🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is the longest bout of radio silence she's had in a long-ass time. No social media posts, no replies to other people, nothing. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that house right now. So when do we think her next update will drop?
 
Bitchinista said:
This is the longest bout of radio silence she's had in a long-ass time. No social media posts, no replies to other people, nothing. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that house right now. So when do we think her next update will drop?
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I'm sure she is fine, she just got $400 worth of junk food delivered to her house.
 
Maybe her heart finally gave out and they had to rip out a wall in the house Gilbert Grape style to get her body out.
 
Aldora said:
I'm sure she is fine, she just got $400 worth of junk food delivered to her house.
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More like $85 worth of junk food according to one brave autist who did the shopping. $85 of junk food for a $400 price tag, she's already eaten all of that paltry offering.
 
You all know what she's doing, she wants to go dark so she can emerge down weight, however during her time off she has binged causing her to gain weight so her reemergence is delayed. Now she will come back and say she DID lose some weight but it wasn't for her and will refuse a weigh in.
 
I gotta say, I feel sorry for this bitch. I know this was discussed sometime in the past, but it’s worth repeating. Even is she drops the theoretical 200 pounds (with a scammy mlm, no less) she’s still gonna be heavy. Didn’t she start her channel at 390 pounds? The damage has already been done and there’s no going back. Her quality of life is fucked. It’s pretty sad that she tried convincing herself that Optavia was the magic pill that was gonna help her turn heel life around. She already bombed on this diet and probably scrambling to make up a bunch of excuses, hence why she’s quiet right now.
 
xenomorph said:
She's barely literate, what makes her think she can write?
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Way back when our gorl was a svelte 400lb nymph, somebody, perhaps a social worker, or teacher, or guidance counselor told Amber she "had a good imagination" and "could maybe be a writer some day"

The sad thing is they were probably trying to be kind - I mean what else could they say when confronted with a sullen teen behemoth stinking out their office? It's not like they had much material to work with; the gorl in front of them was not clever, not cute, not personable, not athletic, and likely a liar and manipulator even back then.

My guess is that Amber latched on to this as 'proof' of her amazeen writing talent . Well she does have a good imagination, being a chronic liar and all.
 
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She’s too busy being a skinny legend off camera to update us peasants, just you wait y’all!

She totally didn’t have an optavia mukbang on the very first day she got the box...
 
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Big Al will still make enough from her old vids to cover all her binge needs; Thumby, however, is gonna have to take the hit--No more juvenile T shirts and stupid hats for her.........
 
Long time lurker said:
I don't think she put makeup on. It looks like another filter(s). AOnly does one kind of makeup - badly done eyeliner with tacky, shiny eye shadow and dark lipstick. In these photos she "has" fake eyelashes, nude lipstick and dark, gradating eye shadow.
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Her eyeliner game isn't too bad most of the time. It's better than her poetry.
 
Bitchinista said:
This is the longest bout of radio silence she's had in a long-ass time. No social media posts, no replies to other people, nothing. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that house right now. So when do we think her next update will drop?
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She mentioned before that if she's silent she's usually binging heavily, so I'm excited to hear about her new highest weight
 
raritycunt said:
Has she always flaunted her tits or is it recently in the last year? I can't remember seeing it in her older vlogs but the last six months at least have been full of cleavage shots, "accidentally" having the camera too low and spilling food on her tits while she moans about it. Either she's stopped giving a fuck about covering herself as much or shes trying to be a sexy slug queen
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Which pair of tits? Front, middle or the pairs on the back? You're gonna have to be more specific I'm afraid.
 
"you should be a writer!" is what you tell young children who lie/talk too damn much. just like you tell little kids who argue/backtalk too much "you should be a lawyer"
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
"you should be a writer!" is what you tell young children who lie/talk too damn much. just like you tell little kids who argue/backtalk too much "you should be a lawyer"
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Oh, Amber as personal injury lawyer.

Your honour... My client has been in inscruciating pain ever since the accident. She can't drive herself to Cheesecake Factory any more though she can totally still fit in the passenger seat, you guyz. She has also developed bolth binge eedin disorder and ptsd from the rain and petals eavesdrop incident. Mental things is scary, your honour.
 
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