🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Concerned Vagino-American said:
I love how Amber's face fat pushes up against her eyes when she smiles. If you look Korean every time you smile, it's time to make a few life changes.
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It's fascinating to watch some of her older videos and move forward, to see how the fat is swallowing up her facial features. Someone with more talent than I could probably do a compilation to show the progression.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
It's fascinating to watch some of her older videos and move forward, to see how the fat is swallowing up her facial features. Someone with more talent than I could probably do a compilation to show the progression.
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I'm personally a huge fan of how you can track her decline in lung power and mental alertness as her arteries clog with singapore noodles and crab rangoons :story:
 
lowsodiumsituation said:
Is today the day of failure?
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Nah, we're on track for the next couple of videos to be later and later until she posts a message on instagram saying that BECAUSE OF PERSONAL REASONS SHE ISN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW she can't post a video, leaving all of Youtube in a mad panic as the platform's biggest star ends vlogmas, and effectively cancels christmas altogether.
 
phoenixrrt762 said:
I was pretty damn fat.....not sure if you want to know, but assuming you do, I was 250 # at my highest, I’m 5’5”. I’m about 140 now, but I had a VSG. I had a host of issues because of my gluttony.

I really DO feel bad for AL, but I get that her attitude causes the hate train and she brings a lot of this on herself. The YT hater channels and this forum is like a train wreck, I can’t stop looking.
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Hey Emily, why did you delete your Facebook? I was looking at your blogger and really wanted to see your wishlist. I noticed your last name changed, ex husband right? For someone who proudly states about not hiding its kinda weird to do.
 
Remember when AL said she had cellulitis one time before in her recent vid?

Well...
this time would make 3.
Her temp was 106 :story: :story: :story:
 
xenomorph said:
Remember when AL said she had cellulitis one time before in her recent vid?

Well... https://youtube.com/watch?v=HECeQCdYBvQ:492 this time would make 3.
Her temp was 106 :story: :story: :story:
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Blessed with the skill of writing
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I have hazel eyes that change colors
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All I've ever seen is cow pucky brown.

Has she ever mentioned why her grandparents never took her in full time instead of foster homes?
 
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Haha, I forgot that she claimed she was asked to be a plus-sized model when she was a teenager. With that giant wonky chin and those elephant legs? #surejan
 
And she said she weighed 400 pounds in high school, which was over 10 years ago. Models that fat are very rare even today. Tess Holiday stands out for a reason. There's no way anyone asked Amberlynn to be a model unless it was some pervert trying to trick her into posing for baby rhino nudes.
 
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Only allergic to SCRAMBLED ayygs, gorls. Sorry you're so confused about it.
 
Bitchboy95 said:
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Only allergic to SCRAMBLED ayygs, gorls. Sorry you're so confused about it.
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According to a 10 year old news blurb based on a study no one read past the abstract, everyone is wrong but Amber. You'd know that if you'd done your research and read the conclusion.

This is the kind of shit that makes her such a great and enduring cow.
 
So beating, and scrambling an egg on the stove releases histamines that do not exist when you, say, beat an egg to go into an omelet or a cake? What sorcery is this? Don't we have wizards on this forum? I only know that basic bitch magic called "science".
 
Turd Fergusson said:
If you look at the Torrid models, they are big girls but well proportioned. ALR would have to lose at least 250# to be one.
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Agreed, they almost always have defined ankles (not even cankles) and a figure. Their faces have some definition that can be accentuated with makeup, which has never been the case for Al's doughy face, even when she was only 300-400 pounds. Real plus models have visible necks, their hair and skin are clean and in good condition. They can wear cute shoes because no lymphedema. Also, Amber is too short.
 
Punkinsplice said:
So beating, and scrambling an egg on the stove releases histamines that do not exist when you, say, beat an egg to go into an omelet or a cake? What sorcery is this? Don't we have wizards on this forum? I only know that basic bitch magic called "science".
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I’m no expert so let’s ask @Wyzzerd
 
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