🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Masta]

and she doesn't even like pizza. so imagine being on the first day or 2 of phentermine when it's working 100% before hitting some tolerance and she still ate something she doesn't even like. her mindset at 400 pounds she needs to eat to survive is still the same today... not that there is no food shortage in Kentucky. she just had to wait a few hours for dusty to get her a salad but she felt if she didn't eat some leftover pizza before people got home she'd starve to death. or someone else might eat that pizza.

pro-tip: substitute food for coffee + energy drinks, no hunger and you are energized.
It's a habit I noticed from supersize vs superskinny, all the 'superskinnys' would drink coke, coffee, and energy drinks throughout the day.
Not healthy at all, but it gets weight off.

Imo, the only thing that will save big AL, and it's not counting calories, weight watchers, dietitians, intutive eating, or octiva (whatever the fk its called). It's her coming to the realization that he, I am in control of what goes in and out of my body, not the binge monster, it's me. Basically what I am trying to say is grow up, youre not a helpless child anymore, youre almost 30, and it's time to take some responsibility.

Sorry for the little rant, it's just wishful thinking.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I say she can knock herself out. Its something different than what she usually does and im interested to hear the excuses of why THIS ONE didnt work out for her.

Totally agreed. The overconfident, arrogant and defensive CuntyLynn is the most entertaining version of Big Al by a mile. Plus we are finally getting something other than Torrid hauls and watching her sit on Pillow Peak pretending to cry, or out of breath at her oven-chair, pretending she cooks.

She's refusing to back down about Optavia and she's being an asshole about it, which will make it all the more delightful when she inevitably quits her foolproof plan.

In other news: along with researching MLMs, she apparently has also just learned about the "mocking" Spongebob meme and thinks she's being suuuuper sassy by using it on all the haturz. Good job Amber, Got 'em!

 

[marjoram]

See Big Al? THIS is why people can't stand you. The smug, arrogant, cuntishness is insufferable...

Also--anyone who took even a cursory glance at this new SCHEME of hers knows it's not gonna work. The thing about "research", Big Al, is you gotta understand what yer reading.....

 

[ADHD]

Tupperware would be a much better investment of $400 tbh.

Shouldn't she wait until she's actually lost some weight before going on about how great the company is?

Sassy cunt Amber truly is best Amber!

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

Our gorl attempting to get advice.


What’s the point of asking it, if you ain’t even gonna do it. Holy shit Amber, you are a fucking attention whore.

 

[marjoram]

Does she think "weight loss surgery" is something you go pick up off the shelf at Walmart?

Hate to be the one to break it to her (), but I doubt she'd ever be a good candidate; and I doubt any surgeon would touch her with somebody else's ten-foot-pole....

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Let me guess:

She'll come up with some bogus calculation, such as her "program" has half the calories a WLS patient eats. Therefore, she'll imagine she'll lose weight twice as fast as WLS. Then she'll Google surgery results, multiply by two, and drift off to sleep having assured herself that she'll lose at least 75 lbs a month swilling that powdered shit.

So in less than six months, she can be back to orange chicken feasts.

 

[ADHD]

FFS, Dr. Now tells people to eat a 1200 calorie diet. She's seen the show, she knows this. It doesn't matter what WLS patients currently eat. She couldn't stick to 3000 calories a day, there's no way she can stick to anything more restrictive than that.

 

[Dokkaebi]

Becky used to look human before Amber sunk her teeth in.

It's genuinely sad to see the difference in Becky, in the first picture she actually looks pretty confident and in the second one she has this thousand yard PTSD flashback stare. Likely because of the extra weight she has rapidly put on since she started seeing AL.

 

[ADHD]

That first picture was from 8 or 9 years ago. There's been a few girlfriends other than Amber between then and now.

 

[Dokkaebi]

That first picture was from 8 or 9 years ago. There's been a few girlfriends other than Amber between then and now.

Despite that though, it seems like AL really made a difference. And it isn't for the better. She has made quite a transformation in less than 2 years, because AL is mildly abusive to Becky in many different ways. She couldn't even keep the binge monster from Becky, too. It's like getting your sober SO addicted to the same drug you're addicted to. AL could give less than a shit about Becky.

 

[497]

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poor AL... so she is waiting to move out with Becky because she thinks these protein shakes are the magic to lose weight? she's really gone off the deep end. Plus she is eating whatever she wants till the special box comes. Add atleast 20 pounds to her last starting weight. She is definitely 580lbs-599lbs at this point.

That first picture was from 8 or 9 years ago. There's been a few girlfriends other than Amber between then and now.

she's also lost alot of nephews and family members since then. that is why she has the PTSD flashback stare.

 

[Turd Blossom]

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What’s the point of asking it , if you ain’t even gonna do it. Holy shit Amber , you are a fucking attention whore.

>It's an expiriment/hypothesis I needed to figure out
Amberlynn Reid: writer, poet, vlogger extraordinaire, fashionista, relentless researcher, journal connoisseur, chili chef and weightloss scientist! Is there nothing our gorl can't do?

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

>It's an expiriment/hypothesis I needed to figure out
Amberlynn Reid: writer, poet, vlogger extraordinaire, fashionista, relentless researcher, journal connoisseur, chili chef and weightloss scientist! Is there nothing our gorl can't do?

