🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Forget her moving issues...she won’t uproot and roll down the street into another simpleton lesbian’s house because no one will WANT her. She weighs more than my sofa with me sitting on it. Even if she flashes her youtube cash around to attract a better mate than Becky, do you see it happening? If she starts up a new relationship, she can’t ease them into serving her anymore because she CAN’T take care of herself anymore. She’d be screaming at her new beau for orange chicken on day three.

And ditto to people saying the money she earns isn’t worth it. Even if she stopped wasting it and started saving for retirement, it’s not like she’d live long enough to retire. She’ll be very lucky to reach 40. I don’t know that the money she gets per year would be worth it for me to cut my lifespan in half.
 
Q&A video predictions:

-flattering questions she submitted to herself that nobody cares about
-carefully selected or simply fabricated haydur questions for her to be sassy in response to
--at least one question she made up because she has an easy way of proving it on camera, probably about hygiene
-"i haven't shown the scales because x"
-"because of my binge eating disorder"
-it's lexapro's fault that i weigh more than a refrigerator even though i was massively obese when i started it
-nonchalantly insulting or demeaning Necky
-twinkie storrr cameo looking depressed and really fat
-"you don't have to watch my videos" (but please do i need adsense shekels)
 
Somebody needs to buy this plate for AL. Great xmas gift for the cunt.
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ChubbyChaser said:
She’s celebrating victory over losing 9 lbs by going to Lexington for some orange chicken and now BJ’s.
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Seriously, I don't understand frequent cheat meals during weight loss. You aren't changing anything by eating a few leaves in between binges. IMO, you need to wait a solid 6-9 months to be able to do that without being thrown off track.
 
sixcarbchiligorl said:
That's really interesting. Does anyone have any guesses as to the psychology behind why this is? I love this shit.
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I find that interesting too. I wonder if it's because as a foster kid, she didn't have the luxury of choice when it came to food. I suspect her aggressiveness in eating even as an adult has its origins there as well. Food insecurity.
 
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Look how fucking short Amber is.
That was 3 years ago.

Her legs were fucked even then.
And that fupa holy crap.

To think she put on 200 lbs by now.
I think she wants to become full circle (hah)
 
I recognize Becky's drink from last night, it's called strawberry splash and it's made with grey goose vodka. I hope you didn't drink too many of those gorl, it's not like Amberlynn can be the DD

(BJs is decent imo)
 
Whether she wants to move or not, the smart thing to do would be to buy a cheap-ass Kentucky house or two anyway, instead of burning through that money buying junk and eating out.

Even if she doesn't live in the house she can rent it out. At least then she could pretend to have an actual job, that of a slumlord ~~property manager.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Whether she wants to move or not, the smart thing to do would be to buy a cheap-ass Kentucky house or two anyway, instead of burning through that money buying junk and eating out.

Even if she doesn't live in the house she can rent it out. At least then she could pretend to have an actual job, that of a slumlord ~~property manager.
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She can't even use the phone to make a Dr.'s appointment,. How would she ever be able to manage even 1 property?
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She's a leech for sure, but at this point she has eaten herself into a state of true dependency. It's not just that she doesn't want to drive, she's now waaaaay too big to fit behind a steering wheel. There's probably no public transportation where she lives, either.
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It seems like the only public transit in her area is like a shortbus next day taxi service.

Ricky could make bank if he did Uber, but why bother cause he gets money from his husband and fatty.
 
