🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.

Her tits are pathetic. Her attempts to "feature" them are even more pathetic
And fam, I am a tit guy. Hanging dead fun bags of blubber ain't inducing a single schwing, only disgust.

Especially when you see triple fupa titties beneath it.

Sorry, Hamber. Filter that shit all ya want. Real titty men find it disgusting.

Meh.
 
HOLY FUCK this is the funniest shit ever, you know she was digging the shit out of her pudding neck :story: :story:
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HOLY FUCK this is the funniest shit ever, you know she was digging the shit out of her pudding neck :story: :story:
This is Amber in 5 years just wait you guys.
The weight is already melting off her!

She'll burn it off everywhere BUT her tits.
Then Destiny will come back crawling, desperate to motorboat dem tiddies.
 

Dear Amber FUCK YOU with your I have Bi Polar narrative. You are the least Bipolar person alive. Bipolar unmedicated is a vile condition where the victim swings from either of 1 mood and are incredibly manic / suicidal usually you are none of those. I can understand why certain people get deeply fucking riled by Amber claiming Bipolar, she uses it as an excuse and clearly is not doing CBT which is the first thing a bipolar diagnosis gets put on as the mood stabilisers take about a month and a half as you need bloods, EKGs, and numerous tests to check your risks.

That is why her mood stabiliser narrative falls apart as you need recent blood checks. I would bet money on that personally.
 
Who wore the filter better?
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How tragic that this edited/filtered application-sourced photo is the CLOSEST she can look to human right now....
And since everyone is using it, no one will be fooled into thinking she looks anything like that.
 
If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.
i wager she already is, her back muscles cant hold that fupa for long before becoming exhausted and putting this under spoiler because , slight powerlevel?

her pelvis is probably fucked. i have a fucked pelvis. (am healthy weight)
the proplem with that is when the pelvis gets stuck, things like stiff legs and a very painful back, who can start cramping like an asshole ,can emerge from it if u dont get good physio therapy for it quick enough and do your daily stretching.

what im saying is, i wont be surprised she has a lot of back pain.
 
This is Amber in 5 years just wait you guys.
The weight is already melting off her!

She'll burn it off everywhere BUT her tits.
Then Destiny will come back crawling, desperate to motorboat dem tiddies.

Sorry. There ain't that much cleavage in me asscrack. Looks like she had her rib cage split open and that's the scar.

Really, Hamber? Completely delusional.
 
i wager she already is, her back muscles cant hold that fupa for long before becoming exhausted and putting this under spoiler because , slight powerlevel?

her pelvis is probably fucked. i have a fucked pelvis. (am healthy weight)
the proplem with that is when the pelvis gets stuck, things like stiff legs and a very painful back, who can start cramping like an asshole ,can emerge from it if u dont get good physio therapy for it quick enough and do your daily stretching.

what im saying is, i wont be surprised she has a lot of back pain.

She’s been complaining of back pain since she started her channel. She used it as the reason she quit her Ultra top secret government job. She claims she has bulging discs specifically.
 
She’s been complaining of back pain since she started her channel. She used it as the reason she quit her Ultra top secret government job. She claims she has bulging discs specifically.

She also claims to have bursitis in her hips. This is actually believable, since it's associated with joint strain (for example, being morbidly obese for decades) as well as being yet another complication of diabetes.
 
She’s been complaining of back pain since she started her channel. She used it as the reason she quit her Ultra top secret government job. She claims she has bulging discs specifically.
And for those new to Amber, the story of her quitting that job is yet another lie. She didn't quit, she was fired.

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Sassylynn is full of herself today.
 
Dear Amber FUCK YOU with your I have Bi Polar narrative. You are the least Bipolar person alive. Bipolar unmedicated is a vile condition where the victim swings from either of 1 mood and are incredibly manic / suicidal usually you are none of those. I can understand why certain people get deeply fucking riled by Amber claiming Bipolar, she uses it as an excuse and clearly is not doing CBT which is the first thing a bipolar diagnosis gets put on as the mood stabilisers take about a month and a half as you need bloods, EKGs, and numerous tests to check your risks.

That is why her mood stabiliser narrative falls apart as you need recent blood checks. I would bet money on that personally.
Listen you fuckeen haydur, she was bipolar when she was with destiny. Now that she’s with Becky she is no longer bipolar it’s just that simple booboo, you don’t understand her mentuhlz.
 
She keeps trying to make it seem that her maintaining her current weight is a positive thing, but she weighs over 560 lbs and she needs to eat a shitton to maintain

Keep in mind that she "burns 2800 calories doing nothing", so how much does she eat to maintain at least 400 lbs of extra fat?
 
What the heck, I looked it up. I gave her a weight of 565 lbs. & sedentary at that size, she needs to consume 3,908 calories a day to maintain & 4,478 calories a day is she's undertaking 'light exercise'.
 

Sooo basically what shes saying is, they don't have the capital this Christmas.
Because gorl lemme tell you, even """"""medicated"""""" she goes overboard and without any doubt, always, ALWAYS buys useless trash.

Sure, you are, Amber. Sure you are.
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She means it boo boo, just like every other time she said it
Cept the only change will be her Torrid sizes rising yet again thanks to the Holiday nibbles and sips
 
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