ask @Wyzzerd
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No sorcery involved here. The only way an egg can do that to you is if you're eating something magically exotic like a dragon egg, harpy egg, or giant widow spider egg. If you prepare one of those without mixing the correct ingredients you can cause various toxic(giant spider), arcane(dragon), or putrid(harpy) results.

As for basic chicken ayygs? No way fatso, unless you're seasoning them with peanut butter while you have a peanut allergy, it changes nothing and all claims of sorcery are false.

And before you ask, while the eggs can be cursed it would only effect the shells, not the yoke inside. Line of sight and touch rules still apply to food curses. 🧙‍♂️


TL:DR Amber is a dumb fat lying bitch who doesn't understand cooking or magic and nobody would have sex with her.
 
fat or not, totally model material y'all

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Deadass - she ditched out hard on comment on the day so she won't be forced to answer anything or own up to/have any accountability about Casey's AMA
 
Turd Fergusson said:
If you look at the Torrid models, they are big girls but well proportioned. ALR would have to lose at least 250# to be one.
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Most of Torrid and other mass-market fatty moo-cow tent shops have models sit at a US 12 or 14, with a height of at least 5'9".

But Torrid has got a pair of size 4X heifers that model some shit, complete with cankles, disappearing knee caps and back humps.
 
And what company/designer would have wanted her to model as a teen? This was an era in modelling when anorexics graced the runway in the big shows. Plus sized models were those in the 10 - 14 size range & those sizes were smaller than they are now. Modelling is about showing the product, not your duck lips or any camera eye fuckery. VERY few models are spotted or coincidently run into a photographer who tells them they'd be great in the business. It's hard graft getting in. She can't walk, doesn't know her angles or lighting & I have trouble believing she could have made it in the most generic type of modelling - store catalogues. Another 1 of her baseless fantasies.
 

Sorry to cross post but I thought you gorls would like to know Chantal got a “shout out” from Trisha Paytas. Time stamp around 18:30. She says she watches mukbang compilations and she likes the way Chantal does “beauty bites! Trish called her “Foodie Booty” because apparently no one can pronounce her name.

Amber will probably cry about not being mentioned by Trisha.
 
While we're on the subject let me throw in that Chantal also just got a sponsorship from Coldest water bottles recently, something Amberlynn wanted so badly but alas.

edit to avoid double post: saw this in the fat acceptance thread. This woman is 5'2" (same height Amberlynn claims) and is SMALLER than her current weight as far as we know (542). Now obviously the fat distribution is a little different--this woman has gigantic hips and a smaller stomach/smaller arms than Amberlynn. The reason I'm sharing the video is so you can get an idea of how big Amberlynn really is and how she must look moving around. It's horrifying. It's a short vid

GenociderSyo said:
Found Anna's rival. who's hips will win!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MZiG0MuSOQU
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
While we're on the subject let me throw in that Chantal also just got a sponsorship from Coldest water bottles recently, something Amberlynn wanted so badly but alas.
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Yes! I totally forgot about that. I was going to look into that further. So she’s legit sponsored? Chantal likes to make it seem like she’s more important than she actually is so I assumed she bought a Coldest Water bottle to show off and let people assume she’s sponsored.
 
CindyChafe said:
Yes! I totally forgot about that. I was going to look into that further. So she’s legit sponsored? Chantal likes to make it seem like she’s more important than she actually is so I assumed she bought a Coldest Water bottle to show off and let people assume she’s sponsored.
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She said she is and has an actual affiliate code, I think it's legit.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
While we're on the subject let me throw in that Chantal also just got a sponsorship from Coldest water bottles recently, something Amberlynn wanted so badly but alas.

edit to avoid double post: saw this in the fat acceptance thread. This woman is 5'2" (same height Amberlynn claims) and is SMALLER than her current weight as far as we know (542). Now obviously the fat distribution is a little different--this woman has gigantic hips and a smaller stomach/smaller arms than Amberlynn. The reason I'm sharing the video is so you can get an idea of how big Amberlynn really is and how she must look moving around. It's horrifying. It's a short vid
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Looking at that chick's laygs gives an idea of what Amber's is like.
Horrifying. Imagine being proud of that?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
And what company/designer would have wanted her to model as a teen? This was an era in modelling when anorexics graced the runway in the big shows. Plus sized models were those in the 10 - 14 size range & those sizes were smaller than they are now. Modelling is about showing the product, not your duck lips or any camera eye fuckery. VERY few models are spotted or coincidently run into a photographer who tells them they'd be great in the business. It's hard graft getting in. She can't walk, doesn't know her angles or lighting & I have trouble believing she could have made it in the most generic type of modelling - store catalogues. Another 1 of her baseless fantasies.
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This is absolutely true. There's no way anyone asked AL to model anything. Did any shops even have super plus sized clothing aimed at a teen demographic at this time?
My cousin was asked to be a teen model for a local fashion showcase/exhibition around this time. As a size 10-12 and standing 5'8", she was easily the largest model in the show. She and the one taller girl (7-8 and around 5'10") got to wear several different shops clothing/shoes because they were the only big/tall sized models. They were both chosen specifically to fill these spots in the show.
 
Teen Amber was so fat torrid wouldn't even hire her to work in their store folding tents (she applied when she lived in AZ, and complained that they didn't call her back). Torrid doesn't carry her size in stores (only online), or so I've heard. Why the fuck would anyone approach her to be a model for anything. For anything?

If you want to give yourself a headache, try to figure out which is more implausible: Amberlynn's model claim, or her claim that she was an all-star competitive soccer player.
 
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