🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are they slow? No, your gorlfriends are the slow ones, hunty. You'd have to be slow to even stand a second of your bullshit, gorl.

Five bucks says it's necky drinking first thing in the mornin'
 
raritycunt said:
She’ll just come on YouTube and be super vague with some bullshit about “my diet went totally off track cause we got some bad news today, I’m not gonna say what it is because my life IS private and you can’t force someone to talk about stuff thats bothering them if they don’t want to sooooo” cue mass eye roll from the farms
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Also the inevitable "I'm not comfortable with a diet that lets you eat McDonalds. It's just not hulthy you guize", and a tearful, pointed reminder to the haydurz that "tough love doesn't work for your gorl".
Then it'll be back to intuitive eating on blue plates because Amber knows what works for her.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Also the inevitable "I'm not comfortable with a diet that lets you eat McDonalds. It's just not hulthy you guize", and a tearful, pointed reminder to the haydurz that "tough love doesn't work for your gorl".
Then it'll be back to intuitive eating on blue plates because Amber knows what works for her.
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Her views on food are so skewed. She doesn’t really practice any moderation so of course McDonald’s wouldn’t work. She considers a “snack” to be 20 piece nuggets. She can still eat unhealthy and lose weight if she simply controlled her portions better and stopped drinking soda altogether. She would greatly benefit from a dietitian to teach her proper portion sizes, but she wouldn’t actually do it because she’d have to work at it and feel hungry more often. Tough love is definitely what Al needs but she doesn’t want it because that would mean confronting problems within herself. I am certain that if she confronted an actual dietician in person that she wouldn’t enjoy it because the dietician would use tough love.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
You have to claim the reward yourself, which you'll find in the Creator Studio area. It takes 8-12 weeks to arrive.
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Amber please, please, please use this as an opportunity for a non-food reward for an accomplished goal. Make claiming the reward contingent on losing 20 elbees. The day the scale shows that, log on to YouTube, search yourself because you're not sure how to navigate to your own profile otherwise, and then claim that trophy.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Her views on food are so skewed. She doesn’t really practice any moderation so of course McDonald’s wouldn’t work. She considers a “snack” to be 20 piece nuggets. She can still eat unhealthy and lose weight if she simply controlled her portions better and stopped drinking soda altogether. She would greatly benefit from a dietitian to teach her proper portion sizes, but she wouldn’t actually do it because she’d have to work at it and feel hungry more often. Tough love is definitely what Al needs but she doesn’t want it because that would mean confronting problems within herself. I am certain that if she confronted an actual dietician in person that she wouldn’t enjoy it because the dietician would use tough love.
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I agree, but on top of that AL has an inflated view of what she knows, especially when it comes to what is best for her nutrition-wise. Almost immediately she would counter any suggestion with justifications of why it wouldn't work, and why it is not sustainable for someone her size. Now if only she get her shit together, she will learn that seeing a dietitian doesn't mean starvation. Unfortunately she refuses to do the absolute minimum to get a consult.
 
Verbatim Goalz Gorl said:
Random question: will Big AL get one of those silver YouTube play buttons for reaching 100k subscribers? Would she have to pay for one, or are they automatically sent to people? And finally, could you imagine the ego trip she'd go on if she gets one?
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You need to request it through your channel, but the play button and shipping is free.

EDIT: oops ninja'd
 
Will Amber and the fag-house go to the toxic waste lake later this Spring? All it has done in the past year is make them sick because the water is stagnant, polluted, and full of geese poop. Amber could get very ill if she goes and gets an infection.
 
I doubt Amber would go. She's a lot less mobile than she was this time last year.
 
This has to be how AL sees herself in the mirror with the constant preening she does for the camera.
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She's definitely full of herself over that because she tweeted it too.
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HA!! You can still see she's got her daddy's unfortunate chin.

And I'm sure she IS hot. All the time. Carrying around an extra 500 lbs would make anybody hot....
 
GargoyleGorl said:
Funny. Even when she's Photoshopped to hell, all I can think is she still looks like the lights are on but no one's home...
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Jesus. That heavily edited picture is of a pretty, if kind of dumb, face. Does she really not understand that isn't even remotely how she looks? It's not even how she would look if she were thinner since she had a moon face even as a kid, and her dad's chin.
 
ChubbyChaser said:
This has to be how AL sees herself in the mirror with the constant preening she does for the camera.
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Incredible. If I had any doubt in my mind (I didn't) that she doesn't give two shits about her health and whether she lives or dies, this post erases all of it.

This ticking time bomb plagued with alleged diabetes, sleep apnea, hypertension, DVT, heart disease (insert pretty much whatever here at this point) would rather fuck around on pillow mountain sucking the fat out of here face, declaring herself "hot", (oh god) then do absolutely anything about her health. Don't get me wrong, I know this is old news, but for some reason it never gets old.

Maybe it's Cuntylynn becoming more and more frequent, but when this cow kicks the bucket, Imma be saying, "good riddance".
 
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