🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Barbarella]

BJs is a chain restaurant like all the others she goes to. It’s terrible, IMO.

Amber eats to forget she’s fat, and when she suddenly realizes she’s becoming encased in fat to the point of immobility, she eats again. It’s a vicious cycle and not caused by Lexapro. Also can’t be cured by any anti-depressant, because this behavior is denial, not depression.

She certainly needs therapy, and Doctor Now has it as part of his program. Interestingly, the obeasts on his show typically don’t start therapy until they have lost some weight on their own then had the surgery. Once they heal, start to feel physically better, they need to learn a new way to handle their emotions and that’s the time therapy begins. Before, they are too entrenched in their eating/coping denial behavior and don’t really see how things can change. Once the forced change occurs, there is a chance they can actually see what they are doing to themselves.

But the surgery has a low success rate. Something like only 5% keep their weight loss over time. It’s interesting-if Amber buckled down, she could lose all this weight in 3-5 years. In a year, she could lose enough to be safe enough for surgery. But it seems overwhelming to her so she doesn’t try. When she gets scared, there is always a bag of Reece’s cups.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I am so looking forward to a 562 weigh-in just to shut her up about Lexapro causing her weight gain. Besides, I thought it was the agony of abusive foster care behind the weight gain? What happened to that claim? Once the Lexapro theory is debunked, which it will be by Xmas and probably sooner, what will be the root cause then? Becky? Haydurs? She's running out of excuses.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Edit: a couple bonus SC pics, Becky's drink at "BlowJobs" (sooooo clever, Al!) and Amber's giant mug of cocoa that OBVIOUSLY won't make her gain weight either, because she knows her body guise and she's off Lexapro now which is the ONLY reason she's fat. Spoilered so all these pics don't take forever to load:

Spoiler: Drink porn

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I've said this before but one thing I find fascinating about Amber is how despite

• the overwhelming criticism she receives for her diet
• the lengths she'll go to to lie and control the narrative around her life
• the effort she puts into gaslighting her partners concerning behaviour

...our gorl canNOT resist snapchatting pics of whatever shitty chain restaurant she's in and every disgusting thing she eats there. It just goes to show there is more going on here than her supposed food addiction; it's the whole process of going to the restaurant, being seated and choosing from the menu that fires off dopamine in her sad brain.

 

[Lulu Diamonds]

it's the whole process of going to the restaurant, being seated and choosing from the menu that fires off dopamine in her sad brain.

i've noticed that you can actually see this in her use of language, she always says "I CHOSE this" or "X chose to have Y". It's usually when she talks about food, she doesn't typically use that kind of phrasing when talking about, say, what color to get a Torrid dress in, but she'll always mention when she's given an option for a side dish, and what she has chosen. Kinda a neat amberism.

 

[meepmapmop]

Amber's out and about tonight uploading pics on SC celebrating her 80,000 subs on YT.
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Guess Big Al and Becky are being very adventurous tonight and really stepping out of their normal chain-restaurant comfort zones!
But no worries guys - Amber has declared that eating out "won't make" her gain weight! She's back to being the Queen of Moderation who doesn't even need to count calories because she's being intuitive!
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She also posted a pic of Becky with a big ol' fruity drink. But don't you dare insinuate that Al is part of Becky's weight problem. I'm sure that without Amber demanding to be chauffered there, Becky would choose to go out to eat at a restaurant at 10:00 pm.
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It's so funny, you think this would be a lifestyle to admire: all you do is shop all day and eat out with no responsibility to anything or anyone. But once you gawk at AL for a while, you realize how pointless and boring life would be if that's all you did. She's not working towards any career or creative goals (we never see any of AL's "writings" she's been doing), she seems to have no friends outside of Becky and two roommates who obviously resent her presence, she doesn't do any charity or volunteer work that would give her a sense of accomplishment, and her world is a tiny 2-3 hour radius around her bumfuck Kentucky home. I think that's why she posts all of her material goods and meals, she thinks that's what makes her look successful and admirable to others but it's really just the shell of an empty life.

 

[Strine]

What happened to that claim? Once the Lexapro theory is debunked, which it will be by Xmas and probably sooner, what will be the root cause then? Becky? Haydurs? She's running out of excuses.

She'll effectively never run out of excuses because she is only making excuses to feel like a victim, and she will always do whatever mental contortions necessary to feel that way. Amber would blame weight gain on martians or the KGB before she took responsibility for what she puts in her own stomach.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Amber must think we're all jealous of her, probably why she's so smug all the time. She sees us posting about the satisfaction of a hard day's work, making your own money and paying your own rent and thinks it's just sour grapes. Even if she wasn't obese none of us would want her life, sitting around all day playing board games and drawing like a fucking child.

EDIT: Making money and paying rent through an actual job not making an embarrassment of yourself on youtube.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

She’s celebrating victory over losing 9 lbs by going to Lexington for some orange chicken and now BJ’s.

:powerlevel:I ate at BJ’s once, it had big portions, tons of unhealthy options, lots of fried and greasy food. Perfect for AL!

 

[Strine]

Amber must think we're all jealous of her, probably why she's so smug all the time. She sees us posting about the satisfaction of a hard day's work, making your own money and paying your own rent and thinks it's just sour grapes. Even if she wasn't obese none of us would want her life, sitting around all day playing board games and drawing like a fucking child.

You're giving her too much credit to presume she is trying to inspire envy. She's just combining her two interests of letting snapchat take some craters off her moon face to admire her lunar daintiness, and trolling her followers to generate publicity and thus money without having to actually produce content. By discussing it here we are in fact playing into her hands, but she'll be laughing all the way to the morgue.

awww, is that why she doesn’t want to marry becky?

She doesn't want to marry Becky because their relationship was, and is, entirely predicated on Amber needing a surrogate parent to accommodate her and drive her to Food Places. Their relationship is totally mercenary: Amber is a vicious narcissist who plies Becky with money to drive her around so she can glut her tasteless tongue with cheap trash, and Becky is a lazy halfwit who knowingly enables Amber's piggery in exchange for men's graphic tees and crayons. Amber says she wants to move, but what she is actually saying is that she wants a better food slave in a better location: if Amber caught wind of another easily manipulated dimwit lesbo with a better resumé than Thumby, the next day Becky would come home to nothing but Amber's awful smell and several abandoned pets.

But, with Amber gaining weight faster than a bear in autumn, it may prove very difficult to dislodge herself from her current sconce. She is not the sprightly Amberlynn of her clapping.gif days; when she hits 600 next January she won't be able to stand up for more than a minute or two, and she couldn't move house in that condition. Smugly gorging herself with Becky is going to have a price, paid in living out the rest of her days with a misshappen butler who looks and sounds like Humpty Dumpty had a stroke.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

God damn, I know I'm stating the obvious but look at that photo of her as an obese kid and then think about how long it would take her to get back down to even that level of obesity. Forget about a healthy weight. She could lose 2/3 of her body weight and still be obese.

 

[littlemisswitch]

I wonder what her excuse will be now she’s off lexapro but still eating enough to feed a family of 5 each day?

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

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i've noticed that you can actually see this in her use of language, she always says "I CHOSE this" or "X chose to have Y". It's usually when she talks about food, she doesn't typically use that kind of phrasing when talking about, say, what color to get a Torrid dress in, but she'll always mention when she's given an option for a side dish, and what she has chosen. Kinda a neat amberism.

That's really interesting. Does anyone have any guesses as to the psychology behind why this is? I love this shit.

 

[Turd Blossom]

i've noticed that you can actually see this in her use of language, she always says "I CHOSE this" or "X chose to have Y". It's usually when she talks about food, she doesn't typically use that kind of phrasing when talking about, say, what color to get a Torrid dress in, but she'll always mention when she's given an option for a side dish, and what she has chosen. Kinda a neat amberism.

Not only this, but often when she vlogs in the car on the way to a restaurant she's already talking about what she's going to choose and bugs everyone else about what they're going to get.
It's always stood out to me because it's such a weird thing, and I noticed it even in the Destiny-era.
Unless they're specifically going to a restaurant for a certain thing, most people generally wait until they get in the restaurant and look at a menu to decide what they're going to order.

As often as they go out to eat, you'd think she wouldn't get so prematurely excited for it and could carry on a conversation about other things. But then again, 90% of Amber's conversations seem to revolve around food (What are you going to choose? Are you excited? Do you like it? We need to get groceries. Baabyyy I need Taco Bell! We should start Weight Watchers! Can you pick me up Subway on the way home from Eric's Dr. apt? Why can't I lose weight?) so I guess it shouldn't be too surprising.

