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She probably did. That screencap is from early October.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Yes! You tell those haydurs, Big Al! You've got it all figured out now, restaurants are a non-issue because it's all about the calories and I'm positive our girl is only ordering low-calorie options!
But wait. In her last video, she was back off of calorie-counting and espousing the virtues of intuitive eating. That restaurant meals are high in calories, but she could just scale back on her eating later in the day (because that's definitely worked in the past!).
But I'm sure this time our inspirational Queen of Moderation has it truly figured out, so all you Negative Nancies can get on board or prepare to be sassed, Honey Boo Boo!
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Why do I have the feeling that this recent 10 lb loss is going to become the new "89 elbees"?
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Here are some of her old videos I thought had noteworthy parts:
She tells us she's so honest it's embarrassing. (24:54)
She explains why she's starting her diet on January 1st instead of the present. (0:2
I also find it interesting that at the very beginning she'd refer to Krystle's parents as "Krystle's Parents" but as time passes it turns into "Our Parents." I think it really shows how forced the romantic aspect of her and Krystle's relationship is.
Especially in this clip. (5:05)
Also later in that clip you can hear how fed up Krystle is with her shenanigans; specifically, the part where Amberlynn says "I legit just made a painting fall... in the hospital!" and Krystle says "Why do you keep calling it that?" I love when people call her on her lies. She even lies about other people's lives right in front of them, like making Krystle's acid reflux seem MUCH more dramatic than it really is, and it somehow takes them years to get fed up with that.
In this one she buys Her Parents 38 gifts each, tells them, and tells us. (2:43)
Later in this video we get to see Krystle fed up again.
In this video Amberlynn lint rolls Krystle's crotch. (7:29)
That's all there is to report from the past so far.
She tells us she's so honest it's embarrassing. (24:54)
She explains why she's starting her diet on January 1st instead of the present. (0:2
I also find it interesting that at the very beginning she'd refer to Krystle's parents as "Krystle's Parents" but as time passes it turns into "Our Parents." I think it really shows how forced the romantic aspect of her and Krystle's relationship is.
Especially in this clip. (5:05)
Also later in that clip you can hear how fed up Krystle is with her shenanigans; specifically, the part where Amberlynn says "I legit just made a painting fall... in the hospital!" and Krystle says "Why do you keep calling it that?" I love when people call her on her lies. She even lies about other people's lives right in front of them, like making Krystle's acid reflux seem MUCH more dramatic than it really is, and it somehow takes them years to get fed up with that.
In this one she buys Her Parents 38 gifts each, tells them, and tells us. (2:43)
Later in this video we get to see Krystle fed up again.
In this video Amberlynn lint rolls Krystle's crotch. (7:29)
That's all there is to report from the past so far.
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Aparatus25
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Well she might have gotten another one...
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If 18-T-01481 is the ticket number, it's the same ticket. The payoff amount of $173 is the same from another screencap in October.
In her video "am i a narcissist" posted on October 3, the issue was addressed around a minute into it. They claimed Becky had to pay nothing because it was her first time getting a ticket. Since it's still on the court docket, Amber might want to double check on that. It would be stupid of her to risk her driver getting into more troubles over a ticket she should easily be able to afford.
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This video was great. I had no idea she made Krystle's parents open their gifts early too, so the tradition of not waiting until X-mas actually started much earlier than the Destiny era. I also love how Amber is ordering food boxes despite being on food stamps.$300 dollars a month is still not enough for all her food.
ETA: Comment is from Amber's Aunt Tammie.
She likes it when people chide her for eating out at restaurants, otherwise, why snap herself in one? She likes having lots of comments and engagement on her videos, it makes her more money and if the comments are negative she can play the victim. She also sees eating out at restaurants as some sort of status symbol since she couldn't do it when she was a foster kid. She said she views success as having a lot of money, and for her family members who follow her social media accounts, showing herself out to eat is a way to feel better than them.
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Anyone knows what happened with the supposed "casting call" or "casting interview" she got from a couple of months ago? 
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Her latest Instagram Q&A shows more of her naive and arrogant she is. Saying she’s not responsible for beckys weight gain, mentioning how she has subway once a week and talking about lexapro like it’s a demon drug designed to make everyone fat. Ridiculous.
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Wow smugberlynn has really been in overdrive recently. Ten pounds in nine days is not a lot actually, a 300 pound person can do that much less a 600 pound one.
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Amber would lose more than that if she ate 2000 calories a day; she burns more than that just being alive. She eats 10lb in food in a day or two. Anyway, we've seen no proof of any weight loss as usual, so she probably just didn't gain enough for it to show this week.
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Jfc. She not only felt she needed to buy Krystle's parents SEVENTY-SIX presents (instead of one or two quality gifts), but she just had to inform them exactly how many presents were under that tree so they'd be sure to acknowledge her generosity. Nevermind that the money probably came from the allowance they gave her.
The "buying people's affection" thing seems to go way back as well. Although she made a point to announce to viewers how much they LOVED the mountain of crap she got got them, I have a feeling Krystle's parents would have maybe preferred she took some initiative to help more around the house or get a fucking job. But how can you be irritated with someone when they are soooo "generous"?