Strine said:
this is rather a manifestation of her total refusal to do anything difficult, because it would entail behaving like an adult.
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Amber also shows a lot of resentment towards any figure of authority and will go out of her way to prove them wrong/not do what she's told (like fudging with WW app to get more points).
The irony is that, by her own admission, the only way she ever did well (lose weight, dress appropriately, exercise, have a personal hygiene routine...) was when she had other people bossing her around.
Strine said:
She will never lose weight until she takes responsibility for herself,
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Amber refuses to grow up.
Dutch Courage said:
I am so looking forward to a 562 weigh-in just to shut her up about Lexapro causing her weight gain.
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IF she mentions a number, it will be a lie. My bet is that she'll ignore questions about her weight until after the holidays, and then like last year, she'll do one video after the gorging season saying she'll start (again) on Jan 1st.
Dutch Courage said:
She's running out of excuses.
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Never stopped her before. She's very Eco-conscious, she'll recycle her excuses.
EmpressOfLucite said:
It just goes to show there is more going on here than her supposed food addiction; it's the whole process of going to the restaurant, being seated and choosing from the menu that fires off dopamine in her sad brain.
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This. Notice that she doesn't brag (or post) much about going to fast-food joints. Yeah, I know. There will be photos taken in those places, but I think those are to show she's out and about.
I think I said this before, but to me Amber thinks going to a sit down restaurant is "fancy" and "grown up", so she brags about that every time she goes to one. She see those as treats and goes to them as much as she can because she thinks that being successful is doing only what she likes whenever she feels like it.
@meepmapmop said it best:
meepmapmop said:
I think that's why she posts all of her material goods and meals, she thinks that's what makes her look successful and admirable to others but it's really just the shell of an empty life.
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Turd Blossom said:
Not only this, but often when she vlogs in the car on the way to a restaurant she's already talking about what she's going to choose and bugs everyone else about what they're going to get.
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Small children do this. Not necessarily about a meal they're going to get, but many kids do that. Like talking non-stop about the gift they are going to get for birthday/Christmas, or how much candy they'll get on Halloween/which kind of candy they hope to get.
aerostar88 said:
IMO, you need to wait a solid 6-9 months to be able to do that without being thrown off track.
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IMO the key to keeping the weight off (which, again IMO, is more important and harder than losing weight) is to not cheat ever.
To keep the weight off one needs to change their diet permanently. Having "cheat days" is a great way to undermine months/years of work.

*A cheat day to me means the person eats whatever they want in any quantity they want.
Keyboard Warrior said:
I wonder if it's because as a foster kid, she didn't have the luxury of choice when it came to food. I suspect her aggressiveness in eating even as an adult has its origins there as well. Food insecurity.
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PSA: Amber was already morbidly obese BEFORE she went into foster care. She's told a story about her father getting McD's for his friends and her gorging on them. She also mentioned one of her parents saying there was too much food in her plate.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Even if she doesn't live in the house she can rent it out.
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The whole area where Amber lives is packed with drug addicts. Buying houses to rent are, even for normal grown ups, a nightmare in that area. There is a very good reason why houses are so cheap there. I've posted this before, now it's time stamped:
literally low-key said:
She can't even use the phone to make a Dr.'s appointment,. How would she ever be able to manage even 1 property?
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To whit:
- she cannot prove income
- she doesn't have a job nor does Becky
- she has debts from student loans and (very likely) multiple ER visits when it was her and Destiny's favorite hobby (granted she could bypass this by paying for a house upfront...)
- she does NOT have an ID card
- the only thing she has to her name (maybe) is an old car that is being crushed to death

Amber can't buy a house. She might make enough to buy a crack den in Monticello, but her financial life is a mess.
 
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For someone who is health/weight conscious a cheat day means having desert, or choosing ONE meal that is usually off of your list of foods that you usually have.

Someone who truly understands calories and how they are burned know how much they will have to burn the next day if they indulge in that hot fudge brownie sundae. Even if you don’t officially count calories for a day, you still are aware of how much cardio that sundae is worth. AL has never ever gotten to that point.

Are the members of the gaycare the upper crust of Monticello? No wonder AL acts so Bourgeois. It’s because she is literally is there. It’s all starting to make sense.

Want to feel wealthy? Move to America’s poorest towns. If you aren’t addicted to opioids, then you already have a leg up in your neighbor. Forget keeping up with the Jones’. You ARE the jones’...until you get robbed that is.
 
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