 

[ADHD]

I am so looking forward to a 562 weigh-in just to shut her up about Lexapro causing her weight gain.

She's delusional about the Lexapro, but it doesn't help that she has other fatties in her comments reinforcing her delusion by claiming Lexapro did the same thing to them.

Amber must think we're all jealous of her, probably why she's so smug all the time. She sees us posting about the satisfaction of a hard day's work, making your own money and paying your own rent and thinks it's just sour grapes.

Some of the comments on her latest videos are absolutely seething with envy, and for a lot of people, working sucks and is only something done because it's necessary. What Amber doesn't realize is that for all the money she's bringing in, her life is absolutely shit, and most of the people commenting would put that kind of money to much better use than what she's doing.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Some of the comments on her latest videos are absolutely seething with envy, and for a lot of people, working sucks and is only something done because it's necessary. What Amber doesn't realize is that for all the money she's bringing in, her life is absolutely shit, and most of the people commenting would put that kind of money to much better use than what she's doing.

Eh that's true since there's no PL rule around there. Thank fucking Christ we have that btw.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Well, looks like we'll be getting a q&a video. So, according to Amber's logic there won't be a weigh-in because it'll be a sitdown video and not a "vlog".

Frankly I'll be surprised if we see a weigh-in anytime in the near future because she's really painted herself in a corner with this Lexapro nonsense plus there's no way she'll fess up about being wrong about her insistence that eating out won't cause weight gain.

 

[ADHD]

I wonder if she'll manage to have gotten her hair washed for her next video.

 

[Basketball Jones]

i've noticed that you can actually see this in her use of language, she always says "I CHOSE this" or "X chose to have Y". It's usually when she talks about food, she doesn't typically use that kind of phrasing when talking about, say, what color to get a Torrid dress in, but she'll always mention when she's given an option for a side dish, and what she has chosen. Kinda a neat amberism.

Her ability to choose and make decisions has been a big thing with her. She’s said shit before like “I’m an adult and I’ll do what I want.” So when she “chooses” something she wants to stress that it’s a decision she made because she wanted to make it. In truth, she’s “choosing” to deny accountability for her off-camera actions of stuffing 7k calories down after her healthy “choices”.

Amber must think we're all jealous of her, probably why she's so smug all the time. She sees us posting about the satisfaction of a hard day's work, making your own money and paying your own rent and thinks it's just sour grapes. Even if she wasn't obese none of us would want her life, sitting around all day playing board games and drawing like a fucking child.

Who wouldn’t be jealous of someone with calf-fat down to the floor? Or the inability to travel in a plane? Or riding around all day in a luxurious Wal-Matt scooter? Or her inability to walk in place and not get winded? Or not being able to dance for longer than a few seconds? Or not wear high heels?

Yeah gorl, I’m green with envy. If her ability to stay at home and make money is supposed to be her biggest accomplishment, then on the surface that would be impressive. But when you realize it’s mostly people watching to laugh at her inability to not be a useless, fat, waste, and not people that genuinely think she’s funny, entertaining, pretty or talented, then the reward doesn’t seem worth it by any stretch mark..

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

Cunty as hell lately. That's the main difference between AL videos from the start of the channel vs now, it's the same gorl but she gained a cunty attitude (along with her weight). The cycle of getting concerned comments & brushing them off would be less annoying if she admitted to having made a mistake once the weight piles back on.

One of the paradoxes I've always found entertaining is Fat AL and the double standard she holds regarding cuntiness. She can dish it but she sure as hell can't take it.

She likes to say, "If you're a hater and don't like what I do or say, then don't watch!" But clearly this does not apply the other way around. When she gets fed up with the negative feedback she receives, she'll post a ~WoeIsMe~ sitdown video and try to squeeze out a few crocodile tears. If you don't like what we have to say, Amber, then don't post! Take your own advice.

 

[formerfatcow]

That's really interesting. Does anyone have any guesses as to the psychology behind why this is? I love this shit.

It’s because her life revolves around food. She doesn’t eat so she can make it through the day, she makes it through the day so she can eat. Every meal is a big event to look forward to.

It’s kind of like how some people might look forward to Thanksgiving because there’s a particular dish a family member makes just on that day. Now imagine that for every meal. Every meal is this big event that needs to be planned, discussed, and approved. I guarantee you every time they go out to eat, they go where Amber wants because otherwise it’s not worth it to Amber.