🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That's really interesting. Does anyone have any guesses as to the psychology behind why this is? I love this shit.
I could be like how drug addicts or alcoholics say they can stop anytime they want instead of admitting that they are slaves to a substance. Its a pretty common excuse that they choose to keep using instead of admitting defeat and that they need serious help to actually stop. Amber says she chooses to do these things instead of admitting that she has fucked up her life to the point that only professional help will be able to get her on the right path.
 
I know I'm super late to the game; but I went back and watched AL's first video and man even at 23 she was a big girl. 360 lbs when she started her channel nearly 5 years ago. In that time she's gained 200 lbs, nearly doubling the size she used to be. She's also so soft spoken and so different acting. But even at that size, when she was mobile, she was lazy, sitting around the house most of the time not doing anything.
 
I know I'm super late to the game; but I went back and watched AL's first video and man even at 23 she was a big girl. 360 lbs when she started her channel nearly 5 years ago. In that time she's gained 200 lbs, nearly doubling the size she used to be. She's also so soft spoken and so different acting. But even at that size, when she was mobile, she was lazy, sitting around the house most of the time not doing anything.
Hambert tends to take behave as a chameleon with her partners. She always takes on their characteristics and Krystle was very soft spoken and meek. That's also where she lost the mystical 89 elbees because Krystle's parents made her do housework and eat decently. Then she moved on to Destiny and she because what she thought was cute and sassy, but was really just shrill and annoying because Destiny's personality was more extroverted. Now she's with Necky and she's taken on all the depressive and dull characteristics of her. She has no authentic personality. Her weight gain is the one constant.
 
I know I'm super late to the game; but I went back and watched AL's first video and man even at 23 she was a big girl. 360 lbs when she started her channel nearly 5 years ago. In that time she's gained 200 lbs, nearly doubling the size she used to be. She's also so soft spoken and so different acting. But even at that size, when she was mobile, she was lazy, sitting around the house most of the time not doing anything.

She acted different because her girlfriend at that time acted different. She was the shy, soft-spoken anime shoujo for Krystal, the GORRRRLLLL for Destiny, and now she's adopted a borderline re.tarded fake Kentucky accent on a select few words for Necky. Amber molds her mannerisms to whatever she thinks her latest victim wants.
 
I honestly think back in the early days she seemed so soft spoken because she was embarrassed about what she was doing. Come on, a giant obese toddler talking to her phone by herself all the time? She did it a lot at Destiny's mom's house too. When they're out in public or if anyone's parents are actually around while she was vlogging she's still obnoxious and screechy.
I don't think she's much different now, just really leaning into her shit cause she has the paychecks to back it up. She was and will always be obscenely dumb and awful.
 
I've said it before, she was only quiet because she didn't want to disturb Krystle's parents with her annoying as fuck vlogging habit. That's literally all it was. She wasn't meek or shy or gentle. Reminder that she beat up her previous girlfriend before Krystle and according to [some girl who spilled the tea I can't remember anymore, it's in this dainty thread somewhere] Amberlynn hit Krystle, too.
 
I wasn't trying to claim she actually was shy and meek. Just that she adopted the mannerisms suggesting she was.
 
Amberlynn would never want to own a home because she couldn't take care of it on her own. At an apartment you call the landlord when something breaks. If you own the place you're on the hook for every cost and have to fix shit yourself or figure out who to hire to fix it.
 
Seriously, I don't understand frequent cheat meals during weight loss. You aren't changing anything by eating a few leaves in between binges. IMO, you need to wait a solid 6-9 months to be able to do that without being thrown off track.

I read a study a while back, they were following subjects on a calorie restriction diet punctuated by weekly cheat meals and a calorie restriction only control group. The group that had cheat meals had a higher metabolism (BMR) at the end of the study than the control group. It suggests there might be some scientific truth to the idea of cheat meals, although we'd need more study about it to conclude that, it would explain why the idea organically became so popular in the fitness community. This kind of fine-tuning of diet doesn't really matter for deathfats like our gorl though, it's been a cheat decade for her.
 
She doesn't want to marry Becky because their relationship was, and is, entirely predicated on Amber needing a surrogate parent to accommodate her and drive her to Food Places. Their relationship is totally mercenary: Amber is a vicious narcissist who plies Becky with money to drive her around so she can glut her tasteless tongue with cheap trash, and Becky is a lazy halfwit who knowingly enables Amber's piggery in exchange for men's graphic tees and crayons. Amber says she wants to move, but what she is actually saying is that she wants a better food slave in a better location: if Amber caught wind of another easily manipulated dimwit lesbo with a better resumé than Thumby, the next day Becky would come home to nothing but Amber's awful smell and several abandoned pets.

