🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DefCon Dumb said:
What the heck, I looked it up. I gave her a weight of 565 lbs. & sedentary at that size, she needs to consume 3,908 calories a day to maintain & 4,478 calories a day is she's undertaking 'light exercise'.
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and with light exercise you mean , putting food in that maw of hers?
 
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that's absolutely DISGUSTING and it VERY MUCH DID HAPPEN
 
Gorlax said:
Bitch can’t even change her leggings lmaooo
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It would be quite difficult if you really think about it. Her constantly gushing lymphatic system secretes lymph that could act as an adhesive so that her leggeens could fuse to her flesh. Not to mention the perpetually open sores along her legs that never heal or close due to her tendency to pick at them and her untreated beetus. Because of her ever expanding tree trunks we can assume that the leggings stay perfectly taut, pressing against her subdermal level. The bacteria and sweat mixing nicely with the open wound. I'll take my ☪ ratings, thank you.
 
hamburgerlardraid said:
It would be quite difficult if you really think about it. Her constantly gushing lymphatic system secretes lymph that could act as an adhesive so that her leggeens could fuse to her flesh. Not to mention the perpetually open sores along her legs that never heal or close due to her tendency to pick at them and her untreated beetus. Because of her ever expanding tree trunks we can assume that the leggings stay perfectly taut, pressing against her subdermal level. The bacteria and sweat mixing nicely with the open wound. I'll take my ☪ ratings, thank you.
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Hey haydur didn't you see? She totes had cetaphil in a recent video!
Our gorl is a lymphedema queen, you know she keeps them clean, frequently re-wrapped and slathered in that sweet sweet moisturizer
:tomgirl:
 
mrsm0rbid said:
Hey haydur didn't you see? She totes had cetaphil in a recent video!
Our gorl is a lymphedema queen, you know she keeps them clean, frequently re-wrapped and slathered in that sweet sweet moisturizer
:tomgirl:
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I am giggling to myself thinking about the idea that Amber uses Cetaphil (a skincare product that removes dirt and excess oil from pores) to clean her open wounds and as a moisturizer. Taken from a product info website, "You should not use a topical emollient if you are allergic to it. Cetaphil Lotion will not treat or prevent a skin infection. Do not use this product over large area of skin. Do not apply a topical emollient to a deep puncture wound or severe burn without medical advice." I look forward to the next emergency room saga where she finds her layyyg skin turning gray and soggy from applying way too much.
 
She'll probably START Vlogmas but no guarantees how long that will go on. She'll probably bow out before the end because of "muh mentalz". But she HAS to start it: if only to show her new, super-duper, spiffy Bargain Bin intro.
 
hamburgerlardraid said:
I am giggling to myself thinking about the idea that Amber uses Cetaphil (a skincare product that removes dirt and excess oil from pores) to clean her open wounds and as a moisturizer. Taken from a product info website, "You should not use a topical emollient if you are allergic to it. Cetaphil Lotion will not treat or prevent a skin infection. Do not use this product over large area of skin. Do not apply a topical emollient to a deep puncture wound or severe burn without medical advice." I look forward to the next emergency room saga where she finds her layyyg skin turning gray and soggy from applying way too much.
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I wouldn't hold my breath. If she is being sued for unpaid ER bills -- and that seems pretty realistic -- I doubt she'll be going back to the ER any time soon.

Not because they won't treat her, and not because she's suddenly discovered what humans call "shame", It'll be because the ER hurt her feelings and betrayed her by making her pay what she owed.

In this case, her narky little head will have classified emergency rooms as "haydur organizations" who are totally unfair and just hate her for no reason, but who are also totally obsessed with her. Who knows, maybe their cruelity really knows no bounds and a doctor told her she was dyeeen and had to lose weight. How could she ever stand the sight of them again?
 
What IF she compretes Vrogmas this year then dips for a few weeks after... showing the haydurz she CAN do something etc etc ?

My IRL pals/acquaintances who are Jewtubers full time fucking DREAD their "job" for a spell here and there--the content, the energy, always being camera ready--bumping into subscribers IRL.

Someone else hypothesized it truly is difficult for her to vlog and do her "job" because she has absolutely zero going on. BUt but BUT BUT BUT... her 100 days gimmick this year, she was able to pre-record a ton of shit and got lazy at the end. She may be able to pull this off and that may be the lack of content lately--she's putting some B-roll in the can for the future...
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Last year she made it to day 2 before she lazyquit. So the question is, will she make it more than two days.
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She made it less than 2 weeks. Her December 13th vlog was "No More Daily Vlogs". If she makes it through December 14th she'll have done better than last year.

If she recycles ideas from last year, we'll get a mukbang on day 3. Last year's day 3 was her Subway mukbang.
 
GargoyleGorl said:
I wouldn't hold my breath. If she is being sued for unpaid ER bills -- and that seems pretty realistic -- I doubt she'll be going back to the ER any time soon.

Not because they won't treat her, and not because she's suddenly discovered what humans call "shame", It'll be because the ER hurt her feelings and betrayed her by making her pay what she owed.

In this case, her narky little head will have classified emergency rooms as "haydur organizations" who are totally unfair and just hate her for no reason, but who are also totally obsessed with her. Who knows, maybe their cruelity really knows no bounds and a doctor told her she was dyeeen and had to lose weight. How could she ever stand the sight of them again?
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Ooooo, what if she had to then get treated by some sleazy, inderground "doctor" with a degree from a diploma mill of some kind. That'd be fitting.
 
What's she looking at? It must be good if it's distracting her from eye fucking herself as per usual.
 
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