🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mr Foster said:
At least here in Canada, it's pretty hard to justify eating 20 dollars worth of Mcdicks for a person of any size.

That's a lot of food.
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Is it? Two meals comes to like $16-18, and you know AL could throw a couple combos back. I think she’s being conservative in her $20 estimate.
 
That whole jar of pickles and all that cheese will be gone day 1 who is she fucking kidding
 
She just ranted on Snapchat with a voice changing filter on. I couldn’t figure out anything she said because I was too distracted by the buttcrack on her neck.
 
I am genuinely interested to see if she will EVER admit to this failing (because it will, we know that already).

As in, is she going to come clean and admit that she couldn't stick to it (aka blame her disorders), or is she going to make up some lie about tragedy knocking her off course, her coach blocking her, etc?
 
Re: the Snapchat rant:

Messages from people concerned about her getting gallstones from this programme. Amber is not worried about gallstone issues as she already has gallstones.
 
How can she have gallstones and no gall bladder attacks? With all the shit she eats she’d be having an attack every time she ate. You don’t just have one attack and it gets better over time. Or is she trying to copy Eric?
 
Your Dead Tamagotchi said:
I am genuinely interested to see if she will EVER admit to this failing (because it will, we know that already).

As in, is she going to come clean and admit that she couldn't stick to it (aka blame her disorders), or is she going to make up some lie about tragedy knocking her off course, her coach blocking her, etc?
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I mean, it's a foregone conclusion that she will fail. Since she's been chimping on folks so hard for their skepticism of the program, she'll take longer than normal to admit it or never mention it again. My prediction is that she'll "take a break" for a few days then make a video all teary and woe is me about how this just didn't work for her because it gave her too much freedom or was too restrictive and she's not saying it doesn't work for some people (think her general WW spiel). Then we'll get a vlog telling us about how she's going back to calorie counting because that totally works. She knows how to do this, gorls.
 
I'm looking forward to her upcoming "Exploring my WHYs" video. I haven't done hours and hours and hours of research, nor am I one of the six thousand people who have successfully done this plan without issues, but a quick scan of the Optavia coach manual tells me it's coming.

A "Why" video would be a good way for ALR to claim she's on the program without having to show her making or eating any of the food.

And she can also apparently claim how much rest she needs to get, and how she can't exercise per the plan. Very convenient to be told, "No, don't exercise. We aren't giving you enough energy to expend because you are basically starving."
 
ChubbyChaser said:
How can she have gallstones and no gall bladder attacks? With all the shit she eats she’d be having an attack every time she ate. You don’t just have one attack and it gets better over time. Or is she trying to copy Eric?
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She could'nt handle that pain, no way no how. If she was really having attacks she would be begging them to remove her gallbladder.

What probably happened is she had a bout of gastritis and they did a scan and found gallstones so now anytime she overeats and has a gas attack she thinks its a gallbladder attack.
 
TacoSoup said:
Re: the Snapchat rant:

Messages from people concerned about her getting gallstones from this programme. Amber is not worried about gallstone issues as she already has gallstones.
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But you see, keto's out of the question because of the gallstones. She was pretty clear about that. Same reason why her doctor was "misinformed" when she told AL to do a low-carb diet.

This guy, though, this salesman coach, this guy knows what he's talking about. And it's not like gallstones are a big deal, right? Right. She just has to avoid weight loss gallbladder surgery at all costs because being a bit bigger (as she is) she's likely to have problems even finding a surgeon because she's such a fucking liability thorough researcher that she'd make the whole surgical staff insecure.
 
If she starts losing weight (LOL) she is going to have to get that gallbladder out. Regardless of the diet plan, when deathfats start dropping serious tonnage the gallbladder shits out. Their gallbladders are already beat up just from getting so fat in the first place. A surgeon told me that (he worded it better, obviously)
 
Wow, that’s snapchat rant was something else.

Also in three weeks she will be talking about the crazy rumor that she spends $1,000 dollars per month on food. Gawd, where do people come up with this stuff?? People just want to see our gorl fail. :roll:

Also LOL @ the rapid weight loss she had in Virginia that she got gallstones from.

It’s crazy how hard she’s defending this program she hasn’t even started yet.

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Meth head brother maybe? I'm guessing hes trying to guilt her into sending him cash because he saw how much she's spending on the MLM program.
 
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CindyChafe said:
Wow, that’s snapchat rant was something else.

Also in three weeks she will be talking about the crazy rumor that she spends $1,000 dollars per month on food. Gawd, where do people come up with this stuff?? People just want to see our gorl fail. :roll:

Also LOL @ the rapid weight loss she had in Virginia that she got gallstones from.

It’s crazy how hard she’s defending this program she hasn’t even started yet.

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Meth head brother maybe? I'm guessing hes trying to guilt her into sending him cash because he saw how much she's spending on the MLM program.
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Amber, nobody fucking cares. And you have to look up to people since you can't stand up
 
CindyChafe said:
Wow, that’s snapchat rant was something else.

Also in three weeks she will be talking about the crazy rumor that she spends $1,000 dollars per month on food. Gawd, where do people come up with this stuff?? People just want to see our gorl fail. :roll:

Also LOL @ the rapid weight loss she had in Virginia that she got gallstones from.

It’s crazy how hard she’s defending this program she hasn’t even started yet.

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Meth head brother maybe? I'm guessing hes trying to guilt her into sending him cash because he saw how much she's spending on the MLM program.
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Mmm vague-snapping. Yeah nobody cares. Either say what you have to say or shut the fuck up, Amber. You're well past the age where vaguely whining about someone hurting your feelings is appropriate behavior.

I agree she's absolutely going to forget she said how much she spends on food every month. Maybe $1k was an exaggeration, maybe it was low-ball, either way she's going to try to turn it into a pedantic slap in the face to her hayders who don't say the right number, down to the penny.
 
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