🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Do you guys think our gorl is impacted by Destiny's engagement? She's definitely going to binge for a week straight.
 
Mimly said:
Do you guys think our gorl is impacted by Destiny's engagement? She's definitely going to binge for a week straight.
Click to expand...
She's devastated. I'm positive of that. Anyone who's ever been broken up with by someone they actually love is always devastated when that person moves on regardless of how they've processed the break up. Thing is, we know that our gorl hasn't processed that breakup at all. She moved on with Neckster out of necessity, but she doesn't love her at least not as much as she loves Dustin. She's already binging, though. That silly diet was never going to work for her. She binged day one. Trust and believe that.
 
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
Imagine the look on the interviewer's face if Becky ever decided to get her own job and submit her resume...
"So..... why exactly have you been unemployed for the last year?"
"Uhhhh...."
Click to expand...
Our resident wordsmith, @Strine composed a pretty fantastic cover letter for Becky awhile back in case the need should arise:
Strine said:
Hi, I'm Becky. I quit my old job to do crayon drawings and drive a deathfat narcissist to restaurants. I'm ready to enter the work force again now because she left me for someone with a more spacious car to take photos from the passenger seat in. My credentials including being a legitimate heir to the British Crown as proven by my results on www.ancestry.biz (see attached screencap) and receiving a shortlisting and "highly commended" on my anonymous submission to the 2nd grade art competition at my local Catholic elementary school, St Cletus Star of Kentucky. My crippling mild social anxiety is what prevented me from getting 1st place. My nephew died.

Transferable skills: errand running, I can draw Spiderman really well even his hands, ruling Britannia, having dead nephew
Click to expand...
 
Woah, Black Knuckle (Ham-ber-lamps)
Woah, Black Knuckle (Ham-ber-lamps)

Black Knuckle had a Thumb (Ham-ber-lamps)
The damn slugs gone dumb (Ham-ber-lamps)
She said " orange chicken on my mind" (Ham-ber-lamps)
The damn Thumb wont drive (Ham-ber-lamps)
They said 'woah black knuckle' (Ham-ber-lamps)
Whoa, black knuckle (Ham-ber-lamps)
 
If Eric was smart he would post a video today. He’d get the highest view count ever, because everyone is waiting to see the state of that whole household right now.
 
Most recent Snapchat photo. She hasn’t lost a pound.

(blocked out time just in case she decides to track it to my account, which I’m sure is pointless considering not many people follow her SC)
 

Attachments

  • 44DFB9D5-5407-40B0-A04D-AB4F885B7B56.jpeg
    44DFB9D5-5407-40B0-A04D-AB4F885B7B56.jpeg
    471.2 KB · Views: 420
  • 8330FE6F-EDC8-46D3-8B2B-3C04CD923B87.jpeg
    8330FE6F-EDC8-46D3-8B2B-3C04CD923B87.jpeg
    454.5 KB · Views: 346
like wuuuut.png
I have questions. She's wearing the same earrings as her earlier, "not amused" pic - did she pull off her Torrid Muumuu to pose for this? What in tarnation is happening with her boobs here? How many filters does Snapchat have that are designed to cut the circumference of your neck in half by 3/4? Her head looks like a strange freckled watermelon being held up by a baby carrot, sitting atop a giant pair of misshapen buttcheeks.
Is she trying to be sexy or is this just a post-Cheesecake Factory afterglow?
 
Last edited:
Turd Blossom said:
Another pic Amber decided to post on SC:View attachment 664117I have questions. She's wearing the same earrings as her earlier, "not amused" pic - did she pull off her Torrid Muumuu to pose for this? What in tarnation is happening with her boobs here? How many filters does Snapchat have that are designed to cut the circumference of your neck in half by 3/4? Her head looks like a strange freckled watermelon being held up by a baby carrot, sitting atop a giant pair of misshapen buttcheeks.
Is she trying to be sexy or is this just a post-Cheesecake Factory afterglow?
Click to expand...
Her "cleavage" is starting to resemble a Y incision. This is all on cycle for her, though. She's going to have to break radio silence sooner or later or she won't even be able to afford the miracle that is Optavia.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Another pic Amber decided to post on SC:View attachment 664117I have questions. She's wearing the same earrings as her earlier, "not amused" pic - did she pull off her Torrid Muumuu to pose for this? What in tarnation is happening with her boobs here? How many filters does Snapchat have that are designed to cut the circumference of your neck in half by 3/4? Her head looks like a strange freckled watermelon being held up by a baby carrot, sitting atop a giant pair of misshapen buttcheeks.
Is she trying to be sexy or is this just a post-Cheesecake Factory afterglow?
Click to expand...
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE NAKED
 
Valentine's Day is going to be a mess. She is either going to bitch at Becky for not getting enough things to gloat about or she's gonna go full on melodramatic praising whatever she gets her.
 
“Not amused”. Uh oh. The hayderz can expect a stern talking to vid coming. We definitely ruined her chance of success with her $400 cardboard box diet from all of the stress.

It’s coming.
 
3A74DDBF-C8ED-45C2-AC79-3ACC4D323EBE.png

I could picture Becky slinging mystery meat, while giving today’s youth a hard time for evolving with the times.

She would have summers off, only have to stand a couple hours a day and a buffet everyday.
 
Gorl, your back boobs are bigger than your front boobs and you have a girth the circumference of the sun. Showing off your new “cleavage” doesn’t detract from the fact that you weigh more than a silverback gorilla.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom