🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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literally low-key said:
Admitting needing help when her scooter died and admitting she couldn't walk to the examining room from the waiting room has me baffled. She knows it's shocking, but is she telling us for sympathy? She should know it will garner hate comments. She's a simpleton, yet the way her brain works confuses me completely.
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I think she knows the only reason the majority of her audience watches is because she's a circus act. She wants that youtube money, so she's willing to embarrass herself for it.
 
So day 2 of the supposed weight loss group.

She picked a good time to refuse to upload videos. Now even the internet can't hold her accountable.
 
I'm not a fan of the whole "I'll start my diet on January 1st" thing. If you've been pigging out all year long, why would January 1st of (insert year) be different?
 
ghosttown17 said:
I'm not a fan of the whole "I'll start my diet on January 1st" thing. If you've been pigging out all year long, why would January 1st of (insert year) be different?
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Completely agree. but it IS nice seeing discounts on protein powder and gym clothes for people who are serious about health and fitness.
 
It always tickles my funny bone that the Queen of Moderation has a Binge eating disorder. I mean if you think of it, this could write itself. It’s actually comedy gold.

I love it
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Can someoen photoshop those numbers into 600? Or maybe 599.2 because you need 4 numbers and she's always been autistic about tenths of a pound
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Dutch Courage said:
Maybe flip it sideways and 'shop it into a casket too?
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I gotchu fam. Slow day at work and my inspiration has blossomed daintily like a flower, yet fiercely like a monster truck in the nightlife.
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Here lies our favorite gorl. At a delicate 599.4 pounds, she never got to fulfill her 786th journey on weight loss, even though her death was an absolute shock after her doctors said she was completely healthy. It must have been all the water weight poisoning her. Like what?? Lesbereal, we didn't see that comin' y'all.

Though she is gone, her spirit lives on in the splendor surrounding her grave site.

She has taken her favorite possessions with her to the afterlife: her journals, her mukbangs, her scootypuff, her Torrid hauls, and beloved Twinkie Storr.
 
meangorl666 said:
That's not actually even considered "hand writing". That is printing. Handwriting has always been cursive writing in my part of the world (Canada).
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I don't think Amber ever learned cursive. They don't teach it in most U.S. schools anymore.
 
She snapchatted a pic of Becky with a medical boot on. Who is gonna do all the food runs now? Perhaps this will force them to cook at home more... Nah, it's just opening the door for more delivery. Or do you think she's still gonna make Becky drive with that?
 
The Thumb fall into another pothole? Or is this just a flair up of the *awful* injury she had from falling into a pothole which was sooooo bad it caused her to quit her job???

ETA; Big Al prolly stepped on her foot.....
 
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