Lose weight?

 

[raritycunt]

Oh here we fucking go everyone’s being “negative” and poor amber has had enough.

 

[Turd Blossom]

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But what about all your adoring fans that you were just crowing about? What will all of the nurses, cops, teachers, prisoners and children do without having you to inspire them with your raw, honest weightgain journey? Think of the children!

I realize this is just for attention and asspats, but even Amber knows this is an empty threat. She doesn't leave her house anymore, she struggles to come up with ideas for videos as it is, no one is going to hang around for her opinions on tv shows or lesbian comics, and she doesn't even have the stamina for an "organizing my scrunchie collection" video. And ain't nobody interested in Becky's arts and crafts or more stories about her gassy birth aunt ghosts.

Without discussing her "weightloss journey", she might find it difficult to pay for those "well thought out" MLM fuelings that are going to surely change her life.

But it's pretty fun to be treated to both CuntyLynn AND VictimLynn on the same night!

 

[raritycunt]

But what about all your adoring fans that you were just crowing about? What will all of the nurses, cops, teachers, prisoners and children do without having you to inspire them with your raw, honest weightgain journey? Think of the children!

I realize this is just for attention and asspats, but even Amber knows this is an empty threat. She doesn't leave her house anymore, she struggles to come up with ideas for videos as it is, no one is going to hang around for her opinions on tv shows or lesbian comics, and she doesn't even have the stamina for an "organizing my scrunchie collection" video. And ain't nobody interested in Becky's arts and crafts or more stories about her gassy birth aunt ghosts.

Without discussing her "weightloss journey", she might find it difficult to pay for those "well thought out" MLM fuelings that are going to surely change her life.

But it's pretty fun to be treated to both CuntyLynn AND VictimLynn on the same night!

You said everything that was on my mind. The best part is she’s getting mad because people are trying to warn her about something that she’s probably going to complain about WHEN (not if) it fails because she can’t follow simple instructions.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Sure, Jan.

This whole new bullshit of a target weight of being 170 elbees is such absolute bullshit.
Amberlynn Reid does not want to be 170 pounds for one reason and one reason only. Accountability. If she was her target weight she would be held accountable for her sloth and filthiness and her sheer ignorance of being a decent human being. This is why the lowest she would ever go at this point () would be 450. That is a comfortable number for her because she is fat enough to still warrant freak show attention but "thin" enough to get back in the car to shop and go out to eat.

 

[Fubby]

Becky used to look human before Amber sunk her teeth in.

The first picture was probably never the real Becky and the Becky we know now is actually her at her most genuine self. A lot of lesbians present more femme before they come out of the closet and learn to accept themselves, so her with makeup on was probably her trying to hide who she really was. I think the butch Becky we all know now is a more accurate portrayal of her true self and i bet she's probably happier and more comfortable dressing like a manchild now then she did back then. Unfortunately for her, her true authentic identity just happens to be an emotionally stunted, unambitious lazy slob.

I do agree that Amber definitely doesn't help her situation though. She's not exactly out there encouraging Becky to flourish into the best version of herself. Why do that when you can keep her locked down and isolated and have your own personal Burger king chauffeur? If Becky had any self-esteem she would be out of there, which is why it's important for Amber to keep emotionally manipulating her and to cultivate the most unhappy and co-dependent environment possible.

 

[Whale Watcher]

The first picture was probably never the real Becky and the Becky we know now is actually her at her most genuine self. A lot of lesbians present more femme before they come out of the closet and learn to accept themselves, so her with makeup on was probably her trying to hide who she really was. I think the butch Becky we all know now is a more accurate portrayal of her true self and i bet she's probably happier and more comfortable dressing like a manchild now then she did back then. Unfortunately for her, her true authentic identity just happens to be an emotionally stunted, unambitious lazy slob.

I do agree that Amber definitely doesn't help her situation though. She's not exactly out there encouraging Becky to flourish into the best version of herself. Why do that when you can keep her locked down and isolated and have your own personal Burger king chauffeur? If Becky had any self-esteem she would be out of there, which is why it's important for Amber to keep emotionally manipulating her and to cultivate the most unhappy and co-dependent environment possible.

I both agree & disagree.
I think that presenting more butch is probably more true to the "real" Becky, but I don't think that the way she dresses presently is the "real" Becky either. Her clothing choices haven't just gotten more boyish over the years, they've also gotten much more lazy. Even by lesbian standards. People often point out that it's not like there's a lack of masculine dyke-wear that looks put-together and presentable. But she's stopped caring about her appearance in general ever since she gave up her job & stopped going out in public.

Someone in the Becky fashion thread was saying that her apparel (most notably her wearing pajamas as pants) has all of the hallmarks of social shut-in depression-wear. It kind of made me think. I had always just assumed that Becky's clothing choices came down to terrible taste, but I wonder how much of her clashing, lounge-wear style comes from just not giving a fuck because she doesn't go anywhere or do anything?

I don't know if we've ever actually seen Becky presenting as her most genuine self because I'm not so sure that Becky cares enough about life to put herself together in a way that even she at least likes.