🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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meatplowman said:
I don't care what NONE of y'all say, I'll totally screw Big Al. That sex would be so epic! But of course, I'll be on top. I'm thirsty, not suicidal.
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were you the person that was going to make clay figures of AL and Becky and put them in sexual positions just to see how it's possible? I was kinda hoping to see it but then these mean kfarmers thread banned the person
 
When you reminisce about the time you only weighed one and a half baby elephants instead of two and a half. But go on, tell the people who gawk at you that their lives are sad some more.
 
If she was losing weight she would literally be incapable of restraining herself from bragging about it.

Bitch you're gaining and everybody knows it
 
"Whenever people ask if I'm gaining weight, I just say I'm losing."

I think about that scene in one of her old 'confessing my lies' videos a lot, lately. Not sure why...
 
Nikocado just mentioned on his second channel that while he was visiting Chicago that he was going to drive to Kentucky to film with someone but "she is having a rough time right now". Gorl. who else in Kentucky who we know has contact with Nik is having a rough time down in Kentucky atm?

Its funny though because whenever anyone asks her who she wants to collab with/who she has plans to collab with she always says Nik. He was about to drive his ass over to her and make it happen and she made up an excuse. She's too ashamed to meet him in person, not to mention giving up control of letting someone film her from whatever angle they want, edit her however they want... a complete stranger mind you. No way in hell.

No need to worry though AL, Nik is all about exploiting your weight just like you are. He would have happily hopped in bed with you and filmed a bed bound mukbang shoveling all your favorite binge foods down your throat. If you think Becky enables you, just wait until someone like Nik comes into your life. All your wildest dreams would come true.
 
AL probably freaked when she found out that Nik collaborator Hungry Fat Chick, as fucking enormous as she looks in her videos, did a live weigh-in recently and weighs almost 200 lbs less than her.
 
Nick needs a place to stay. He's been back at home with his parents and shuffling between mukbanger couches. It would sure be swell if he moved into the gay daycare and shook things up between Eric and Rickie. And the candid footage of everyone would be golden.
 
The reason Hungry Fatchick looks so much larger than AL is bcause she carries so much of her weight in her arms/face. While AL's arms are bigger than my own (FAT) thighs (yikes) the most of her weight is for sure in her stomach/drape/butt/and legs. You know all the places she rarely shows unless she's shaking it ferociously in an attempt to get views from her "dancing".

hotcheetospuffs said:
Nick needs a place to stay. He's been back at home with his parents and shuffling between mukbanger couches. It would sure be swell if he moved into the gay daycare and shook things up between Eric and Rickie. And the candid footage of everyone would be golden.
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Fuck, could you imagine how many years Nik would take off of AL's lifespan if he was in her life everyday?

He would literally shovel fast food down her throat without a single regard of what its doing to her. And we're talking about AL's off camera portions as well. Three burgers, four orders of fries, milkshakes, onion rings. An entire value menu. He gives no shits and AL would just be so happy that someone was finally letting her live her life the way she's always wanted, publicly, that she wouldn't even care.
 
xenomorph said:
Yeah, cause it's not like we haven't seen her look like a blobfish already
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She'd probably be more horrified at people getting a sneak peek at her naked legs than any other part of her body.

raritycunt said:
And yet the amount of women out there close to ambers size who have children (young children too, born within the last year or two) is a big indicator of just how many men WILL fuck someone that size. *cringe*
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I'm not surprised that there's men out there who will fuck women that size. I am surprised the women were able to conceive and carry to term.

the hugga bunch said:
Nikocado just mentioned on his second channel that while he was visiting Chicago that he was going to drive to Kentucky to film with someone but "she is having a rough time right now". Gorl. who else in Kentucky who we know has contact with Nik is having a rough time down in Kentucky atm?
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Tammy Slaton?
 
the hugga bunch said:
The reason Hungry Fatchick looks so much larger than AL is bcause she carries so much of her weight in her arms/face. While AL's arms are bigger than my own (FAT) thighs (yikes) the most of her weight is for sure in her stomach/drape/butt/and legs. You know all the places she rarely shows unless she's shaking it ferociously in an attempt to get views from her "dancing".
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I'm sorry, but I believe you meant to say shaking it with fierce. Please watch your butt, lest I be triggered anew.
 
raritycunt said:
And yet the amount of women out there close to ambers size who have children (young children too, born within the last year or two) is a big indicator of just how many men WILL fuck someone that size. *cringe*
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Most dudes are just desperate for kids and to lose their virginity. Some genuinely like to fuck big chicks, I don't get it. I don't want to get it.
 
raritycunt said:
Can you imagine if she just gives up the weight loss altogether on screen? Her subscribers would go down faster than the titanic. I mean we all know on here she’s basically given up but those deluded enough to think she’s actually going to succeed would be horrified.
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IF she honestly changed her channel and dropped the tags she's using now, I don't think she'd lose subscribers, because most of them are just there to see how much she's gaining. The real problem would be that she wouldn't attract new marks.

The new marks, you see, are the only ones who will be nice and defend her (for a short period of time. Then they either give up and move on, or evolve into haydurz).

Amber has no interests or skills other than eating. What is this "new" channel going to be about?
 
Long time lurker said:
IF she honestly changed her channel and dropped the tags she's using now, I don't think she'd lose subscribers, because most of them are just there to see how much she's gaining. The real problem would be that she wouldn't attract new marks.

The new marks, you see, are the only ones who will be nice and defend her (for a short period of time. Then they either give up and move on, or evolve into haydurz).

Amber has no interests or skills other than eating. What is this "new" channel going to be about?
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Personally I'm hoping she starts a cooking show for real, all of her delicious creations... maybe the slowcooker will be resurrected so she can claim she made food for everyone and then scarf all of it down once the camera is off.
 
497 said:
I wonder if the Nik thing was her "casting call"... do you think we'll ever hear about that again? In one of her
Q & A things she said she would talk about it later. How long do those things take to sort out before people can legally talk about the show?
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I've done work that required a NDA etc. If she wasn't accepted? The NDA likely immediately went out of effect. She has no idea about other patients and people involved in the actual production. Even if she violated the NDA, it's not likely to be the kind where you promptly can be sued. It likely means she will just never be accepted for the show.

Honestly I bet what really happened is she failed to get considered some youtube colab from people actually losing weight. If she got to the casting call for 'Deathfats season whatever' we'd know. Simply put, she isn't the type they want. Every one on that show has shown some chance of changing. Hamber, despite claiming to be an expert has only averaged what, 10 pounds a month? They don't want her on that show.
 
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