🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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C3PBRO said:
Crossposted on Fan-made videos + the Haydur Nation.
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Wonder what brought this on, feels like just yesterday she was going on about how the hate don't get to her or some such hog shit.
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sounds like our gorl is getting a little tired of that Truth Serum the Haydurs are serving her.
I know Albert; the truth must hurt.
 
clusterfuckk said:
sounds like our gorl is getting a little tired of that Truth Serum the Haydurs are serving her.
I know Albert; the truth must hurt.
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anyone who gets struck just needs to do what ZM did when Chantal tried to strike his channel, he struck back and won. People need to fight back and not just roll over and take it, especially against someone like Amber.
 
Watch out haydurs, it's Litigiouslynn! She dropped out of one of the finest worthless law qualifications the country, and once got fired from a government job she lied about having! Her brains trust features Rebecca "Mean Mug" Williams, who issues incoherent empty threats on Facebook with the finesse of a Chief Justice, and Eric the Autistic Llama who can mumble his way to a filibuster with ease! Any courtroom with mobility scooter access and a Torrid™ brand 6XL lectern for Amber to argue in will be quite literally quaking when this giant (of legal prosecution) walks in!
 
Strine said:
Watch out haydurs, it's Litigiouslynn! She dropped out of one of the finest worthless law qualifications the country, and once got fired from a government job she lied about having! Her brains trust features Rebecca "Mean Mug" Williams, who issues incoherent empty threats on Facebook with the finesse of a Chief Justice, and Eric the Autistic Llama who can mumble his way to a filibuster with ease! Any courtroom with mobility scooter access and a Torrid™ brand 6XL lectern for Amber to argue in will be quite literally quaking when this giant (of legal prosecution) walks in!
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Amber's whole life has been a filibuster against responsibility. The debate ends when her body finally fails! :story:
 
Yotsuyu said:
You wanna spoiler tag that "salad" my dude? Shit activated my gag reflex. LMFAO. Those numbers are absolutely insane though. I have to force myself at the end of the day to get my calories in, I can't imagine eating all that and still being (most positively) hungry.
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Amber feels your pain. When she's under her calorie limit she has to force calories in even if she's not hungry. Her body would simply shut down on 2200 calories when the internet and its mother wants her to have 2300.
 
Liquid calories can really add up too, especially if you rarely drink water and go for regular soda instead. Milkshakes are insanely high but don't feel as filling as the equivalent in solid foods.
 
C3PBRO said:
Crossposted on Fan-made videos + the Haydur Nation.
rYRiAm3.jpg

Wonder what brought this on, feels like just yesterday she was going on about how the hate don't get to her or some such hog shit.
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I wonder if she'll strike EDDF for making the video saying she reached out to him but she never mentioned it. And he said OB2B wasn't coaching her but she said he was. In a way he spilled some tea there. Is she really going to strike Zachary after messaging him asking how to do a reaction videos of her own? And admitted she liked his videos on her??
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Just like Eric has anxiety so he quit work but he had no problems approaching people at gay pride to be in his videos. That whole household is something else.
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Talking to people at pride doesn't mean he didn't have horrible anxiety at work.
 
wommart rat said:
nope.

i've been to the CF a grand total of two times in my life. the first time i got a burger (it was meh); the second time i got tacos (ice-cold and strange, i sent them back and just drank my iced tea). my sister got the orange chicken and i had a bite--it was noticeably sweeter than the kind that comes at typical chinese restaurants, so that's probably why AL likes it so much. the menu is a giant catalog of pre-made, frozen-food and it's all mediocre, at best.
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Cheesecake Factory is really a shame because its the same cisco trash that they serve you at Applebees but they charge more because ???. Any place that is a hotspot for kids to go to before a big highschool dance is inherently garbage and a cup of Fancy Feast would probably taste more like what the food is supposed to with less filler.
 
497 said:
I wonder if she'll strike EDDF for making the video saying she reached out to him but she never mentioned it. And he said OB2B wasn't coaching her but she said he was. In a way he spilled some tea there. Is she really going to strike Zachary after messaging him asking how to do a reaction videos of her own? And admitted she liked his videos on her??
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If only this was the most absurd thing she'd ever done...

But, no. By "sort it out," I'm sure she means she's going to try manipulation first, threats second. Some of the haydurs probably seem malleable to her. Not that they are -- just that she probably thinks her tears will move someone like Kicking Geese into backing off.
 
Those haydurs better watch their backs! As she made sure to inform everyone during the facebook drama, Becky's family has a LAWYER at their disposal you guise!
And Amber has THE MEANS to sue everyone that talks shit on her! Now run 'n TELL THAT!
 
Turd Blossom said:
Those haydurs better watch their backs! As she made sure to inform everyone during the facebook drama, Becky's family has a LAWYER at their disposal you guise!
And Amber has THE MEANS to sue everyone that talks shit on her! Now run 'n TELL THAT!
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Guys I’m scared maybe she’ll sue every single KF member in a class action law suit? ???
 
justagorl said:
Excellent plan, gorl.

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What article of clothing does this? A good pair of jeans might stay with you through a 20 lb weight loss or gain, at most. NOTHING will stay with you over a 250 lb gain or loss. Even those fucking leggings don't pull up all the way anymore -- and if she did lose 250 lbs, they sure as hell wouldn't have enough elasticity left to fit her at 350 lb either. She has no idea whatsoever how clothes are supposed to fit.

Jesus, this gorl's got rocks in her head.
 
DarkSydePundit said:
Guys I’m scared maybe she’ll sue every single KF member in a class action law suit? ???
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All she would have to do is spam everyone with her nudes. Those of us that would survive would be blinded, then she’d never get bullied online again. Her legs alone are like the ark of the covenant.
 
Blotto said:
All she would have to do is spam everyone with her nudes. Those of us that would survive would be blinded, then she’d never get bullied online again. Her legs alone are like the ark of the covenant.
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Maybe we'd get to find out what the hell was making her appear to have a third nipple.
 
ADHD said:
Maybe we'd get to find out what the hell was making her appear to have a third nipple.
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She’s turning into a literal cow. It’s the only real explanation. Except instead of malk she’d produce malkshakes.
 
I think we've talked about this somewhere before, but I'm sure its long buried.

This is the nutritional info for the CF Orange Chicken

First, this is for the LUNCH Portion

Calories: 1370
Fat Calories: 420
Total Fat (g): 46
Saturated Fat (g): 8
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mg): 145
Sodium (mg): 1890
Total Carbs (g): 170
Fiber (g): 4
Sugars (g): 49
Protein (g): 67

Dinner Portion (the one we know our gorl gets)
Calories: 1690
Fat Calories: 530
Total Fat (g): 59
Saturated Fat (g): 10
Trans Fat (g): 0
Cholesterol (mg): 155
Sodium (mg): 2810
Total Carbs (g): 218
Fiber (g): 5
Sugars (g): 77
Protein (g): 74

Tastee.

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