Imagine having to sit there and open 38 gifts each while your daughter's weird, jobless girlfriend who you've been supporting, feeding and housing, squeals and expects you to fall all over her with gratitude with every dollar-store item you unwrap. It would be absolutely "inscrutiating", not to mention exhausting.
Apparently this was also the Christmas that she spent over a grand on Krystle, so she was really on a roll. Saving $$$ isn't really her forté and she had no income, I wonder if she just ran up a credit card. But regardless, I guess a good deed is never really complete for Amber until she boasts about it to the world. God she's a knob.
I believe she said in a recent-ish IG q&a that she still hasn't heard back from them.Anyone knows what happened with the supposed "casting call" or "casting interview" she got from a couple of months ago?
Back this summer on her ask.fm she promised to tell everyone what show it was once she knew for sure whether she got it, but I expect she'll just continue to say she still "hasn't heard yet" and hope everyone forgets. Because either:
a) It's an embarrassing show
b) She made it up
I'm leaning towards "b" because there's no way she'd travel on a plane and there aren't too many shows willing to fly a crew out to your location.
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Chantal also had a "celebrity chef production company" reach out to her about mukbangs. I wonder if they asked AL first, but she gave them a hard time, wanted too much money, or didn't return their correspondence because she was sleeping, so they asked Chantal instead...
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I think she goes overboard with gifts because in the back of her mind it excuses her shorty behavior the year leading up x-mas, or to excuse behavior in advance for the upcoming year.
I also laugh at her when she says she is soooo generous and always giving. No, Amber, it’s a way of manipulating and also gives you a reason in your mind to feel sorry for yourself when you don’t get as much as you get in return.
I remember her shading Becky this year for not giving her a lot for Christmas, or maybe it was her birthday. Either way, in her mind she can make herself feel superior while also tossing herself a pity party.
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Nickadoavocado was recently asked on a show. I believe it was for comedy central. The interviewer totally humiliated him on camera. Could have been the same show.
I agree Amber wouldn't be physically able to travel.
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Saying she does it out of guilt is assuming without proof, or even evidence, that she experiences that emotion. Being a cunt to Becky about gifts is a hilarious example of her stupidity and malice: any gifts Becky got her would be bought with Amber's own money, including the craft supplies for her to make one of her hideous art n craft productions a preschooler would be embarrassed to take home. In order to surprise her with anything, Becky would have to buy something without consulting her - i.e. steal her money - and even then all Amber wants is white trash carby food and Wommart earreens to put in the cupboard and never wear. I can't imagine what gifts there will be this year: Amber will say all she wants for Christmas are her two front teeth (they're out of alignment so you were a bad girl this year) but the only things she really wants can't be gotten: Destiny, a waist and 0 calorie ornj chicken.
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Some highlights from Amber's latest IG:
Bizarre rantings about Lexapro (spoiler alert: it's entirely to blame for her weight gain!), Becky ("I'm not a pill Becky takes!"), and beds (they totally fit on a double bed, haters!):
This might actually be my favorite post of hers in awhile. Don't compare Amber to a medicine!! Also she's magically not hungry all the time now? Ok, Big Al.
Then there's this, the weirdest excuse to not show a weigh-in yet:
"Sit down" videos mean you literally can't get up, guise!
And then finally, her excuse for hoarding 6x Torrid clothing while trying to lose weight:
Um Amber: just because you might be able to squeeze yourself into those sad, stretched out black leggings doesn't mean you should. And if by some miracle she happens to lose 250 lbs those clothes would look ridiculous.
This might be the most entertaining IG q&a in recent memory. Girl is off her rocker.
Bizarre rantings about Lexapro (spoiler alert: it's entirely to blame for her weight gain!), Becky ("I'm not a pill Becky takes!"), and beds (they totally fit on a double bed, haters!):
This might actually be my favorite post of hers in awhile. Don't compare Amber to a medicine!! Also she's magically not hungry all the time now? Ok, Big Al.
Then there's this, the weirdest excuse to not show a weigh-in yet:
"Sit down" videos mean you literally can't get up, guise!
And then finally, her excuse for hoarding 6x Torrid clothing while trying to lose weight:
Um Amber: just because you might be able to squeeze yourself into those sad, stretched out black leggings doesn't mean you should. And if by some miracle she happens to lose 250 lbs those clothes would look ridiculous.
This might be the most entertaining IG q&a in recent memory. Girl is off her rocker.
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What's a little weird is back with Krystal the parents gave a big allowance (I think monthly plus money weekly for food?) So she bought the gifts with their own money? Since she bought so much back then when she wasn't making the youtube money she does now maybe she doesn't really make the over 10k a month like she said.
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Each to their own, but I think some of those Torrid dresses might be nice as dresses instead of tops.
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Yeah it was for Tosh.0. Daniel Tosh is a comedian who basically plays YouTube clips and comments on them. He has had a bunch of YouTube people on for “web redemptions” where people who have made asses out of themselves on the internet get a chance to redeem themselves by... making an ass out of themselves on television I guess? TommyNC2010 (or whatever not sure of the numbers) was on there a few times along with a bunch of others. It was all very cringe.