But, with Amber gaining weight faster than a bear in autumn, it may prove very difficult to dislodge herself from her current sconce. She is not the sprightly Amberlynn of her clapping.gif days; when she hits 600 next January she won't be able to stand up for more than a minute or two, and she couldn't move house in that condition. Smugly gorging herself with Becky is going to have a price, paid in living out the rest of her days with a misshappen butler who looks and sounds like Humpty Dumpty had a stroke.

my question was only a little joke. but yes, yes that's exactly why. well put.

Amberlynn would never want to own a home because she couldn't take care of it on her own. At an apartment you call the landlord when something breaks. If you own the place you're on the hook for every cost and have to fix shit yourself or figure out who to hire to fix it.

yeah, but i doubt they call the landlord when shit breaks. they try to fix it all white-trashily. didn't the washing machine break?
 
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She can't even use the phone to make a Dr.'s appointment,. How would she ever be able to manage even 1 property?
But she has phone anxiety, guise!

The lists of issues this girl has invented to avoid having to function as an adult is pretty astounding. Much like with the "car anxiety" that magically resolves itself when she has a craving for the Cheesecake Factory all the way in Lexington, I'm willing to bet that her crippling phone anxiety somehow disappears when she needs to call Pizza Hut for a late night delivery.
 
What precipitated her leaving Krystal for Destiny? Did K.'s parents discover Amber's abusive behavior and kick her out?
Nah, apparently Krystle and she found other lesbian speds online. According to Hambert, please take a healthy pinch of salt, they were both talking to other people for months. In Hambert's case, it was Dusty.
 
I recognize Becky's drink from last night, it's called strawberry splash and it's made with grey goose vodka. I hope you didn't drink too many of those gorl, it's not like Amberlynn can be the DD

(BJs is decent imo)
Hambergerger reviews compiled Amber's Snaps from last night- after showing us Becky's drink, she uploaded a vid of her driving.
While I'm sure one drink after a bunch of greasy food probably didn't actually get Becky drunk, I found this comment pretty amusing:
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Edit: I know this technically might belong in the "Haydur Nation/fan videos" thread, it's just an upload of her snaps so I thought it might belong here for posterity. @emspex please let me know if I should move it.
 
^ hold on a sec ..didn't she say she stopped drinking alcohol because it's not good to drink while on meds? :biggrin: our gorl knows everything
Yeah, but also your tolerance goes up the fatter you get, so it's not a huge deal unless it's a deadly combo. I'd be shocked if Necks was even a little bit tipsy. That drink was probably more sugar than alcohol.
 
I read a study a while back, they were following subjects on a calorie restriction diet punctuated by weekly cheat meals and a calorie restriction only control group. The group that had cheat meals had a higher metabolism (BMR) at the end of the study than the control group. It suggests there might be some scientific truth to the idea of cheat meals, although we'd need more study about it to conclude that, it would explain why the idea organically became so popular in the fitness community. This kind of fine-tuning of diet doesn't really matter for deathfats like our gorl though, it's been a cheat decade for her.
I'd imagine this holds more true to those trying to shed a small number of ellbees only. ObeseToBeast has a good video on the subject and I agree with his opinion on this, although it's also based on :powerlevel:personal experience:powerlevel:

But like, I know I don't need to tell you guys that weekly:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: orange chicken binges are gonna void whatever the fuck she's claiming to do this month
 
Edit: I know this technically might belong in the "Haydur Nation/fan videos" thread, it's just an upload of her snaps so I thought it might belong here for posterity. @emspex please let me know if I should move it.
I know it's harder for people to post her video snaps, so I think it's fine here. If you want to cross-post it in the fan video thread too, go ahead.
 
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Look how fucking short Amber is.
That was 3 years ago.

Her legs were fucked even then.
And that fupa holy crap.

To think she put on 200 lbs by now.
I think she wants to become full circle (hah)
The fact that I saw this and immediately said, “Jesus look how thin she is!” is shocking and horrible. Because she has gained so much, AND because this actually registered in my brain as “thin” for her. Thin for Al is frighteningly obese for everyone else.
 
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