🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Blossom said:
A link to the original post with Big Al's tumblr:

It's amazing just how little has changed in 4 years.

Some notable excerpts:
  • "So much talk is said but so little action is taken. I have figured out in the last couple of years that this is not my fault."
  • "I am screaming so hard on the inside and outside but no one hears me... my scream is strong and it wants to be catched, hugged, soothed, and healed."
  • "I am not saying I am going to purely eat broccoli and plain chicken but I am going to stop lying to myself and everyone else, finally fall onto track instead of staying off of it"
  • "Purposly trying to eat less is such a tedious chore but it is also a blessing, a blessing of sorts that can create me to come out of hiding and be an inspiration again. I want to inspire."
Thanks for reminding us of this masterpiece, @marjoram . These old blogs are all the more fun to revisit knowing what an amazeen writer our gorl imagined herself to be while typing these out.
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She reblogged so many horny posts on that old blog, I'm disturbed. How times have changed for ol' Amber since she's reached peak Jabba.

If anyone feels like doing some excavation without having to dodge all her aesthetic reblogs, this tool runs through and pulls every self posted image and text post from her old blog, from a cursory scan theres mostly 2012-2014 fossils in there. Some extremely cringey love notes and some posts about her parents. She's barely recognisable in some of the selfies she posted since her face wasn't just a swollen ball of meat like it is now.
 
Random musings: does anyone else remember that show called Wife Swap, where two families would swap a wife/husband/whatever and they had to live by the original wife's rules for X amount of time before laying down their own rules? I'd pay to watch that shit with Becky and Bibi swapping lives.
 
Pizza Doe said:
She reblogged so many horny posts on that old blog, I'm disturbed. How times have changed for ol' Amber since she's reached peak Jabba.

If anyone feels like doing some excavation without having to dodge all her aesthetic reblogs, this tool runs through and pulls every self posted image and text post from her old blog, from a cursory scan theres mostly 2012-2014 fossils in there. Some extremely cringey love notes and some posts about her parents. She's barely recognisable in some of the selfies she posted since her face wasn't just a swollen ball of meat like it is now.
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I went through her pictures and... wow.

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Edit: removed the 2nd picture because I felt like this picture alone is a better comparison tbh
 
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xenomorph said:
You all know what she's doing, she wants to go dark so she can emerge down weight, however during her time off she has binged causing her to gain weight so her reemergence is delayed. Now she will come back and say she DID lose some weight but it wasn't for her and will refuse a weigh in.
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Her metamorphic reemergence will be akin to this

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Edited because I have been drinking whiskey sours
 
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Pizza Doe said:
She's barely recognisable in some of the selfies she posted since her face wasn't just a swollen ball of meat like it is now.
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eh, not really. looks like her face has always been a giant meatball. The biggest difference I see from those old photos is that she's now so fat she can no longer fake having any kind of facial struture with that elevated fat-girl angle
 
89elbees said:
Random musings: does anyone else remember that show called Wife Swap, where two families would swap a wife/husband/whatever and they had to live by the original wife's rules for X amount of time before laying down their own rules? I'd pay to watch that shit with Becky and Bibi swapping lives.
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If im not mistaken, Chantel can drive, can't she? Becky'd be on goddamn vacation.
 
something that hits me is that we may see becks lose some weight if amber tries this longer than expected. Becks has been trying to stop eating out so much and, if I remember, actually lost weight on a diet with the boys until hamber demanded a date night out somewhere.
 
angelicbitch said:
I went through her pictures and... wow.


2014


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2014 she was still high 300s..380lbs? she must of carried it well because that is alot for a woman 5'3"... wait.... don't tell me those are the same pants. black yoga leggings are permanently on her legs I can't tell the difference anymore.
 
xenomorph said:
She's barely literate, what makes her think she can write?
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This is a conceit that kills me about Big Albert.

Her entire oeuvre (fuckin get me. I'm in "Pretentious Wanker" mode) consists of entirely self-referential dribbling about, for and solely pertaining to herself, Albert: The Life, The Legend, The Journey.

Her "love of writeeeeen" starts and stops with the dream of her 80lbs better self sitting in a bookshop signing huge heaps of Her Story to a never-ending line of adoring punters. But 90% of writing ISN'T books and her shtick is a tiny percentage of that, even if she thought her ghastly fanfic would ever get published aside from her fabulous memoirs. Apart from the big guns, most writers earn their daily on uncredited stuff - every blurb, advert, professional website etc etc has "a writer" in there somewhere, and a considerable percentage of books that do make it are ghosted. She grasps none of that.

Al doesn't love writing, she loves the idea of Being A Writer and she absolutely loves contemplating the marvel that is herself. Writing is just another medium through which to worship at the altar of self - and to put off making any real change, because it's much easier to write pseudo-deep shite about Big Depresshuns than make the changes needed to help it, or to create a fantasy AL that "inspires" people in some nebulous, unstated way. You need to fucking DO SOMETHING to inspire others, just as you need to write something outside your own reference to claim to love writing.

Those who love writing....write. A spergout on here has more claim than her endless glorified diaries, and just like anything else, even if you genuinely love writing a lot of the time it's fucking hard slog. And she can prove me wrong in an instant, with just one piece of writing that is in no way related to her life. But she won't.

Fucking Kiwi Farmers have a greater legacy in terms of writing simply because we think outside ourselves. That has to be the epitome of black humour.

Tl:dr Clanger's having an eppy again, ignore; it's probably late anyway (catching up.) She'll shut up eventually.

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wait.... don't tell me those are the same pants. black yoga leggings are permanently on her legs I can't tell the difference anymore.
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They've fused.



(Dammit. @emspex - sorry Ems, dubble-bubbled. Can you merge these next time you're wandering past, pretty pliz. Ta.)
 
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While I don't feel bad for AL in any way, shape, or form, given that she's a terrible human and has done this all to herself, I almost get a feel when I think about how natural body fat distribution did her dirty. Not a single sign of a tit until she broke 500 lbs. A true tragedy of our time
 
The longer I watch this train wreck, the harder it is to stay civil. Anyone with self esteem issues should watch ALR so they can be reminded that there’s people out there with absolutely zero redeeming qualities who act like they shit gold.
 
pretty much this and whilst todays video is clearly older footage, I think anyway the bitch tries to troll too hard. Trisha does the same too but she is somewhat redeemable because she atleast tries to correct her life. Hambeast at this point is bordering irredeemable, she purposely isolated Becky to sway her judgement and essentially control her. She tried to do the same with Destiny but she did not count on Destiny not being basic, sure she is simple but not disabled. Hamber thought that and got burned but Becky she prays on her insecurities and runs with them destroying her.

Becky is a cunt yes, she has done some pretty vile shit and she is lazy but does she deserve to be destroyed like Amber is doing real time before us. I am somewhat uncomfortable sure I meme but the Becky side is uncomfortable and I hope she finds the strength to say no tbh.
 
I noticed something on Ambers Instagram today, why does it say “ Greg; 04.09.17” in her bio? This is my first post on here.. I’ve been wondering ever since I saw it and figured someone here would know.

Sorry if this has been asked before.
 
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